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Team America - World Police ... Review by MegaWolf

Ok, so me and some people from work pre-viewed this movie last night (i work at a movie theater fyi). It is by far the funniest damn movie I have seen in a long time. There are points where it hurt to laugh! BUT BE WARNED!! This movie is not for kids. So much that we have to check IDs at the door tomarow when it releases. But if you are looking for a really good laugh with your friends, and have valid ID ::::39:: , see this movie!!!!

9/10

i have to movie poster on my wall now too ::::01::

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  • Clever_GloveClever_Glove Member Posts: 996

    It started with a NC-17, and only with lots of bridery was it able to get a R. I think that in self says it's not for kids.

    Saddly I do not work in a theater and must see it with sheepish masses today.

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  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106
    NC-17? For what? Usually they only dub a movie that for some type of strong sexual material. But they're marionettes.

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  • KiamdeKiamde Member CommonPosts: 5,820

    Its been so funny and worthwhile [kerry ^^er here] that I have been seeding for 4 days. ::::39::

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  • ColdmeatColdmeat Member UncommonPosts: 3,399


    Originally posted by Finwe
    NC-17? For what? Usually they only dub a movie that for some type of strong sexual material. But they're marionettes."The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    There was a sex scene between the two marionettes that the ratings council had a fit over. even though you could see the joints in the puppets legs, and all.

    So they cut the sex scene out.

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  • MegaWolfMegaWolf Member Posts: 425


    Originally posted by Coldmeat
    Originally posted by Finwe
    NC-17? For what? Usually they only dub a movie that for some type of strong sexual material. But they're marionettes."The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    There was a sex scene between the two marionettes that the ratings council had a fit over. even though you could see the joints in the puppets legs, and all.

    So they cut the sex scene out.

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    no they didnt.... lol

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  • ColdmeatColdmeat Member UncommonPosts: 3,399

    Ok, let me rephrase. They toned down the sex scene.

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  • MegaWolfMegaWolf Member Posts: 425

    ah ok, cause when we we watching that with tears coming out our eyes i could of sworn one of my friends said the un-edited version of this movie will give old people heart attacks.

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  • rathmarathma Member UncommonPosts: 3,786
     I need to see this movie!! Does anyone know if the canadian rating is also R? I'm hoping they will pass it off as 14A.

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    aye I've been waiting for this movie for a loooong time

    partially because it's into politics..but majorly because of kim jong ill..

     

    bwahahahah

    and I like the part making fun of michael moore...how all the liberals think he's God [Bush ^^er here] image


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  • ColdmeatColdmeat Member UncommonPosts: 3,399


    Originally posted by MegaWolf
    ah ok, cause when we we watching that with tears coming out our eyes i could of sworn one of my friends said the un-edited version of this movie will give old people heart attacks.image

    link to the article where they talk about it.
    http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/06/leisure.teamamerica.reut/

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  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106
    Sex between marionettes...Hrm...It begs two questions. How is that even possibly depicted? And secondly...What odd fetishes some people must have.

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  • Nimrod4154Nimrod4154 Member Posts: 864
    Heh me and my friend tried to get in but they were checking IDs. I guess ill just have to resort to BlockBuster in few monthsimage

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    My friend just called exclaiming "it was awesome"

    he and three other of my friends drove over there and bought a ticket for ladder 49 and snuck into it

    lol.

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  • gizma99kgizma99k Member Posts: 239
    Team America is the most funny movie i have ever seen! They say fuc* atleast 911 x 1000 times thats right... 911,000 times . I loved all of it alot and everyone should see it asap!!!!!!


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  • IowaYetiIowaYeti Member Posts: 468



    Originally posted by Nimrod4154
    Heh me and my friend tried to get in but they were checking IDs. I guess ill just have to resort to BlockBuster in few monthsimage


      lol I will prolly wait to buy it on DVD. WIll sit nicely next to SouthPark DVD's hehe especially Bigger, Badder, etc.   Also I tried to get into a theater to see it and they told me my age/medical conditions exclude me  lol 6 month wait 4 me hehehe


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  • gerberKidgerberKid Member Posts: 10

    I dunno about this one, I LOVE South Park and the type of comedy it represents, but in my opinion this movie was not very good at all. I think i laughed maybe once or twice out loud but still found myself seeing the jokes and not seeing it being very funny. The sex scene was pretty funny though. I think i was just going in there with higher expectations due to the comedy of South Park

  • GunharpGunharp Member Posts: 2,890

    Thuis movie is an instant classic for me...I was laughing so much, I hope they have aa sound track...

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  • DrakaeonDrakaeon Member Posts: 630


    Originally posted by Finwe
    Sex between marionettes...Hrm...It begs two questions. How is that even possibly depicted? And secondly...What odd fetishes some people must have."The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    This should answer your question and your statement, as your second "question" isn't worded as a question.

    It was writter, produced, and directed by the same people who brought South Park into creation.


  • SatansDiscipleSatansDisciple Member Posts: 2,782

    SD reviews Team America!

    It's sad how little I've grown up. Dismemberment and an overabundance of cussing still crack me up. Thankfully, that's not all this movie was about.

    It's a parady of more than one thing. Action movies for one, which is probably more evident. It's got every stereotype and cliche in the early 90's action movie book: love interest, predictable twists, secret base in famous landmark, and so much more. I found that more funny than the fun making of America, though that was pretty evident too ("World Police" is in the title, i.e. we keep screwing in other countries business).

    You will recognize many of the voices from South Park. The voice acting of South Park has always been good, funny when need be. And so it is here as well.

    Shall we talk puppet sex? Yes, we shall. Sickest, most disturbing, scene that would make you rool on the floor if you weren't in public! It's so fucking graphic... but it's puppets! I'll never look at a puppet, or a muppet for that matter, the same. Quick fact, the movie was originally rated NC-17, so in order to bring it down to an R, they had to censor the puppet scene somewhat. Which makes me oh so curious as to what it was before the censored it, because... it just has to be witnessed. Can't wait for it to come out on DVD unrated.

    Greatest puppet movie ever? You betcher ass it is (take that muppets!)! The parodies by themselves are hilarious, throw in pointless cussing up the wazoo and dismembered celebrities (Matt Damoooon!), and you've got at least the funniest, most imaginative movie of the year.

    *SPOILER*

    Did anyone else smell sequel at the end? Team World: Universal Police!!!

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  • Trajan13Trajan13 Member Posts: 54



    Originally posted by MurtBijani
    bwahahahah
    and I like the part making fun of michael moore...how all the liberals think he's God [Bush ^^er here] image

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    LOL LOL LOL!  I just couldn't resist.....

     

    I'll probably see the movie anyways, just because it looks so f@cking funny

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    "WE HAVE TO TAKE RADICAL ACTION!"

    lol

    "the building was blown up by a fat socialist weasel"

    "and one day you will say, thank you fag for making this world better"

    "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT #*&)(*$# #*&$*# I'M A WERY BUWY MAN YOU #(*&$(*@&; YOU WANNA WINSPECT? WINSPECT THAT! YOU #*&$"

    lol kim john ill pwns in that movie

    BEST movie i have seen in a LONG time

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  • Nimrod4154Nimrod4154 Member Posts: 864
    Ok well i saw this movie on sunday and went inside expecting a perfect movie. I give it a 7/10. A lot of the movie is quite boring hence its puppets. I didnt laugh as much as i thought i would and it was just an ok movie. The hype over this movie is way too big. Great idea but it couldve been done better.

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    first off..how did you get in? lol

    I heard they were checking ID's at the door because of this "scene" which wasn't as long as some people said, yet it was funny, lol

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  • gizma99kgizma99k Member Posts: 239

    its like 911 X 100.... WOW!!! ... thats right... 91,100

    its like 911 X 1000.... WOW!!! ... thats right... 911,000

    NO IT WILL BE LIKE 911 X 2852 WHAT!!!!????? i dont even know what that is..... No one does....... image i loved it

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  • Nimrod4154Nimrod4154 Member Posts: 864
    Heh i went with my grandad and my friend. My grandad thought it was funnyimage

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