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This is why WOW is lame..i was booted from my guild cause i wouldnt let them make my shaman a man
Sneakers05
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My guild leader was like lets get down to buisness...tonight..we raid ulduar..then I was but i dont think Im ready...he was like shut up you noob...you`re the saddest nub..I have ever met..but you can bet before were through...I will make a man out of your shaman, I was like but I am already a man then he was like DIE...
Then he made me go to our shaman class leader for more training...he was like set your skill rotation to increase your DPS..i was like hey i think i got it...oooh look out a...mobbbb..then my guild leader said your a spineless pale pathetic noob..and you havent got a clue..some how ill make a man out of your shamannnnn...
I was like Omg this is worse then death..i hope this guild doesnt screw me out of loot..then he was like whats wrong nub out of mana? I was like i cant believe these virgins....the guild told me I better watch just what i say...
The entire guild was then like your lightening bolt spell haste must be swift as a coursing river..with all the spell power of a great typhoon...with all the spell hit of a raging fire..mysterious as the dark side of the moooon...
The guild leader was like time is racing forward...until we.... raidddd...so shut the hell up shaman and keep on training so you might survive...I was like am i ready yet? He was like no noob no your not...I was like how bout now..he was like NO GOD DAMN IT YOU NOOOB....
Then as I was training they were like you must be a man you are...You must be swift as a coursing river..with all the force of a great typhoon..with the strength of a raging fire...as mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon...BE A MAN...
Then as they took me to ulduar I was like I must be swift as a coursing river...be a man...with all the force of a great typhoon... .. be a man...with the strength of a raging fire...mysterious as the dark side of the moooon
Thats when I accidentally agroed the Flame Leviathan and wiped the raid by mistake and was /gkicked.
Is that fair?
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Cool story bro
But...honestly....you...use...these....things....waaaaayy....too....much....and....you're
....doing...it....wrong.....Their....not....used....for...emphasis.....
What?
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Hehe, I have to say that made me chuckle.
1. For god's sake mmo gamers, enough with the analogies. They're unnecessary and your comparisons are terrible, dissimilar, and illogical.
2. To posters feeling the need to state how f2p really isn't f2p: Players understand the concept. You aren't privy to some secret the rest are missing. You're embarrassing yourself.
3. Yes, Cpt. Obvious, we're not industry experts. Now run along and let the big people use the forums for their purpose.
I think he got guild kicked 'cause he wouldn't cybor with the leader.
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This has to be a troll, no one on earth is this bad at typing.
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RAID guilds are very picky and sometimes you just ain't good enough.
Train harder and wait with raids until you are really ready. It was tough but fair to me, it is the guildleaders guild and he decides who is good enough to be in it.
I don't really see why this makes Wow lame, no other MMO have easier raids than Wow. You just have to train harder and there are many good webb pages with tips also.
People tend to be upset when someone is messing up and wiping the whole raid, particulary in large raids. I don't play Wow myself because I find it too easy but all people prefer different difficulty in games. But I doubt Wow is really too hard, you just need to train more and stay of raids until you can handle yourself.
I'm.. like..roflwtf....
Hehe, find a better guild, man. Even if you are a noob, you are pro at comedy relief it seems.
Hasn't got much to do with WOW and whether it is lame or not though.
p.s. take it easy on mixing alcohol with medicines and stuff.
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I couldn't read all that, but I really hope that was a troll.
If not, you need a slap. :P
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ffs please stop the hiphop linquo.. if you want me (cant talk for anyone ells) to take you the least bit serious, dont write sentences like this "he was like shut up you noob". Also please dont use triple punctuation for every other sentence.
ffs please stop the hiphop linquo.. if you want me (cant talk for anyone ells) to take you the least bit serious, dont write sentences like this "he was like shut up you noob". Also plz dont use triple punctuation for every other sentence.
Maybe it is me, but I thought it was like ..... funny and stuff.
p.s. also please don't write 'plz'
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Okay, I am just chiming in for giggles. First off rofl, and second WHO CARES? I troll someone super rare, but how can you codemn a game because of the people who play it? Really, seriously, I am not a fan of p2p, but even I wouldn't dis something just because I got a bad roll from the players. Obviously you'll find dinks, twinks, trolls and assh*les in every game you can find out there, and clearly you just need to find a better class of people to play with if that so offends you.
The OP is not a troll, he actually have a point with the thread even though his conclusion (That Wow is lame because he got kicked) is way out.
Trolls don't have points, they just repeat the same things over and over.
ffs please stop the hiphop linquo.. if you want me (cant talk for anyone ells) to take you the least bit serious, dont write sentences like this "he was like shut up you noob". Also please dont use triple punctuation for every other sentence.
Hip-Hop "linquo"... what the hell are you even talking about. I missed the part where he got kicked for duking the guild masters girlfriend. But its not his fault the bitch is some chickenhead. Whatever, pass the dutch.
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It's interesting to hear "Yeah, we kicked this 14 year old out of the guild today for wiping us again," from the other side of the fence for once.
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people fail for not seeing one of the last great disney musicals in the post. c'mon people, it was a great song in a great movie, and a halfway decent troll (well, more of a joke) post to boot.
Everything creates huge amounts of negativity on the internet, that's what the internet is for: Negativity, porn and lolcats.
OP,
Your story does not justify saying WoW is lame. You should roll a horde toon and get out of the 13 year old alliance guilds. Alliance guilds run by 13 year olds is what is lame.
My advice is this: Roll a horde toon, then join a guild that has adults in it. Then, be a man, and of course, "be swift as a coursing river..with all the force of a great typhoon..with the strength of a raging fire...as mysterious as the dark side of the moooooon...BE A MAN"...and have fun.
Mulan ftw
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For those who still does not get it... Mulan and the song make a man out of you. Youtue it,
This have been a good conversation
Dont join a roleplay guild. They can really get weird sometimes !!
Just my opinion.
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1. For god's sake mmo gamers, enough with the analogies. They're unnecessary and your comparisons are terrible, dissimilar, and illogical.
2. To posters feeling the need to state how f2p really isn't f2p: Players understand the concept. You aren't privy to some secret the rest are missing. You're embarrassing yourself.
3. Yes, Cpt. Obvious, we're not industry experts. Now run along and let the big people use the forums for their purpose.
I think he got guild kicked 'cause he wouldn't cybor with the leader.
That's the impression I got too. Mainly because he is quoting Disney music.
I hope he wasn't off key with all the singing. ^^
Excellent post.
+1
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