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Save the Sea Kittens !!!
BushMonkey
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www.peta.org/sea_kittens/book.asp
Sea Kitten Stories !!!
Sally and the Land Kittens
Sally is a Sea Kitten with an additude,While all the other Sea Kittens are washing themselves or chasing balls of yarn,Sally is busy swimming upstream to see where life will take her next.
Unfortuantely,years of watching her friends and family being hooked through the mouth and dragged into a harsh alien world above have driven her mad with grief.
Bitter and insane she spends her days plotting revenge against the Land Kittens who live such happy lives in comfortable homes,free from the terror of being eaten.
So i was googling around for some stories about Giant catfish and this sight caught my eye, just thought i might share, and ask what everyone else is thinking when they read these words. You just can't make this chit up.
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lol poor sea kittens
I was reading through the stories and thinking to myself who wrote this fucked up shit... only PETA, bloody nutjobs.
O_o o_O
I agree with Colbert on this issue... now that we're not eating sea kittens, we should partake of deep fried land fish, along with a healthy helping of field potatoes and sky nachos...
cute
After viewing that page, I think my IQ just dropped by a couple of points.
And that is why...
Conservatives' pessimism is conducive to their happiness in three ways. First, they are rarely surprised -- they are right more often than not about the course of events. Second, when they are wrong they are happy to be so. Third, because pessimistic conservatives put not their faith in princes -- government -- they accept that happiness is a function of fending for oneself. They believe that happiness is an activity -- it is inseparable from the pursuit of happiness.