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BarCrowBarCrow Member UncommonPosts: 2,195

I'm bored so I pose this question....If you think you're a vampire...is it then o.k. to live in your mother's basement?.....even if you were "turned" when you were 36+ years old and don't own a coffin(or a car)?

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  • BarCrowBarCrow Member UncommonPosts: 2,195

    Bueller?

  • BarCrowBarCrow Member UncommonPosts: 2,195

    Bueller?

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    That whole coffin thing always sounded a little stupid to me

    Why not a bed?  In a dark room with no windows? And throw in some Air Conditioning.  Just cuz you suck blood don't mean you can't have the finer things in life.

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • BarCrowBarCrow Member UncommonPosts: 2,195

    SEE!...yes, exactly...I mean , you can no longer appreciate your mother's spaghetti sauce...so why must all of life/unlife be a miserable descent into an emo-propulsed nightmare.

  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    I think it's mostly a carry over from the old original vampire days where they were supposed to be the undead or something like that. 

    What we know as vampires now are a bit different from the original I'd say.  There are some sort of guidelines in some vampire writings that state that they have to sleep on the soil from where they were turned/created or whatnot but don't quote me on this. 

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • kobie173kobie173 Member UncommonPosts: 2,075

    Vampires aren't real. Just FYI.

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  • IlliusIllius Member UncommonPosts: 4,142

    Now why'd you have to go and ruin this thread like that?

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • tvalentinetvalentine Member Posts: 4,216
    Originally posted by Illius


    That whole coffin thing always sounded a little stupid to me
    Why not a bed?  In a dark room with no windows? And throw in some Air Conditioning.  Just cuz you suck blood don't mean you can't have the finer things in life.



     

    its because vampires are dead, and i think its a way of assuring the audience that they are undead and not technically alive.

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  • qazymanqazyman Member Posts: 1,785
    Originally posted by tvalentine

    Originally posted by Illius


    That whole coffin thing always sounded a little stupid to me
    Why not a bed?  In a dark room with no windows? And throw in some Air Conditioning.  Just cuz you suck blood don't mean you can't have the finer things in life.



     

    its because vampires are dead, and i think its a way of assuring the audience that they are undead and not technically alive.



     

    No self respecting vampire would be caught dead in a bed

  • WharmasterWharmaster Member Posts: 234
    Originally posted by qazyman

    Originally posted by tvalentine

    Originally posted by Illius


    That whole coffin thing always sounded a little stupid to me
    Why not a bed?  In a dark room with no windows? And throw in some Air Conditioning.  Just cuz you suck blood don't mean you can't have the finer things in life.



     

    its because vampires are dead, and i think its a way of assuring the audience that they are undead and not technically alive.



     

    No self respecting vampire would be caught dead in a bed

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  • KorbyKorby Member Posts: 499

    I often nibble on people and suck them dry.

     

    I'm not a vampire though.. (:

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Well personally Ninja's don't have to deal with vampires much, but we can't have them be suckin our women's blood. BTW I like that picture:  got a larger size?

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  • XeximaXexima Member UncommonPosts: 2,696
    Originally posted by kobie173


    Vampires aren't real. Just FYI.

     

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  • BarCrowBarCrow Member UncommonPosts: 2,195
    Originally posted by kobie173


    Vampires aren't real. Just FYI.

     

    You go on believing that.

  • BarCrowBarCrow Member UncommonPosts: 2,195
    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X


    Well personally Ninja's don't have to deal with vampires much, but we can't have them be suckin our women's blood. BTW I like that picture:  got a larger size?

    I used to..but since I blog-sized it..I somehow lost the larger one...guess I accidentally deleted it...However...I obtained using google images. Do a search for crows...and just keep looking.

  • WolfenprideWolfenpride Member Posts: 3,988

    Hate vampires personally, I suspect one of my friends might be one cause she flippin bit me and left a good ole bruise (hicky?) on my back.

    But no, vampires cannot live in their mothers basement, that removes all possible badassness from you, even if your a vampire.

  • BarCrowBarCrow Member UncommonPosts: 2,195
    Originally posted by Wolfenpride


    Hate vampires personally, I suspect one of my friends might be one cause she flippin bit me and left a good ole bruise (hicky?) on my back.
    But no, vampires cannot live in their mothers basement, that removes all possible badassness from you, even if your a vampire.

     

    Shite.......I have a trench coat?....i mean...this guy...vampire...has a trenchcoat...well not a trenchcoat....its a members only jacket...but it's black!!

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