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Your Worst Dating Moment..

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  • devilisciousdeviliscious Member UncommonPosts: 4,359
    Originally posted by Waterlily


    He came at the door when I was painting and cleaning up a piece, which is my passion. *Knocks on the door*. I open the door with paint clothes with lots of spots.
    -Oh hi, wow are you still getting dressed, we should be at X in 30 minutes.
    -Yup, just a second.
    -Ok, did you really need to mess around with paint before we leave?
    -I don't mess around =)
    -I can see that, might think about getting a real job so you can wear nice clothes.
    *Silence*
    *10 minutes pass*
    -Are you coming?
    -No
    -....*his face turns angry*..why? ..
    -Because
    -Fine
    -Fine

    Yea.. that guy sounds like a real loser anyhow .. good thing you didn;t go on that date! I mean most guys see paint and think of MMM Yummy body paints....do they glow under blacklite?  Let's get messy! lol!

    Though I think you were too nice to him .. I would have kicked him out , tell him to hit the bricks, and slammed the door in his face lol!

     

  • TillerTiller Member LegendaryPosts: 11,163
    Originally posted by Waterlily


    He came at the door when I was painting and cleaning up a piece, which is my passion. *Knocks on the door*. I open the door with paint clothes with lots of spots.
    -Oh hi, wow are you still getting dressed, we should be at X in 30 minutes.
    -Yup, just a second.
    -Ok, did you really need to mess around with paint before we leave?
    -I don't mess around =)
    -I can see that, might think about getting a real job so you can wear nice clothes.
    *Silence*
    *10 minutes pass*
    -Are you coming?
    -No
    -....*his face turns angry*..why? ..
    -Because
    -Fine
    -Fine

     

    So let me get this straight, are these painted on clothes, or clothes you painted in?

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  • ZindaihasZindaihas Member UncommonPosts: 3,662
    Originally posted by DailyBuzz

    Originally posted by Zindaihas



    Originally posted by deviliscious
    10. Another "only date" this guy kept blowing his wad in his pants .. yes 3 times he said during dinner... I actually thought he was kidding... but when he stood up his pants were all wet. I didn't think that was really possible without touching . I left of course .... I mean geeze have no self control?!!!
    I apologize too, I guess I was just a little excited that evening.

     Mind if I ask what you were having for dinner? I'd like to try some. Carry-out, of course.



     

    It wasn't the meal.  Earlier in the day, my mom had bought me a new rubber duck to play with in the bath tub.  I was so excited, I could hardly control myself.  Deviliscious and I had already had the date planned and I didn't want to cancel it.  So I went.  But the whole time I was thinking about my new rubber ducky.  I couldn't wait to get home and play with it.  I guess I let my excitement to get the best of me.  Sorry 'Liscious, I didn't have the heart to tell you.

    Say hello to my rubber duck

  • qazymanqazyman Member Posts: 1,785
    Originally posted by Zindaihas

    Originally posted by DailyBuzz

    Originally posted by Zindaihas



    Originally posted by deviliscious
    10. Another "only date" this guy kept blowing his wad in his pants .. yes 3 times he said during dinner... I actually thought he was kidding... but when he stood up his pants were all wet. I didn't think that was really possible without touching . I left of course .... I mean geeze have no self control?!!!
    I apologize too, I guess I was just a little excited that evening.

     Mind if I ask what you were having for dinner? I'd like to try some. Carry-out, of course.



     

    It wasn't the meal.  Earlier in the day, my mom had bought me a new rubber duck to play with in the bath tub.  I was so excited, I could hardly control myself.  Deviliscious and I had already had the date planned and I didn't want to cancel it.  So I went.  But the whole time I was thinking about my new rubber ducky.  I couldn't wait to get home and play with it.  I guess I let my excitement to get the best of me.  Sorry 'Liscious, I didn't have the heart to tell you.

    Say hello to my rubber duck

    You should have taken it with you. You might have scored a threesome

     

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