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Yahweh Predicts Spaceships Will Appear Oct. 31st
BushMonkey
Member Posts: 1,406
www.prweb.com/releases/2008/10/prweb1395924.htm
Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh, Master UFO Caller says that on October 31, 2008, superhuman black men, from other planets, will appear in their spaceships and hover over his UFO Summoning School for three days as a sign that all Americans should vote for Obama as President.
YAHWEH wants people to know that if Barak Obama does not become President, America will quickly be led into a war with Russia via Iran that will result in: a cut off of oil from the Persian Gulf, a great depression, stock market crash, runaway inflation, devaluation of the dollar, food shortages, riots, famine, race wars, out breaks of disease, etc.
He claims that these space beings are the Angels of Yahweh, the Creator of all things. And, they are talking to him, on a daily basis, via a sophisticated form of telepathic, non-verbal, none-talk, brain-to-brain communication. Most of the time, when they contact him, he is sleep. At that time, he hears a voice speaking to him inside his head.
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Totally f*cking awesome.
Even aliens won't leave the US election be...
We've gotta be a fricking important country to get alien vistors for 4/8 year term of being able to control the executive branch buracracy to some amount.
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I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.
When you hear voices in your head, at what point do you decide if you're crazy or not? Or is it just so plain that it's real that you never question it at all? But then again, don't they say that if you don't question your own sanity that is a sign of insanity? So, to hear the voices in your head and to not question them would mean that you are nuts, right?
Honestly, just hearing voices in my head would make me nuts if I weren't to begin with. I would have a panic attack that would throw me over the edge. That's such an invasion of privacy.
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Could this be the great falling away we here so much about.
Trade in material assumptions for spiritual facts and make permanent progress.
Maybe they will come and take away Obama and all his supporters to the land of milk and honey.
Are they going to bring their fine black alien superwomen with them?
"The liberties and resulting economic prosperity that YOU take for granted were granted by those "dead guys"
dumb
MMO migrant.
I was expecting something else when I saw Yahweh in the title.
Hold on Snow Leopard, imma let you finish, but Windows had one of the best operating systems of all time.
If the Powerball lottery was like Lotro, nobody would win for 2 years, and then everyone in Nebraska would win on the same day.
And then Nebraska would get nerfed.-pinkwood lotro fourms
AMD 4800 2.4ghz-3GB RAM 533mhz-EVGA 9500GT 512mb-320gb HD
Don't forget Nostradamus prediction in this mix! lol
Same.
Blessings,
MMO migrant.
As long as there isn't anal probing involved....
If you are not being responded to directly, you are probably on my ignore list.
Yet another liberal saying they will leave the US if a Republican is made president. Why don't they ever commit?