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Da Blindin' Lytes iz recruitin! {A Badlands Roleplaying Guild}
The Inevitable City bustled as it always did. Day and night within the city limits were indistinguishable, but there was always business to be done, sacrifices to be made, spells to be woven, and prayers to be offered to The Raven God, and so the the city bustled at all hours. This one was no different. However, the burly Black Ork standing on a large, heavily re-inforced box, and the crowd he seemed to be drawing, were an oddity the likes of which had not really been seen before.
"Oi! Yu gits betta lissen!" the ork bellowed, causing elves, chaos humans, and even other greenskins to pause, giving him their attention.
"Dhurk iz tokkin, an Dhurk iz wyze! Dey even calls him Dhurk Da Wyze! So yu gits shud lissen ta wut he gots ta say!"
The ork scanned the growing crowd with a toothy grin, his beady green eyes twinkling.
"Dhurk iz Dhurk. Dhurk iz da Warboss ov Da Blindin' Lytes, an Dhurk gotta qwestion fer ya!" the ork shouted, easily reaching the back of the crowd with his powerful voice. "Wut iz da best way ta bash dem stoopid elfys, humies, an stunties?"
The Black Ork paused again, eyeing the crowd with a knowing grin for a few moments before answering his own question.
"Inna eyez of corse!" he crowed triumphantly. "If yu bashem inna eyez, den deyz blind, an dey cant stop yu from bashen em again!"
This drew a few scattered chuckles from the crowd, as well as more than a few exasperated sighs and comments about idiotic greenskins. Some people left, but others continued to linger as the ork began to speak again.
"Dats da best way ta bash! Dhurk kno dis, so Dhurk iz Warboss ov Da Blindin' Lytes! We's a gild dat bashes em inna eyez by werrin brite armers an bashen peepul inna eyez! Furst dey's bashed by da lite flashin offa da brite armers, den by our choppas an spells! Rite inna eyez!"
The ork paused again, grinning as he lifted a large armored fist above his head, clenching it dramatically.
"Dhurk iz lukkin fer brave peepul ta joins Da Blindin' Lytes!" he shouted. "Iz derr aneewun hoo wana joins us an bash peepul inna eyez?!"
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/OOC
Da Blindin' Lytes is a mid-heavy level roleplaying guild on the Destruction side of the Badlands server in Warhammer Online. We are formed of a core of Greenskins, but all races and classes are welcomed and accepted, so long as their players are willing to remain in character a good deal of the time.
We emphasize guild cooperation and try our best to foster a fun, lighthearted, friendly atmosphere as we do our part in strengthening the roleplaying community on Badlands. We plan on having bi-weekly guildmeetings and weekly PvP nights where we all work together and help each other accomplish goals.
If you are interested in joining, please either visit our guildportal site [ http://www.guildportal.com/Guild.aspx?GuildID=281456&TabID=2361669 ] and post a recruitment application on our forums, or contact Dhurk ingame.
Thank you in advance for your interest, and hopefully we can "Bashem inna eyez!" together sometime soon!
Jonathan, Player Of Dhurk
Comments
Guildportal site/forums updated!
Guildlevel 3 and rising!
We are still actively recruiting roleplayers to join us for more "Bashin em inna eyez!"
Stunties disaproves tis message
MAGA
Stoopid stunties' opinions dont count!
Still recruiting active roleplayers!
Working our way up! Almost guildlevel 5 now! Tough going, but we are persistant!
Bump! Still looking for more recruits!
Why just last nights at me's favorite Pub. who twas it Oh Aye twas me friend Irontoe Toejam who said, Taint nothen better than a Mug of Beer and Squig on Da-Stick. Truer words be never spoken.
MAGA
Moar bumpage!
Roleplayers are required!
Morr recruits needed!
Guildlevel 5
We's still lukkin fer morr recruits!
Da Blindin' Lytes are back! We will be reforming on the Destro side of WAR's Badlands server. Contact Dhurk ingame for details on recruitment!