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You know you have played too much WoW when....
Pappy13
Member Posts: 2,138
Okay, here are the rules.
1) You get 1 joke per post. No posting 15 responses in 1 post, so pick your best one.
2) You get only 1 line. If it takes a paragraph to say it it's not funny anymore.
3) I get to start.
You know you have played too much WoW when...
....you complain to all your friends that your girlfriend's pants have a low drop rate. 
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Hahaha...that's the best one.
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines
When...
You can afford that EPIC flying mount, but complain about high gasoline prices!
. . .you field dress a carcass expecting that new BP to fall out.
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You wouldn't understand
When you get pissed because your feign death ability doesn't work on your wife.
When after a few, you fancy that female blood elf dancing by herself and want to take her back to your place.
When you've actully become nerdy enough to actully think of stupid shit like this....
Haha you win the GTFO prize. . .if its too "nerdy" or "stupid shit" for you then why are you here?
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You wouldn't understand
When you try to find you hearthstone when you finished shopping
When you put bull horns on your head and punt the local lawn gnome as hard and far as you can.
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A human and an Elf get captured by Skaven. The rat-men are getting ready to shoot the first hostage with Dwarf-made guns when he yells, "Earthquake!" The naturally nervous Skaven run and hide from the imaginary threat. He escapes. The Skaven regroup and bring out the Elf. Being very smart, the Elf has figured out what to do. When the Skaven get ready to shoot, the Elf, in order to scare them, yells, "Fire!"
Order of the White Border.
When your sitting in traffic and you yell " DAMN LAG
We all need a break from "WoW will fail when...." every once in a while.
When you start looking at other people and wondering if they also play WoW.
Still waiting for your Holy Grail MMORPG? Interesting...
When your wife considers her dildo a legendary weapon.
I give no mercy