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Idiot of the week award

MotorheadMotorhead Member Posts: 1,193

You won't believe what this dude got arrested for...

http://www.wtol.com/Global/story.asp?S=8082496

Quote from the police captain:   "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around."

 

 

 

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  • LaserwolfLaserwolf Member Posts: 2,383

    Tough one.... it was his backyard, but he did this multiple times fully nude. I would normally say the proximity to a school should have no merit, but if his backyard was easily viewed from the school or from a sidewalk used by kids then I agree it has major merit. However, what if he had a large privacy fence? In that case, no matter how nude he was, I don't think exposure should be an issue.

    The other problem is the fact that he was having sex with a table, and apparently didn't really care if someone happened to see him. Even if he wasn't doing this on display, it raises issues about his mental health. In this instance, I think that separating him from his young children is a very wise move. However, I also think that no one but himself and possibly the police have all the facts required to judge him.

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    I read about this 2-3 days ago, but I was dying to see the guy that did it. What a nutjob. He even had a wife. I guess the table was better.

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  • naldricnaldric Member UncommonPosts: 909

    first case of umbrellaphilia i heard haha

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,358
    Originally posted by modjoe86


    Neighbors need to mind their own business.

    I know. My neighbors leave me alone when I have sex with my picnic table.

  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,083
    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by modjoe86


    Neighbors need to mind their own business.

    I know. My neighbors leave me alone when I have sex with my picnic table.

    So let's start arresting everyone that has sex with inanimate objects. Prisons will have a massive overcrowding problem.

  • daeandordaeandor Member UncommonPosts: 2,693

    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X


    I read about this 2-3 days ago, but I was dying to see the guy that did it. What a nutjob. He even had a wife. I guess the table was better.
    Yeah, I'm wondering what she thinks about being replaced by a table.

     

    As a side note, it is tough to tell if this is overreaction or not.  I know that one of my old schools had a hallway on the second floor with floor to ceiling windows for a good section, and we could see inside all the yards behind the school regardless of having six foot privacy fences.

  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918

    Wow...I don't really know what to say about this

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • mike470mike470 General CorrespondentMember Posts: 2,396

    I guess this really tells when a wife can't preform in bed...At least he didn't cheat

    ...on a person

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  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,358
    Originally posted by modjoe86

    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by modjoe86


    Neighbors need to mind their own business.

    I know. My neighbors leave me alone when I have sex with my picnic table.

    So let's start arresting everyone that has sex with inanimate objects. Prisons will have a massive overcrowding problem.

    I was actually agreeing with you about them minding their own.

  • RajaiRajai Member UncommonPosts: 328

    So uhh what are you in for?



    ...



    I had sex with a picnic table..



    ...



    Me too!



    ..



    Wanna be friends?



    I can uhh see that on cyanide and happiness



    or maybe like one day he's sitting at the kitchen table having sex with a peanut can looking out the window..

    at his lovely picnic table

    and he's just thinkin

    'Ahm gonna fuck me a picnic table before I die



    Edit: this guy lives surprisingly close to my house

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  • mike470mike470 General CorrespondentMember Posts: 2,396

    Originally posted by Rajai


    So uhh what are you in for?



    ...



    I had sex with a picnic table..



    ...



    Me too!



    ..



    Wanna be friends?



    I can uhh see that on cyanide and happiness



    or maybe like one day he's sitting at the kitchen table having sex with a peanut can looking out the window..

    at his lovely picnic table

    and he's just thinkin

    'Ahm gonna fuck me a picnic table before I die



    Edit: this guy lives surprisingly close to my house

    Make sure you keep a close watch on your picnic tables...

    ...you never know what you may wake up to...

    Ahh, what a beautiful day!  The birds are singing, the sun is shinging, and, hey!!

    What the hell is that guy doing to my picnic table?!

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  • RajaiRajai Member UncommonPosts: 328

    Maybe he was high

    or desperately lonely



    maybe he could get realdoll to custom make him a picnic table

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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912

    When that dude says he's got wood, you'd best believe him.

  • AmpallangAmpallang Member Posts: 396

    Grab some wood people...but make certain it has been properly varnished.

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  • RajaiRajai Member UncommonPosts: 328

    Sex with the patio furniture? more like splinters in your cock



    maybe they arrested him with his pants down and a boner



    that would be awesome

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  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239

    hmmmmm

    I would have just posted the video on the net and make sure it got sent as a memo at his workplace.

    That would have stopped him mid thrust.

    Wait i wouldn't have taped it, in the first place, i would have just started lobbying fireworks blindly at him.

    Then when he called the cops, and tries to explain what he was doing would be pricelss.

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  • mike470mike470 General CorrespondentMember Posts: 2,396

     

    Originally posted by Rajai


    Sex with the patio furniture? more like splinters in your cock



    maybe they arrested him with his pants down and a boner



    that would be awesome

     

    God help me, I hope your joking...

     

    Originally posted by Vendayn


    I wonder why the neighbor kept looking...wonder what the neighbor was doing besides video taping...

    You never know, video taping only takes one hand  :D

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  • LOLCatLOLCat Member Posts: 41

    Maybe he was just superstitious?

  • VampirVampir Member Posts: 4,239

    Originally posted by LOLCat


    Maybe he was just superstitious?

    maybe it was borrowed patio furniture.........

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  • BigdavoBigdavo Member UncommonPosts: 1,863

    I guess one day he woke out of bed and thought to himself:

    'You know what, I'm going to fuck a table, yeah that's what I'm going to do'

    O_o o_O

  • RajaiRajai Member UncommonPosts: 328

    How ugly must that guy's wife be



    So he meets up in jail with the guy that had sex with a fish in a public place

    and he's like you can go to jail for having sex with a fish?

    They told me havin sex with a fish was wrong



    but it didn't feel wrong jerry it didn't feel wrong

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  • GodliestGodliest Member Posts: 3,486

    Honestly I would never have thought anyone would come up with the idea of having sex with a picnic table, that must truly take a creative and desperate mind to come up with. Yet another sex fetish added to the already long list.

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  • n25phillyn25philly Member Posts: 1,317
    Originally posted by modjoe86

    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by modjoe86


    Neighbors need to mind their own business.

    I know. My neighbors leave me alone when I have sex with my picnic table.

    So let's start arresting everyone that has sex with inanimate objects. Prisons will have a massive overcrowding problem.

    indecent exposure within the vicinity of a school is a felony.  That's the key here.  If he wasn't doing this right by a school he wouldn't have gotten arrested for it.

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  • Jimmy_ScytheJimmy_Scythe Member CommonPosts: 3,586

    Oh come on guys... the picnic table was askin' for it!!!

    At any rate, I certainly hope it was plastic. I also can't help but feel a little envious here. Have you ever seen the size of the holes they put in those tables of umbrellas? Man If my rod was that thick, I'd be in porn movies!

    On a more serious note, there's nothing in the article that says he was within view of anyone but his nosey neighbors. The only reason the school is mentioned is because the proximity bumps this up from a misdemeanor to a federal crime. Yes, the guy needs to be publicly humiliated and made to realize that he should, at the very least, roll the table into his house first. On the other hand, sending someone to prison for carnal knowledge with patio furniture seems a little fuckin' steep to me.

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