EQII design team meeting

ReverendDan

"Dude, dude, ok, so... uh.... what where we doing again?"
"I... I'm not sure man, EQI made me so much money I don't have blood any more, it's just this wierd soup of expansive narcotics and I can't... feel... my... toes... man I am so high, is that Jesus over there with a bagel?"
"Oh yeahyeah yeah..nope. That's Dave."
"Dave??? HI DAVE!!!!"
"I. AM. DAAAAAAVVVEE!!!!!"
"Man, okay Dave, relax. Sheesh."
"Dude, dude, ok, so... uh.... what where we doing again?"
"We need another race!"
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"Shut up, Dave!"
"dave..."
"So uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnother race yeah?"
"What about some elves?"
"We got elves."
"We got elves? Man, that's cool."
"Yeah...."
"How about... man, pass me that toad, I'm up for another lick."
"DAAAAAVE"
"Cheers man. So mrflflrllslllllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrpp... this is it! This is it! Toads!"
"You said that last time, but Sony said no-one liked toads in their focus group so we did frogs instead."
"We did frogs?"
"We did frogs."
"What did we call them?"
"Frogloks."
"AHhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. No, seriously?"
"Totally, I just looked the suits in the eye and said, lets call em frogloks, and they bought it man, they totally bought it!"
"Dude, and I thought *we* were high..."
"davedavedaveDAVEdave"
"Okay, okay, here's your toad back."
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. So how about... cats?"
"Nah, we did them too. Something that would go with cats... MICE!"
"Mice suck dude, I can't believe you even thought of mice."
"Okay then, rats."
"Rats?"
"Rats."
"Rats!"
"Rats rock dude - they're like, totally smart and they killed 90% of the population in Europe with the plague!"
"Where's Europe?"
"Australia."
"Ok, so we got these rats. What'll we call them?"
"Dave?"
"Nah, doesn't sound right."
"Why are you grinning?"
"Dude, I just thought of a name. Why are you grinning?"
"I thought of one two. Man, i think its the same one. We have so connected on a higher plane of consciousness!"
"OK man, on 3... 1. 2. 3. RATONGA!" "RATONGA!"
"ahahhhhhhhhhhhaaahahahaHHAHAHAHAahahhaha"
"ahahhhhhhhhhhhaaahahahaHHAHAHAHAahahhaha"
"DAVE!"
"No way man. They'll never do it, not after frogloks, there's no way they could be that flakey."
"I'm telling you dude, they'll take it, those SOE suits are dicks."
"This so rocks, I can't believe they pay us for this - so we've got frogs called frogloks, rats called ratongas... what did we call the cats?"
"Kerra."
"Oh... who did that one?"
"I think that was Dave."
"Really? Nice work Dave!"
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!"

DaShiz

Lol!!!

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