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  • PunkMonkPunkMonk Member Posts: 483

    Everyone knows

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  • pirateerpirateer Member Posts: 219

    I'm sexy.

  • PunkMonkPunkMonk Member Posts: 483

    worlds, and

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  • InfernalSoulInfernalSoul Member Posts: 35

    oddly shapped

  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286

    Mom's old

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • wyvexwyvex Member UncommonPosts: 346

    secret toys.

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  • 8hammer88hammer8 Member Posts: 1,812
    Originally posted by wyvex


    secret toys.



    Vibrating toys

    "It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)

  • DekronDekron Member UncommonPosts: 7,357
    Originally posted by 8hammer8

    Originally posted by wyvex


    secret toys.



    Vibrating toys

    4000 different

  • KospysKospys Member Posts: 59
    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by 8hammer8

    Originally posted by wyvex


    secret toys.



    Vibrating toys

    4000 different



    shapes and

    THE TOMATO IS NOT A FRUIT, DAMN IT!!!

  • PunkMonkPunkMonk Member Posts: 483

    I'm going to piece everything together. Start where Hammer left off.

     

    Once upon the end of a great era there [were] 2 monkeys spanking humans with bananas.  Cannibal pygmies, Hung like ( [as] in William Hung) song debut in trees, failed miserably. Then suddenly, Chuck Norris killed 9,000 randy dolphins. So I touched myself in places only a turtle would think of going. Who would ever think that to cure cancer, a testicle's fresh breathe would require spontanious decapitation with a rusty chainsaw. Sadly there were only two bandaids I used where my head used to reside. But glory only led to flatulence. But since cancer is completely prone to nothing really.

    Everyone knows I'm sexy. I eat worlds, and mom's oddly shaped secret toys (vibrating toys.) 4,000 different shapes and sizes of...

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  • 8hammer88hammer8 Member Posts: 1,812
    Originally posted by PunkMonk


    I'm going to piece everything together. Start where Hammer left off.
     
    Once upon the end of a great era there [were] 2 monkeys spanking humans with bananas.  Cannibal pygmies, Hung like ( [as] in William Hung) song debut in trees, failed miserably. Then suddenly, Chuck Norris killed 9,000 randy dolphins. So I touched myself in places only a turtle would think of going. Who would ever think that to cure cancer, a testicle's fresh breathe would require spontanious decapitation with a rusty chainsaw. Sadly there were only two bandaids I used where my head used to reside. But glory only led to flatulence. But since cancer is completely prone to nothing really.
    Everyone knows I'm sexy. I eat worlds, and mom's oddly shaped secret toys (vibrating toys.) 4,000 different shapes and sizes of pleasurable goodness.



    Thanks for the assist Punkmonk.

    "It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)

  • PunkMonkPunkMonk Member Posts: 483

    Jeez, this story really sucks 

     

    The world

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  • ReturnofIGEReturnofIGE Member Posts: 9

    of porn

  • noname12345noname12345 Member Posts: 2,267

    makes me

    ______________________________
    "When Saddam flew that plane into those buildings, I knew it was time to kick some Iranian ass!"
    -cheer leading, flag waving American

  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286

    really hawt

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • ReturnofIGEReturnofIGE Member Posts: 9

    and presidentBush

  • WrathbringerWrathbringer Member Posts: 9
    Originally posted by ReturnofIGE


    and presidentBush

    looked at

  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286

    j00r m0th3r

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • WrathbringerWrathbringer Member Posts: 9
    Originally posted by mithrandir72


    j00r m0th3r

    and screamed

  • PunkMonkPunkMonk Member Posts: 483

    "Gafilta fish!"

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  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286

    And "ZOMG"!

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • WrathbringerWrathbringer Member Posts: 9

    when batman

  • FugnudzFugnudz Member Posts: 480

    boofed Robin

  • pirateerpirateer Member Posts: 219

    all over

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