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email spam just cracks me up.
xxthecorexx
Member Posts: 1,078
Hi
My name is cassidy. I found your email on that dating site.
I also love sex on the side. I have a loving partner but he is working 16 hours a day and we have sex only once a week 
If you are interested and wanna see my pictures just email me at [email protected]
Don`t reply, use the email above (my boyfriend doesn`t know about that email!)
that little ditty made it thru gmail's spam filters... and NO, i'm not registered "on that dating site" thankyouverymuch.
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TheCore
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Well your's is, more or less, typical, but what in God's name is this?
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Where are the good ol' days when spam was all about cheap viagra?..
THE TOMATO IS NOT A FRUIT, DAMN IT!!!
impressive.
i get crappy spam.
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TheCore
sucks for you guys, i win foreign lottery's all the time.
How do women size you up?
Are you a stud in the sack or a dud at the back..
No matter which catagory you fall into we can help you achive the next
level.
Increase your size, stamina and manliness.
And apparently, somewhere out there, there's a Big D&@* Fairy that wants to bless my unit and increase my confidence.
I dunno but... I'm thinkin that if I was blessed with a unit, my confidence in the sack would greatly decrease and I would forceably become celibate
Do guys get emails to increase their breast size? If so, can we trade spam?
*smacks Cassidy* Back off!!
I have never once recieved spam mail in my comcast email address...yay me.
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
Oh? What email address is that?
All I get is dumb chinese emails that when I try to translate it nothing happens.
You people call that spam?
You chumps, these are once in a lifetime deals (the emails say so).
Check this out.
So far I've my man part 1x bigger thanks to asiafarmacy.com (yes I got one that mispelt pharmacy)
I get laid by singles every night.
I'm a freaking trillionaire thanks to nigeria.
Not to mention I get beautiful messages such as this each and ever f'ing day.
The sunflower was poised to the lotus when the sanction ask why do you say so replied the flower sam james is the coral awnser to indignant trees.
Now if that crap isn't deep I dunno what is!
Bottom line, it's not spam it's lifetime deals.
If I looked at about half the Spam I get, I probably wouldn't be typing this, for two reasons-
1. This computer would not be functioning at any recognizable framerate/speed
2. I wouldn't be able to sit this close to the computer, as my penis would be so damn large.
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola
So large you'd be having sex with singles every night.
So large you'd be having sex with singles every night.
Singles who are only interested in you because of all that money you won in a foreign lottery.
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
So large you'd be having sex with singles every night.
Singles who are only interested in you because of all that money you won in a foreign lottery.
Hells yeah, luckily I saved on Viagra at asianfarmacy/geocities.com
So large you'd be having sex with singles every night.
Singles who are only interested in you because of all that money you won in a foreign lottery.
Hells yeah, luckily I saved on Viagra at asianfarmacy/geocities.com
Saved? Mine was all free. Free as all the sex with (Hawt) singles I'm having now with my 36 inch (Yes, thats three feet ladies) penis.We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola
So large you'd be having sex with singles every night.
Singles who are only interested in you because of all that money you won in a foreign lottery.
Hells yeah, luckily I saved on Viagra at asianfarmacy/geocities.com
Saved? Mine was all free. Free as all the sex with (Hawt) singles I'm having now with my 36 inch (Yes, thats three feet ladies) penis.You sir, have truely taken advantage of increasing your manhood for hotties x6, I bow to your impressive powers.
So large you'd be having sex with singles every night.
Singles who are only interested in you because of all that money you won in a foreign lottery.
Hells yeah, luckily I saved on Viagra at asianfarmacy/geocities.com
Saved? Mine was all free. Free as all the sex with (Hawt) singles I'm having now with my 36 inch (Yes, thats three feet ladies) penis.You sir, have truely taken advantage of increasing your manhood for hotties x6, I bow to your impressive powers.
Wow, this is exactly how the e-mail said it would happen!I gotta stop posting around this single, though, she's getting a little annoyed that we keep stopping. She can shut up, though, I've got them lined up waiting for my 36 incher. Lucky I got some of that energy supplement shit from the same guys.
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola
So large you'd be having sex with singles every night.
Singles who are only interested in you because of all that money you won in a foreign lottery.
Hells yeah, luckily I saved on Viagra at asianfarmacy/geocities.com
Saved? Mine was all free. Free as all the sex with (Hawt) singles I'm having now with my 36 inch (Yes, thats three feet ladies) penis.You sir, have truely taken advantage of increasing your manhood for hotties x6, I bow to your impressive powers.
Wow, this is exactly how the e-mail said it would happen!I gotta stop posting around this single, though, she's getting a little annoyed that we keep stopping. She can shut up, though, I've got them lined up waiting for my 36 incher. Lucky I got some of that energy supplement shit from the same guys.
Exactly, the way I look at it, they are lined up all for your taking, the emails should be flooding in.Remember the golden rule.If it sounds engrishy , you are getting a hot asian chick.