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GundamitGundamit Member Posts: 268

wanted to start a joke post.

So post your best one liner.

 

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  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460

    Gundamit Charlie Murphy, there's a new joke going around in town...

    What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

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  • digitydarkmandigitydarkman Member Posts: 2,194
    Me + RIAA = POW

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  • Ta'NaseTa'Nase Member Posts: 6

     Yeah, I'm Joking with my dog everyday.

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  • RasukeRasuke Member Posts: 362
    Death comes in many forms... like wives and jury duty.

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  • vietgynearbyvietgynearby Member Posts: 97
    wat is the medien of 5 fingers? the middle finger

  • SerienSerien Member CommonPosts: 8,460
  • AdrealAdreal Member Posts: 2,087
    If I wanted to sniff noxious fumes I'd toke a can of paint, not go to the highschool's restroom.

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  • pinkstarfishpinkstarfish Member Posts: 120

    something wicked funny would be smeagel on a gaiko commercial.(smeagel s the mutant creature from lord of the rings) in his raspy, freaky voice, right before the hobbits go to the eye thing "hobbits wait, hobbits, i need to tell you something.... i've just saved a ton of money by switching to geiko!) ::::12::

    'Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away and barefoot.'-sayings of the wise

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