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sporty retard moments
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name the stupidest thing you've done playing sports.... mine is once while sprinting for football practice i pulled out a bag of cookies and declared snack time... the coaches got mad and i ended up running.... and running........ and running......
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In the off season between my junior and senior seasons of football, I had decided that I wasn't going to come back for my third year on varsity. The coaches at my school were atrocious and the sport had just lost all of its fun for me. Constant conditioning and belittlement from our coaches had me decidedly turned off from the sport. Then one day I had a coach come to my house unannounced, he begged me to play in my senior year. He told me that my senior season would be different, he told me that the constant unnecessary conditioning would be gone, and that team punishment for individual mistakes would no longer be the standard.
I believed him.
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
~J. Krishnamurti
to redeem myself, I did happen to walk on it for a week and a half before going to see a doctor.
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.
Playing short stop... Batter hits a speedy ground ball right towards me... I kneel and place my glove on the ground to scoop it up... NOPE a tiny rock is right infront of my glove... So the ball riccochets off the rock and smashes full speed into my forehead....
That was my last time I played real baseball..
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Then two years ago I was playing basket ball.. and I came down wrong... and got myself a nice groin pull injury...
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Hey, at least you didn't get it in your nose. That would have killed.
I know I've had plenty of them before. I'll think of one later and edit this post with one.
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Io ardo, e l'arsion mia non par di fore."
-Machiavelli
OKay I will put this little disclaimer up first:
This actually happen...
I played baseball for Cal State San Bernardino...we are playing up in Chico (northern Cali) for the championship game. We lose the game and afterwards, the only thing that coach said was make sure you can make it to the bus by 9 am. The team breaks up into a couple groups and we go about our ways to different bars and clubs trying to drown our sorrows. Somehow the entire team got the idea that it was probably better to take the drinking back to the hotel we were at and basically everyone started showing up at the same time.
There ended up being 4 rooms where guys were hanging out and drinking, our and the one across from us as well as two down the hall. Fast forward a couple hours and things started getting out of controll, the room across from us demolished their room matresses everywhere mosh pit in the center of the room, ours was clean but guys were getting out of hand and the last two started getting into a water fight.
Keep in mind that this is an indoor nice hotel we are staying at. One of the guys from down the hall come and knocks on the door across from us (ours was open) one guy answers and gets a bucketful of water in his face. From that point it is on between the four rooms anyone in the hallway was gonna get soaked. This proceeds for a good hour, you see a flash out your eye hole, you open the door and soak the person. Or you go on a little mission and try to find someone to soak.
Now for why this was the stupidest thing I ever did in sports. It can be helped out by a simple equation
Drinking for 6 Hours + Blurry Water Covered Eye Hole + Pitching Coach = Drying Hotel Hallway Until 1:30 AM
I see a flash of white in front of my eye hole, brain reacts with it's conditioned response (open door, soak person)...I open door begin to swing bucket, brain realizes that looks like your pitching coach...Drunken reflexes fail you as time slows down and you actually can see the water about to splash your coach (for some reason not quite slow enough for me to gather all the water back into the bucket in mid-air). Coach turns around and I look to my right in time to see the head coach and the hotel manager walking down the hall. I proceeded to get talked to by those three and they decided my punishment would be to dry the entire hallway. All of the walls, doors, picture frames, etc. They understood others were involved, but I got caught. After they made everyone go back to their rooms, I was drying stuff and I could hear my teams laughing at me through the doors.
That my friends is my sporty retard moment...
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