beta applications

Zimok

can anyone make me a cool reponse to the question beta applications ask "why do you want to beta test?" lol

i can write like 1 sentance max

feedtherich

You mean, help you get into a beta test, when you don't know why you want to beta test it, and lessen my chances of getting in? Sorry, I'm busy.

Obiyer

The perfect Beta Sign Up:

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Why I should be in the WoW Beta:The award winning motion picture Mary Poppins stars a vicarious young nanny with all kinds of tricks up her sleeve. From her whimsical fairy tale attitude to her blushful smile the picture is simply a treat for all audiences. I wish to bring the joy of Mary Poppins to everywhere I go including the beta testing of World Of Warcraft. Every inch of the world must be filled with "Poppiness", and I personaly will not stop until everything is seen in a supergalafragilisticespialadocious manner. You will find with my presence that many npc mobs will behave better, and will not attack due to my no-nonsense magical Mary Poppins influenced game play. Young little boys will also behave better, and your are darn tutin' the girls will act just the same. As you see there is absolutely no downside in letting the joy of Mary Poppins and all of the love she gives into your game world. PvP will not be a problem since Mary Poppins will make sure to educate all of the players into good little boys and girls. Husbands who neglect their wives however, will be shot. The world of Pamela Traver's is full of joy and excitement, from the rich cute little bunnies to the snide yet charming foxes. I hope you take in consideration all of the joy Mary Poppins will bring. -Supergalafragilisticespiladociously
-Estranged Femenist

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Malkavian

That was very good Obiyer. Was that what you submitted?

 - Malkavian

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Phrozt

OMG.. someone who likes Vampire !!!! I love teh game (tabletop that is).  I myself play Tremere, however.

 

BTW... vampire the comp game = ass

Phrozt - level 128 Battle Mage on Asheron's call DT
Aros de Phrozt - level 57 Bow
Dio dell'ascia - TANK axe
Lo Lo told you, You are play PK is Pig

++ Now playing Risk Your Life

darkman

Usually I put in like a paragraph of 3 or 4 or 5 sentences just saying that I am dedicated, have done it before, can report bugs, etc etc... Not going to go into details, but you get the idea.

New PR rep for the North American Version of RYL
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Malkavian

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Originally posted by Phrozt

OMG.. someone who likes Vampire !!!! I love teh game (tabletop that is).  I myself play Tremere, however.
 
BTW... vampire the comp game = ass

Phrozt - level 128 Battle Mage on Asheron's call DT
Aros de Phrozt - level 57 Bow
Dio dell'ascia - TANK axe
Lo Lo told you, You are play PK is Pig
++ Now playing Risk Your Life

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Lol.... traitor.

 - Malkavian

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Se_ar

The Tremere are not yet traitors to us, yet we shall yet perceive behind their blatant attemps to figure out our madness! Now, for writing a good beta application you'd normaly not want to signify the blatant fact: "I am of legal age." That just means you're lying, also keep towards phrases emphazising your experience in the field, and especially the fact that you ARE good at testing, and report quite alot of mistakes, if found, and that, once again, you've done this MANY times.... for the Tremere have not shown a weakness, yet their masters make them even closer to eternal bondage..... also make sure you mention which games you've "tested" before, especially big name releases...... if we could exploit them, than they would not require our insight much longer, so Anatole has said..... as well make sure to include a little something about how you're SO willing to test..... Let us find a weakness to their magick soon. 

The sword of light illuminates the dark. I am that light.

Gnarled

Make sure you end every application with: You want me in your beta, you NEED me in in your beta !!"

 

"And by the way, did anyone ever tell you that you look exactly like Garfield but run over and skinned and then someone threw an ugly Ferragamo sweater over you before they rushed you to the vet ?. . ."
- Brett Easton Ellis, American Psycho

"I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If, on your journey, you should encounter God. . .
. . . God will be cut." - Quentin Tarantino, Kill Bill

Malkavian

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Originally posted by Se_ar
The Tremere are not yet traitors to us, yet we shall yet perceive behind their blatant attemps to figure out our madness! Now, for writing a good beta application you'd normaly not want to signify the blatant fact: "I am of legal age." That just means you're lying, also keep towards phrases emphazising your experience in the field, and especially the fact that you ARE good at testing, and report quite alot of mistakes, if found, and that, once again, you've done this MANY times.... for the Tremere have not shown a weakness, yet their masters make them even closer to eternal bondage..... also make sure you mention which games you've "tested" before, especially big name releases...... if we could exploit them, than they would not require our insight much longer, so Anatole has said..... as well make sure to include a little something about how you're SO willing to test..... Let us find a weakness to their magick soon. 

The sword of light illuminates the dark. I am that light.

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I was not speaking from a Malkavian standpoint. I would have said otherwise. This is a new age.
So don't get me started

 - Malkavian

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BabyJesus

If you don't know what to put in, you shouldn't be applying to beta test.

Also, if you don't know what to put in, you're most likely just looking for a free game to play while something else comes out so please don't take up valuable beta positions and leave it to someone who will actually beta TEST.,

Gnarled

This got me into closed KO beta, I'm not kidding. I think I was drunk. The title of my e-mail was : I am beta-boy !!

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What other games do you play? EQ, AO, AC2, SWG, wish-beta, non-mmorpg's too numerous to mention. . .

Do you run a fan site? No. I was lead-mod at AC2 online while the forums were up.

Fansite URL:

Have you participated in a betatest before? Aye.

Please list the 3 most recent games you have beta-tested: AO, AC2, Wish

Processor: P4
Processor Speed: 2.4 Mhz

System RAM: 768 MB and climbing

OS: XP Pro

Video Card: N4 FX 5200

Video RAM: 128

Screen Resolution: 1260x728 preferred

Multiple Monitors: Negative

Sound Card: Soundblaster Live

Internet Connection: Cable

What time are you usually available for testing? EST 1900-2400 but flexible
Do you have any other comments or information that you would like us to know?

I am a consummate communicator with good mmorpg experience; a critical thinker, perceptive, inquisitive, thorough. You want me in your beta, you need me in your beta.

That is all.

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"I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If, on your journey, you should encounter God. . .
. . . God will be cut."
- Quentin Tarantino, Kill Bill

Obiyer

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Originally posted by Malkavian
That was very good Obiyer. Was that what you submitted?

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Sad to say I couldn't even join the beta because I could not legally agree to the NDA because of age. However I am fully capable of accepting now. MMOG companies beware, I intend to write the most disturbing beta applications they have ever seen.

Gnarled:

Lol, I wonder if they even read what we write? Maybe the only reason it's really there is for the media personnel.

-Obiyer

Nasas

i usually put " i r teh l33t "

And I ALWAYS get in no matter what, once they see that im teh l33t they have to have me in their game hands down.  You should try it, it works like no other.

viet_boy33

     Easy just say like I would like to test this game because I have tested many MMORPGs and this one looks interesting compared to the others. I would test bugs, problems, and things that need to be put in game. I would report bugs at least 1-2 reports every 2 days. I also want to test the game also because looks like this game can go somewhere and my testing of this game can hopefully make the game better and become one of the best MMORPGs out there.

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I want to cast magic missle.
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Zimok

thanks for the tips