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  • FlemFlem Member UncommonPosts: 2,870
    Originally posted by sparky7483

    Granted, but the bombing is orchestrated by a complete and total dumbass, resulting in the use of 400 tons of nuclear warheads.



    I wish I had the baddest ass gaming laptop on the market.



    Granted, however it was soo good nobody developed any games for it except a 3D version of pong

    I wish i had a pizza

  • necrotherionnecrotherion Member Posts: 130
    Originally posted by Flem



    Granted, however it was soo good nobody developed any games for it except a 3D version of pong
    I wish i had a pizza
    Granted, but the mushrooms on it happen to be psychedelic, and you spend the next 5 hours envisioning Oreos engaged in gladatorial combat.



    I wish I had a bigger bong.
  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918

    Granted, the bong is so big that you have to climb up into it to use it, and you end up drowning

    I wish the bank was open on sundays so I could cash this check and go buy my ram upgrade

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • sparky7483sparky7483 Member Posts: 159
    Originally posted by Draenor


    Granted, the bong is so big that you have to climb up into it to use it, and you end up drowning
    I wish the bank was open on sundays so I could cash this check and go buy my ram upgrade
    Granted, your ram now has three horns.



    I wish they'd make Jackass Number 3.

    Life is full of choices--dont make RS one of em
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  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115
    Originally posted by sparky7483

    Originally posted by Draenor


    Granted, the bong is so big that you have to climb up into it to use it, and you end up drowning
    I wish the bank was open on sundays so I could cash this check and go buy my ram upgrade
    Granted, your ram now has three horns.



    I wish they'd make Jackass Number 3. Granted, but they don't show enough male genetalia in the next installment to please you, and that fact both confuses and enlightens you.



    I wish for 3 more wishes.

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  • TidermanTiderman Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 84
    Originally posted by mithrandir72

    Originally posted by Flem

    Originally posted by tehremo


     
    Granted, but you discover that your steroinuts are in fact, sun-dried testes.  And your gym membership just got cancelled.
    I wish I was back in the old west, when you could shoot people for looking at you cross.





    Granted, but you just knocked over Billy the Kid's drink, boom..head shot

    I wish i could fly

    Granted, unfortunately for you though, as you get sucked up into the engine of a 747.

    I wish for absolutely nothing.

    Granted, Nothing did happen. and u just died because u got bored.



    I wish that there was better tv shows.
  • PicklefootPicklefoot Member Posts: 218
    Originally posted by Tiderman

    Originally posted by mithrandir72

    Originally posted by Flem

    Originally posted by tehremo


     
    Granted, but you discover that your steroinuts are in fact, sun-dried testes.  And your gym membership just got cancelled.
    I wish I was back in the old west, when you could shoot people for looking at you cross.





    Granted, but you just knocked over Billy the Kid's drink, boom..head shot

    I wish i could fly

    Granted, unfortunately for you though, as you get sucked up into the engine of a 747.

    I wish for absolutely nothing.

    Granted, Nothing did happen. and u just died because u got bored.



    I wish that there was better tv shows.
    Originally posted by Tiderman

    Originally posted by mithrandir72

    Originally posted by Flem

    Originally posted by tehremo


     
    Granted, but you discover that your steroinuts are in fact, sun-dried testes.  And your gym membership just got cancelled.
    I wish I was back in the old west, when you could shoot people for looking at you cross.





    Granted, but you just knocked over Billy the Kid's drink, boom..head shot

    I wish i could fly

    Granted, unfortunately for you though, as you get sucked up into the engine of a 747.

    I wish for absolutely nothing.

    Granted, Nothing did happen. and u just died because u got bored.



    I wish that there was better tv shows.





       Granted, but there are half-naked woman on it and your mom is in the room.



       I wish Pringles weren't made of leftover McDonalds fries (look it up!)

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  • Thanatosx33Thanatosx33 Member Posts: 183

    ok. instead their made of hardened bird poo.

    I wish for GLOBAL ANARCHY!!!

  • EggFteggEggFtegg Member Posts: 1,141
    Originally posted by Thanatosx33


    ok. instead their made of hardened bird poo.
    I wish for GLOBAL ANARCHY!!!

    Granted...but within days some controlling bastards set themselves up as dictators.

    I wish I could speak the dolphin language

  • Takata5Takata5 Member Posts: 336
    Originally posted by EggFtegg

    Originally posted by Thanatosx33


    ok. instead their made of hardened bird poo.
    I wish for GLOBAL ANARCHY!!!

    Granted...but within days some controlling bastards set themselves up as dictators.

    I wish I could speak the dolphin language

    Granted, the dolphins would still make fun of you for being an inferior race.



    I wish I worked for Blizzard so I could earn thousands of dollars while I played WoW.
  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Takata5 Granted, the dolphins would still make fun of you for being an inferior race.



    I wish I worked for Blizzard so I could earn thousands of dollars while I played WoW.
    Granted, but your in charge of the general and paladin forum.



    I wish that there were 48 hours to this day.

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  • Rreka'alRreka'al Member Posts: 450
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Takata5 Granted, the dolphins would still make fun of you for being an inferior race.



    I wish I worked for Blizzard so I could earn thousands of dollars while I played WoW.
    Granted, but your in charge of the general and paladin forum.



    I wish that there were 48 hours to this day.



    Granted, but that throws the entire calendar out of whack, and causes the Earth to speed of into distant space, and we all freeze to death.

    I wish I had a personal space-station.

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  • paulscottpaulscott Member Posts: 5,613
    Originally posted by Rreka'al



    Granted, but that throws the entire calendar out of whack, and causes the Earth to speed of into distant space, and we all freeze to death.
    I wish I had a personal space-station.
    granted but earth is now deemed a legal target.



    I wish for some free time.

    I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.

  • xpyrofuryxxpyrofuryx Member CommonPosts: 1,587
    Originally posted by paulscott

    Originally posted by Rreka'al



    Granted, but that throws the entire calendar out of whack, and causes the Earth to speed of into distant space, and we all freeze to death.
    I wish I had a personal space-station.
    granted but earth is now deemed a legal target.



    I wish for some free time. Granted, but now all you have is free-time and your in a room with no doors or windows.



    I wish Sony would die

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  • HAMMERS38HAMMERS38 Member Posts: 248
    Originally posted by xpyrofuryx

    Originally posted by paulscott

    Originally posted by Rreka'al



    Granted, but that throws the entire calendar out of whack, and causes the Earth to speed of into distant space, and we all freeze to death.
    I wish I had a personal space-station.
    granted but earth is now deemed a legal target.



    I wish for some free time.

    I wish Sony would die

    again, very predictable. i wish you would shut up about sony and the ps3.
  • DenDenDenDen Member Posts: 14
    Originally posted by xpyrofuryx

    Originally posted by paulscott

    Originally posted by Rreka'al



    Granted, but that throws the entire calendar out of whack, and causes the Earth to speed of into distant space, and we all freeze to death.
    I wish I had a personal space-station.
    granted but earth is now deemed a legal target.



    I wish for some free time.Granted, but now all you have is free-time and your in a room with no doors or windows.



    I wish Sony would die



    Granted, but unfortionality every other game system dies as well. Bored eh?

    I wish for a wish. Hahahahaaaa

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  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671
    Originally posted by DenDen
    Granted, but unfortionality every other game system dies as well. Bored eh?
    I wish for a wish. Hahahahaaaa
    Granted, but the wish can only be used the day before you get it.



    I wish this thread would die.

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  • SBC3SBC3 Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 372

    Granted But you die with it.

    I wish there was a good mmorpg

  • r1m1k1r1m1k1 Member Posts: 129
    Originally posted by SBC3


    Granted But you die with it.
    I wish there was a good mmorpg



    Granted but you didn't have the time or the money to play it.

    I wish I could fly.

  • DenDenDenDen Member Posts: 14

    Grated but its made out of rubber and you get to close to the sun and fall

     

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  • r1m1k1r1m1k1 Member Posts: 129
    Originally posted by DenDen


    Grated but its made out of rubber and you get to close to the sun and fall
     

    I wish.....?
  • r1m1k1r1m1k1 Member Posts: 129

    Fine I'll go again.

    I wish a computer was created that couldn't get any viruses and could run any software.

  • DenDenDenDen Member Posts: 14

    Granted, but you dont like the design and give to meee

    I wish that i had a new life

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  • Rreka'alRreka'al Member Posts: 450
    Originally posted by r1m1k1


    Fine I'll go again.
    I wish a computer was created that couldn't get any viruses and could run any software.

    Granted, but you forget your password, and the security is so good you can't use it.

    I wish I had more free time.

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  • r1m1k1r1m1k1 Member Posts: 129
    Originally posted by Rreka'al

    Originally posted by r1m1k1


    Fine I'll go again.
    I wish a computer was created that couldn't get any viruses and could run any software.

    Granted, but you forget your password, and the security is so good you can't use it.

    I wish I had more free time.



    Granted, but you spend all your free time playing MMOs and not spending time with your girlfriend/ wife so she leaves you.

    I wish there was no terrorism.

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