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  • FlemFlem Member UncommonPosts: 2,870

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Granted, it comes on the old Mourning cds.



    I wish I knew how much longer we can keep this up



    Granted but thats all you will know...ever

    I wish i could leave work right now.

  • EmyrnEmyrn Member UncommonPosts: 149
    Granted, you're fired!



    I wish I had unlimited anime to watch.
  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Emyrn

    Granted, you're fired!



    I wish I had unlimited anime to watch.
    Granted, but it's all in the style of bible black. ALL OF IT.



    I wish someone would tear me a new one on the next post.

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  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Emyrn

    Granted, you're fired!



    I wish I had unlimited anime to watch.
    Granted, but it's all in the style of bible black. ALL OF IT.



    I wish someone would tear me a new one on the next post. Granted, but you're such an awesome person I have nothing bad to say on your behalf!



    I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

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  • AnofalyeAnofalye Member, Newbie CommonPosts: 7,433
    Originally posted by mithrandir72

    Granted, but her severe morality problems leads to your murder after an attempt at socialization.
    I wish BioWare would announce its MMO.



    Granted.  There is only 1 hacker in their MMO (the best ever) and he PK and camp your corpse non-stop and nothing can be done for you.  Changing names, accounts, adress, IPs, nothing save you, this guy track you relentlessly.

     

    I wish for Imperator to resume production!

    - "If I understand you well, you are telling me until next time. " - Ren

  • EmyrnEmyrn Member UncommonPosts: 149
    Originally posted by Infliction

    Granted, but you're such an awesome person I have nothing bad to say on your behalf!



    I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
    Granted, you just got eaten.



    I wish I realized that I had hit my 100 post count 2 posts ago so I could of done something special
  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115
    Originally posted by Emyrn

    Originally posted by Infliction

    Granted, but you're such an awesome person I have nothing bad to say on your behalf!



    I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
    Granted, you just got eaten.



    I wish I realized that I had hit my 100 post count 2 posts ago so I could of done something special Granted. You get banned for spamming.



    I wish I had something to wish for.

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  • EggFteggEggFtegg Member Posts: 1,141
    Originally posted by Infliction

    Granted. You get banned for spamming.



    I wish I had something to wish for.



    Granted...your wish is to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish ad infinitum

    I wish for a small troup of pixies to my bidding at work

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by EggFtegg

    Originally posted by Infliction

    Granted. You get banned for spamming.



    I wish I had something to wish for.



    Granted...your wish is to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish ad infinitum

    I wish for a small troup of pixies to my bidding at work

    Granted, but they're so good, your boss fires you and hires them



    I wish bad game developers could be hung and quartered
  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671
    Originally posted by Zorvan



    Granted, but they're so good, your boss fires you and hires them



    I wish bad game developers could be hung and quartered
    Granted, but they get to spend their last week with you, making you play their games as they point out all the 'innovations'.



    I wish that life had save points, and an autosave feature.

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  • EggFteggEggFtegg Member Posts: 1,141
    Originally posted by Cowinspace

    Granted, but they get to spend their last week with you, making you play their games as they point out all the 'innovations'.



    I wish that life had save points, and an autosave feature.



    Granted....but the save file gets corrupted and you end up having to start right from the beginning again.

    I wish light bulbs never needed changing.

  • WantsumBierWantsumBier Member Posts: 1,079
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Zorvan





    I wish I knew where I was
    Granted, but  it's the only place you'll be for the next 64 hours.



    I wish I could teleport.Granted, but you teleport to where I am (wherever that is)



    I wish I could read minds



    Gruanted, but you are unable to tell whos mind it is.

    I wish Rosie O'Donnel and Donald Trump had a UFC cage match.

     

    I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.

  • FlemFlem Member UncommonPosts: 2,870
    Originally posted by WantsumBier




    Gruanted, but you are unable to tell whos mind it is.
    I wish Rosie O'Donnel and Donald Trump had a UFC cage match.
     



    Granted, but no cameras are allowed to film it.

    I wish it would keep raining today.

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Flem 
    I wish it would keep raining today.
    granted, but it begins raining fire and brimstone.



    I wish I was a cartoon.

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  • FlemFlem Member UncommonPosts: 2,870
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Flem 
    I wish it would keep raining today.
    granted, but it begins raining fire and brimstone.



    I wish I was a cartoon.



    Granted, you have your own show, but unfortunately you are the cat

    I wish i was in a porno

  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115
    Originally posted by Flem

    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Flem 
    I wish it would keep raining today.
    granted, but it begins raining fire and brimstone.



    I wish I was a cartoon.



    Granted, you have your own show, but unfortunately you are the cat

    I wish i was in a porno

    Granted. In it Dustin Diamond (Screech!) performs the dirty sanchez on yo' ass!



    I wish all religious documents, along with churches, and any memory of religion would disappear.

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  • CowinspaceCowinspace Member Posts: 671
    Originally posted by Infliction



    Granted. In it Dustin Diamond (Screech!) performs the dirty sanchez on yo' ass!



    I wish all religious documents, along with churches, and any memory of religion would disappear.
    Granted, unfortunatly the followers of those religions are revealed as the mindless zombies they are and you're issued the one shotgun that has no ammo.



    I wish I had access to alternate realities.

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  • dhartzdhartz Member Posts: 482
    Originally posted by Infliction

    Originally posted by Flem

    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Flem 
    I wish it would keep raining today.
    granted, but it begins raining fire and brimstone.



    I wish I was a cartoon.



    Granted, you have your own show, but unfortunately you are the cat

    I wish i was in a porno

    Granted. In it Dustin Diamond (Screech!) performs the dirty sanchez on yo' ass!



    I wish all religious documents, along with churches, and any memory of religion would disappear. Granted, but 1 month after your wish was granted you die of AIDS



    I wish i was Lucifer/God

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  • FlemFlem Member UncommonPosts: 2,870
    Originally posted by Cowinspace



    Granted, unfortunatly the followers of those religions are revealed as the mindless zombies they are and you're issued the one shotgun that has no ammo.



    I wish I had access to alternate realities.



    Granted, but you get stuck in the "Same Sex Marriage" only reality

    I wish i didnt have to pay for beer...ever

  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115
    Originally posted by Flem

    Originally posted by Cowinspace



    Granted, unfortunatly the followers of those religions are revealed as the mindless zombies they are and you're issued the one shotgun that has no ammo.



    I wish I had access to alternate realities.



    Granted, but you get stuck in the "Same Sex Marriage" only reality

    I wish i didnt have to pay for beer...ever

    Granted, but the only brand available to you is known to cause anal leakage, and it tastes like urine.



    I wish you would get out of my life and shut up!

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  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Granted, but your internet goes and so you need to call up....







    I wish everyone here had access to a virtual reality mmorpg.

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  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918

    granted, but it's a cyber dating mmo and almost all of our posters are male =)

    I wish that new episodes of King of the Hill would be on TV for the rest of time,

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • FlemFlem Member UncommonPosts: 2,870
    Originally posted by Draenor


    granted, but it's a cyber dating mmo and almost all of our posters are male =)
    I wish that new episodes of King of the Hill would be on TV for the rest of time,



    Granted, but TV's are now illegal and cost $1 million on the black market

    I wish good looking women walked around naked

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Flem 


    Granted, but TV's are now illegal and cost $1 million on the black market
    I wish good looking women walked around naked
    granted, but they must put on all their clothes when stripping/having sex.



    I wish peanuts worked like steroids...without the health issues.

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  • tehremotehremo Member Posts: 15

     

    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Flem 


    Granted, but TV's are now illegal and cost $1 million on the black market
    I wish good looking women walked around naked
    granted, but they must put on all their clothes when stripping/having sex.



    I wish peanuts worked like steroids...without the health issues.

    Granted, but you discover that your steroinuts are in fact, sun-dried testes.  And your gym membership just got cancelled.

    I wish I was back in the old west, when you could shoot people for looking at you cross.



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