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  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918

    Granted, but now the tropics are like Canada

     

    I wish my sister would stop coming into my room and taking my USB cables

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Granted, but now she owns a ps3 and a gigantic tv, but won't let you use it.



    I wish instead of monitors we had 3D image projectors like in Star Wars.

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  • EmyrnEmyrn Member UncommonPosts: 149
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Granted, but now she owns a ps3 and a gigantic tv, but won't let you use it.



    I wish instead of monitors we had 3D image projectors like in Star Wars.

    Granted, but the projectors always show the same 5 minute WoW video over and over.

    I wish I could dance.

  • asangarasangar Member Posts: 75
    granted, but you can only dance to songs sang by paris hilton. I wish i had a hot blonde girlfriend with a big chest who wasn't a bitch, and never cheated on me, who was the same age as me and would go to the same college as me, a girl that wasn't fat, and not too skinny either.
  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718
    Granted, but you must perticipate in the next Twisted Metal Tournment, becuase I am Colypso. I wish I could roundhouse kick Ashley Simpson in the throat.

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  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918

    granted, but she'll just keep singing afterwards, it won't make a difference to the tape that is playing her voice.

     

    I wish that my room was big enough to fit my TV and computer without sacrificing cable on one of them.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • InflictionInfliction Member Posts: 1,115
    Originally posted by Draenor


    granted, but she'll just keep singing afterwards, it won't make a difference to the tape that is playing her voice.
     
    I wish that my room was big enough to fit my TV and computer without sacrificing cable on one of them.
    Granted, your new TV is 2", black and white, and only gets channels 98 and 99, your new computer is a Mac.



    I wish religious fundamentalists would all line up and jump off a cliff.

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  • EggFteggEggFtegg Member Posts: 1,141
    Originally posted by Infliction

    Granted, your new TV is 2", black and white, and only gets channels 98 and 99, your new computer is a Mac.



    I wish religious fundamentalists would all line up and jump off a cliff.



    Granted....but the great sacrifice of each one acts as inspiration for two more people to become fundamentalists.

    I wish governments didn't keep trying to to get more control of their citizens.

  • paulscottpaulscott Member Posts: 5,613
    Originally posted by EggFtegg




    Granted....but the great sacrifice of each one acts as inspiration for two more people to become fundamentalists.
    I wish governments didn't keep trying to to get more control of their citizens.
    granted but its because they can't get anymore



    I wish for a roll of tape.

    I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.

  • dsorrentdsorrent Member CommonPosts: 1,627

    Originally posted by paulscott
    Originally posted by EggFtegg
    Granted....but the great sacrifice of each one acts as inspiration for two more people to become fundamentalists.
    I wish governments didn't keep trying to to get more control of their citizens.
    granted but its because they can't get anymore

    I wish for a roll of tape.

    Granted... but the tape is so sticky, you can't get it off the roll.

    I wish the contractor would finish my basement instead of using subcontractors that keep screwing things up.


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  • BalerathonBalerathon Member UncommonPosts: 29

    Granted, but he digs too deep and now your whole house caved in.

    I wish everything in the world was free

  • paulscottpaulscott Member Posts: 5,613
    Originally posted by Czarr_Rom


    Granted, but he digs too deep and now your whole house caved in.
    I wish everything in the world was free
    granted but that includes your body. and theres some sick people in the world....



    I wish I would get back to studying for this test in 40 mins.

    I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by paulscott



    granted but that involves your body. and theres some sick people in the world....



    I wish I would get back to studying for this test in 40 mins. granted, but you get hooked and study for every test for the rest of your life in one night.



    I wish I had a didgerido

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718
    Granted, but it's "didgeridoo".



    I wish I had a good lookin Kunoichi.

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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X

    Granted, but it's "didgeridoo".



    I wish I had a good lookin Kunoichi.
    Granted, but it took an operation to make "her".



    I wish I were popular
  • methane47methane47 Member UncommonPosts: 3,694
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X

    Granted, but it's "didgeridoo".



    I wish I had a good lookin Kunoichi.
    Granted, but it took an operation to make "her".



    I wish I were popular

    Granted..... Then everyone in the world committed suicide.

    I wish i could get a full time, well paying job, that I liked and loved... and that i didn't have to work that hard ...

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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by methane47

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X

    Granted, but it's "didgeridoo".



    I wish I had a good lookin Kunoichi.
    Granted, but it took an operation to make "her".



    I wish I were popular

    Granted..... Then everyone in the world committed suicide.

    I wish i could get a full time, well paying job, that I liked and loved... and that i didn't have to work that hard ...

    Granted, but the rest of the world hates U.S. Presidents



    I wish I knew where I was
  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Zorvan





    I wish I knew where I was
    Granted, but  it's the only place you'll be for the next 64 hours.



    I wish I could teleport.

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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Zorvan





    I wish I knew where I was
    Granted, but  it's the only place you'll be for the next 64 hours.



    I wish I could teleport. Granted, but you teleport to where I am (wherever that is)



    I wish I could read minds
  • paulscottpaulscott Member Posts: 5,613
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Granted, but you teleport to where I am (wherever that is)



    I wish I could read minds



    granted but you come across another mind reader and start a infinte recursion thingy ending both of you in comma forever.

    I wish I had a bigger lunch.

    I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by paulscott 
    I wish I had a bigger lunch.
    Granted, but it's 50,000 donuts and you can't leave until you eat it all.



    I wish my computer was from the future.

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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by paulscott

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Granted, but you teleport to where I am (wherever that is)



    I wish I could read minds



    granted but you come across another mind reader and start a infinte recursion thingy ending both of you in comma forever.

    I wish I had a bigger lunch.

    Granted, but all they had was brussel sprouts



    I wish I could stop posting indiscriminately
  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by paulscott 
    I wish I had a bigger lunch.
    Granted, but it's 50,000 donuts and you can't leave until you eat it all.



    I wish my computer was from the future. granted, computers were outlawed in 2010



    I wish to end world hunger
  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by Zorvan



    I wish to end world hunger
    Granted, but it's done with Zorvans body parts and you get cloned millions of times to make it possible.



    wow..that was gross.



    Anyways, I wish they sold chocolate covered gummy bears at 7-11.

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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by Zorvan



    I wish to end world hunger
    Granted, but it's done with Zorvans body parts and you get cloned millions of times to make it possible.



    wow..that was gross.



    Anyways, I wish they sold chocolate covered gummy bears at 7-11. Granted, although it's brown, it ain't chocolate.



    I wish Boozbaz happiness in life
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