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  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by Finwe

    Originally posted by methane47

    Originally posted by Sassymolassy

    Originally posted by methane47

    Originally posted by vampiress92

    Granted, but now fleas find you especially delicious *scratchscratchscratch*
    I wish I had the ability to cook like a gourmet chef.


    Granted, All gourmet chefs cooking skills -100 skill points.. So you all cook alike now.



    I wish this thread would reach 1000 posts.



    granted, but you have to be the one to make the 900+ posts.

    I wish to live forever and never age

    Granted... you will never age ........ past 300

    I wish I could have a fully functioning AI robot..



    Granted, but you're the first thing it kills.

    I wish I could move like the flash.

    Granted, but now your girlfriend finds someone who takes their time.



    I wish I were a mod



    Granted...Yep, just granted...

    I wish I were a god. A greek god...of love and orgies...loving orgies.

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Finwe

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by Finwe

    Originally posted by methane47

    Originally posted by Sassymolassy

    Originally posted by methane47

    Originally posted by vampiress92

    Granted, but now fleas find you especially delicious *scratchscratchscratch*
    I wish I had the ability to cook like a gourmet chef.


    Granted, All gourmet chefs cooking skills -100 skill points.. So you all cook alike now.



    I wish this thread would reach 1000 posts.



    granted, but you have to be the one to make the 900+ posts.

    I wish to live forever and never age

    Granted... you will never age ........ past 300

    I wish I could have a fully functioning AI robot..



    Granted, but you're the first thing it kills.

    I wish I could move like the flash.

    Granted, but now your girlfriend finds someone who takes their time.



    I wish I were a mod



    Granted...Yep, just granted...

    I wish I were a god. A greek god...of love and orgies...loving orgies.

    Granted...now you're impotent



    I wish I had a Harley
  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Okay, someone continue, so I don't feel like I killed the thread
  • EggFteggEggFtegg Member Posts: 1,141
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Granted...now you're impotent



    I wish I had a Harley



    Granted...and better still it comes with compulsary life membership to Outfctrl's biker gang.

    I wish my modem wouldn't keep cutting out on me during online games.

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by EggFtegg





    Granted...and better still it comes with compulsary life membership to Outfctrl's biker gang.

    I wish my modem wouldn't keep cutting out on me during online games.

    Granted, but your computer will never shut down...



    I wish I had a limo.

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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Granted...internet rates raised, starting at 59.99/monthly for 28kb/s



    I wish I was Hillary Clinton's intern
  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by EggFtegg





    Granted...and better still it comes with compulsary life membership to Outfctrl's biker gang.

    I wish my modem wouldn't keep cutting out on me during online games.

    Granted, but your computer will never shut down...



    I wish I had a limo. Granted.....Paris Hilton is your driver.



    I wish I was as cool as Rikimaru
  • Rreka'alRreka'al Member Posts: 450
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by EggFtegg





    Granted...and better still it comes with compulsary life membership to Outfctrl's biker gang.

    I wish my modem wouldn't keep cutting out on me during online games.

    Granted, but your computer will never shut down...



    I wish I had a limo.Granted.....Paris Hilton is your driver.



    I wish I was as cool as Rikimaru



    Granted, but you also gained a knack for getting kicked in a sensitive area, for some reason.

    I wish I had a VR gaming rig

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  • vampiress92vampiress92 Member Posts: 266
    Originally posted by Rreka'al




    Granted, but you also gained a knack for getting kicked in a sensitive area, for some reason.
    I wish I had a VR gaming rig



    Granted, but all you have for it (and can ever get!) is a really crappy, early-ninties karate game.

    I wish I had a house.

  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Rreka'al

    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by EggFtegg





    Granted...and better still it comes with compulsary life membership to Outfctrl's biker gang.

    I wish my modem wouldn't keep cutting out on me during online games.

    Granted, but your computer will never shut down...



    I wish I had a limo.Granted.....Paris Hilton is your driver.



    I wish I was as cool as Rikimaru



    Granted, but you also gained a knack for getting kicked in a sensitive area, for some reason.

    I wish I had a VR gaming rig

    Granted....but the only game that works features Roseanne Barr



    I wish for ice cream
  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by vampiress92

    Originally posted by Rreka'al




    Granted, but you also gained a knack for getting kicked in a sensitive area, for some reason.
    I wish I had a VR gaming rig



    Granted, but all you have for it (and can ever get!) is a really crappy, early-ninties karate game.

    I wish I had a house.



    Granted, but you can't afford the payments on the five billion dollars worth of property you just took out a loan for.

    I wish I could sleep in every morning an extra hour.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • vampiress92vampiress92 Member Posts: 266
    Originally posted by Zorvan

    Originally posted by Rreka'al




    Granted, but you also gained a knack for getting kicked in a sensitive area, for some reason.
    I wish I had a VR gaming rig
    Granted....but the only game that works features Roseanne Barr



    I wish for ice cream



    Granted, but your ice cream just melted into a nasty puddle on your brand new carpet

    I wish for a new chair.

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Originally posted by mithrandir72





    Granted, but you can't afford the payments on the five billion dollars worth of property you just took out a loan for.

    I wish I could sleep in every morning an extra hour.

    Granted, but you throw your whole sleep/wake timer out of wack and get sick.



    I wish I starred in a James Bond movie.



    (on a side note, Paris Hilton as my driver? More of a curse for her! :D )

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  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Boozbaz

    Originally posted by mithrandir72





    Granted, but you can't afford the payments on the five billion dollars worth of property you just took out a loan for.

    I wish I could sleep in every morning an extra hour.

    Granted, but you throw your whole sleep/wake timer out of wack and get sick.



    I wish I starred in a James Bond movie.



    (on a side note, Paris Hilton as my driver? More of a curse for her! :D )

    Granted, but your role requires you to be shot, and unfortunately, someone loaded the gun with live rounds.

    I wish Firefly hadn't been cancelled.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918



    I wish Firefly hadn't been cancelled.


    Granted, but the show would be renamed "poofly"



    I wish I had a cure for anything that ails you.

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  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Boozbaz




    I wish Firefly hadn't been cancelled.


    Granted, but the show would be renamed "poofly"



    I wish I had a cure for anything that ails you.



    Granted, but you had to marry "La'Trine" to get the cure.

    I wish for Jessica Alba.

     

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • Spy_HIppoSpy_HIppo Member Posts: 322

    granted,but you only get the bones

    I wish I had a clown mask

    My mind has changed so much. Yet I'm still acting like I'm the same.

  • paulscottpaulscott Member Posts: 5,613
    granted but its your community service for life



    I wish I could type faster.

    I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.

  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by paulscott

    granted but its your community service for life



    I wish I could type faster.



    Granted, but your keyboard lights up on fire at random, and all your fingers have to be amputated.

    I wish for a SWG rollback to Pre-NGE

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • GamewizeGamewize Member Posts: 956

    Originally posted by mithrandir72
    Originally posted by paulscott
    granted but its your community service for lifeI wish I could type faster.

    Granted, but your keyboard lights up on fire at random, and all your fingers have to be amputated.
    I wish for a SWG rollback to Pre-NGE

    Granted, but it's now Star Trek and not Star Wars.

    I wish Eve had truly usable Avatars.

    I think it's the objective of your past self to make you cringe.

  • paulscottpaulscott Member Posts: 5,613
    Originally posted by mithrandir72



    Granted, but your keyboard lights up on fire at random, and all your fingers have to be amputated.
    I wish for a SWG rollback to Pre-NGE
    am I breaking the rules posting so soon.



    granted but you get runescapes community



    I wish for more smileys.

    I find it amazing that by 2020 first world countries will be competing to get immigrants.

  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by Gamewize


     

    Originally posted by mithrandir72


    Originally posted by paulscott

    granted but its your community service for life
     
    I wish I could type faster.

     

    Granted, but your keyboard lights up on fire at random, and all your fingers have to be amputated.

    I wish for a SWG rollback to Pre-NGE

     

    Granted, but it's now Star Trek and not Star Wars.

    I wish Eve had truly usable Avatars.

    Granted, but EVE shuts down the minute after the patch goes live.

    I wish I could win the lottery.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • mithrandir72mithrandir72 Member Posts: 1,286
    Originally posted by paulscott

    Originally posted by mithrandir72



    Granted, but your keyboard lights up on fire at random, and all your fingers have to be amputated.
    I wish for a SWG rollback to Pre-NGE
    am I breaking the rules posting so soon.



    granted but you get runescapes community



    I wish for more smileys.



    Granted, but the Smileys can only be seen or used in the new "Exclusive Membership", which requires a large $30 monthly fee.

    I wish for the next BSG episode right now.

    We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment;
    We are choosing to be here right now -Tool, Parabola

  • Spy_HIppoSpy_HIppo Member Posts: 322

    granted but it just has a bunch of people peeing on each other and vomiting

    I wish  to spread manbearpig awarnes

    My mind has changed so much. Yet I'm still acting like I'm the same.

  • BoozbazBoozbaz Member Posts: 1,918
    Granted, but it becomes even more popular to talk about than the weather for the next 50 years.



    I wish Canada was like the tropics.

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