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Wish Granted...

Hello, this is a game that you make a wish at first, and the next person (Person below you) will corrupt it some how. Like so.

I wish i was superman

NextPerson: Granted, but you dont have any powers and everyone hates you, I wish i was rich

And so on. ill start it off

I wish for a million dollars

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  • WantsumBierWantsumBier Member Posts: 1,079

    Granted, but the government takes all but .50 in taxes.

    I wish we had world peace.

    I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.

  • methane47methane47 Member CommonPosts: 3,701
    Originally posted by WantsumBier


    Granted, but the government takes all but .50 in taxes.
    I wish we had world peace.
    Granted, World peace on Mars. I wish i owned MMORPG.com

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  • Keebs1984Keebs1984 Member Posts: 1,356
    Granted, but then you'd have to cater to Eve Online and their fanboys.



    I wish I could move out of the U.S.

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  • gizma99kgizma99k Member Posts: 239
    Originally posted by Keebs1984

    Granted, but then you'd have to cater to Eve Online and their fanboys.



    I wish I could move out of the U.S.

     

    Granted, but your moving to Haiti.

    I wish I was done with high school.

  • Spy_HIppoSpy_HIppo Member Posts: 322
    granted,but you work at mc donalds for life

    I wish I owned a pet hippo

    My mind has changed so much. Yet I'm still acting like I'm the same.

  • WantsumBierWantsumBier Member Posts: 1,079

    Granted, but your record was deleted and you have to repeat it.

    I wish we had free interstellar travel.

    I shoot for the curve... anything above that is gravy.

  • grimweepergrimweeper Member Posts: 2,047
    Originally posted by gizma99k

    Originally posted by Keebs1984

    Granted, but then you'd have to cater to Eve Online and their fanboys.



    I wish I could move out of the U.S.

     

    Granted, but your moving to Haiti.

    I wish I was done with high school.

    Granted, but you dont have a diploma or GED so you cant get a decent paying job.



    I wish i owned my own sucseful company.

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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050
    Originally posted by grimweeper

    Originally posted by gizma99k

    Originally posted by Keebs1984

    Granted, but then you'd have to cater to Eve Online and their fanboys.



    I wish I could move out of the U.S.

     

    Granted, but your moving to Haiti.

    I wish I was done with high school.

    Granted, but you dont have a diploma or GED so you cant get a decent paying job.



    I wish i owned my own sucseful company. Granted, but the name of your company is "Hooked on Fonicks."
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  • 8hammer88hammer8 Member Posts: 1,812
    Originally posted by Spy_HIppo

    granted,but you work at mc donalds for life

    I wish I owned a pet hippo



    Granted, but  you can never divorce her and she gets to name the kids you must have...

    I wish I was an all-star baseball pitcher for the Chicago Cubs.

    "It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)

  • methane47methane47 Member CommonPosts: 3,701
    Originally posted by 8hammer8

    Originally posted by Spy_HIppo

    granted,but you work at mc donalds for life

    I wish I owned a pet hippo



    Granted, but  you can never divorce her and she gets to name the kids you must have

    I wish I was an all-star baseball pitcher for the Chicago Cubs



    Granted..................

    .......... And then I woke you up.

    I wish i had time to play every game i ever wanted.

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    Methane47 --> Wu Name = Thunderous Leader
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  • Rreka'alRreka'al Member Posts: 450
    Originally posted by methane47

    Originally posted by 8hammer8

    Originally posted by Spy_HIppo

    granted,but you work at mc donalds for life

    I wish I owned a pet hippo



    Granted, but  you can never divorce her and she gets to name the kids you must have

    I wish I was an all-star baseball pitcher for the Chicago Cubs



    Granted..................

    .......... And then I woke you up.

    I wish i had time to play every game i ever wanted.



    Granted but your computer/console is broken

    I wish I was the supreme ruler of Earth.

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  • 8hammer88hammer8 Member Posts: 1,812
    Originally posted by Rreka'al

    Originally posted by methane47

    Originally posted by 8hammer8

    Originally posted by Spy_HIppo

    granted,but you work at mc donalds for life

    I wish I owned a pet hippo



    Granted, but  you can never divorce her and she gets to name the kids you must have

    I wish I was an all-star baseball pitcher for the Chicago Cubs



    Granted..................

    .......... And then I woke you up.

    I wish i had time to play every game i ever wanted.



    Granted but your computer/console is broken

    I wish I was the supreme ruler of Earth.



    Granted...

    But then you realised after the nuclear war, you were leading nothing but Jack and shit, and Jack left town.

    I wish I had a penny that doubled in value everyday for a month and someone to by it at the end of the month

    "It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)

  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050
    Originally posted by 8hammer8

    Originally posted by Rreka'al

    Originally posted by methane47

    Originally posted by 8hammer8

    Originally posted by Spy_HIppo

    granted,but you work at mc donalds for life

    I wish I owned a pet hippo



    Granted, but  you can never divorce her and she gets to name the kids you must have

    I wish I was an all-star baseball pitcher for the Chicago Cubs



    Granted..................

    .......... And then I woke you up.

    I wish i had time to play every game i ever wanted.



    Granted but your computer/console is broken

    I wish I was the supreme ruler of Earth.



    Granted...

    But then you realised after the nuclear war, you were leading nothing but Jack and shit, and Jack left town.

    I wish I had a penny that doubled in value everyday for a month and someone to by it at the end of the month

    Granted, but the person buying it pays you in glass dildos, the official currency of the playboy mansion.



    I wish drugs were legalized.
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  • methane47methane47 Member CommonPosts: 3,701
    Originally posted by modjoe86

    Granted, but the person buying it pays you in glass dildos, the official currency of the playboy mansion.



    I wish drugs were legalized.

    Granted, But then the people who made the drugs started doing it... and they all overdosed or got tooo F'd up to make it... so no more drugs...

    I wish I could fly

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    What's your Wu Name?
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    Methane47 --> Wu Name = Thunderous Leader
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  • Rreka'alRreka'al Member Posts: 450
    Originally posted by methane47

    Originally posted by modjoe86

    Granted, but the person buying it pays you in glass dildos, the official currency of the playboy mansion.



    I wish drugs were legalized.

    Granted, But then the people who made the drugs started doing it... and they all overdosed or got tooo F'd up to make it... so no more drugs...

    I wish I could fly

    Granted but so can everyone else, so all of the airspace is like NYC during rush hour.

    I wish I could turn into a wolf.

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  • vampiress92vampiress92 Member Posts: 266
    Originally posted by Rreka'al

    Originally posted by methane47

    Originally posted by modjoe86

    Granted, but the person buying it pays you in glass dildos, the official currency of the playboy mansion.



    I wish drugs were legalized.

    Granted, But then the people who made the drugs started doing it... and they all overdosed or got tooo F'd up to make it... so no more drugs...

    I wish I could fly

    Granted but so can everyone else, so all of the airspace is like NYC during rush hour.

    I wish I could turn into a wolf.

    Granted, but now fleas find you especially delicious *scratchscratchscratch*

    I wish I had the ability to cook like a gourmet chef.

  • methane47methane47 Member CommonPosts: 3,701
    Originally posted by vampiress92

    Granted, but now fleas find you especially delicious *scratchscratchscratch*
    I wish I had the ability to cook like a gourmet chef.


    Granted, All gourmet chefs cooking skills -100 skill points.. So you all cook alike now.



    I wish this thread would reach 1000 posts.

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    What's your Wu Name?
    Donovan --> Wu Name = Violent Knight
    Methane47 --> Wu Name = Thunderous Leader
    "Some people call me the walking plank, 'cuz any where you go... Death is right behind you.."
    <i>ME<i>

  • SassymolassySassymolassy Member Posts: 363
    Originally posted by vampiress92


    Granted, but now fleas find you especially delicious *scratchscratchscratch*
    I wish I had the ability to cook like a gourmet chef.




    Granted, but you burn everything you make due to your alzheimers.

    I wish I could read people's thoughts

    Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. (Mark Twain)

  • Rreka'alRreka'al Member Posts: 450
    Originally posted by Sassymolassy

    Originally posted by vampiress92


    Granted, but now fleas find you especially delicious *scratchscratchscratch*
    I wish I had the ability to cook like a gourmet chef.




    Granted, but you burn everything you make due to your alzheimers.

    I wish I could read people's thoughts



    Granted, but you can't filter them out, and inevitably go insane after hearing everyone's thoughts for a week.

    I wish I had telekinesis

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  • SassymolassySassymolassy Member Posts: 363
    Originally posted by methane47

    Originally posted by vampiress92

    Granted, but now fleas find you especially delicious *scratchscratchscratch*
    I wish I had the ability to cook like a gourmet chef.


    Granted, All gourmet chefs cooking skills -100 skill points.. So you all cook alike now.



    I wish this thread would reach 1000 posts.



    granted, but you have to be the one to make the 900+ posts.

    I wish to live forever and never age

    Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. (Mark Twain)

  • WhosFatWhosFat Member Posts: 92


    Originally posted by Rreka'al
    Originally posted by Sassymolassy
    Originally posted by vampiress92 Granted, but now fleas find you especially delicious *scratchscratchscratch*
    I wish I had the ability to cook like a gourmet chef.

    Granted, but you burn everything you make due to your alzheimers.
    I wish I could read people's thoughts


    Granted, but you can't filter them out, and inevitably go insane after hearing everyone's thoughts for a week.
    I wish I had telekinesis



    Granted, but you tend to have epileptic seizures after going number 2.image

    I wish I could take a nap right now.

  • methane47methane47 Member CommonPosts: 3,701
    Originally posted by Sassymolassy

    Originally posted by methane47

    Originally posted by vampiress92

    Granted, but now fleas find you especially delicious *scratchscratchscratch*
    I wish I had the ability to cook like a gourmet chef.


    Granted, All gourmet chefs cooking skills -100 skill points.. So you all cook alike now.



    I wish this thread would reach 1000 posts.



    granted, but you have to be the one to make the 900+ posts.

    I wish to live forever and never age

    Granted... you will never age ........ past 300

    I wish I could have a fully functioning AI robot..

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    What's your Wu Name?
    Donovan --> Wu Name = Violent Knight
    Methane47 --> Wu Name = Thunderous Leader
    "Some people call me the walking plank, 'cuz any where you go... Death is right behind you.."
    <i>ME<i>

  • FinweFinwe Member CommonPosts: 3,106
    Originally posted by methane47

    Originally posted by Sassymolassy

    Originally posted by methane47

    Originally posted by vampiress92

    Granted, but now fleas find you especially delicious *scratchscratchscratch*
    I wish I had the ability to cook like a gourmet chef.


    Granted, All gourmet chefs cooking skills -100 skill points.. So you all cook alike now.



    I wish this thread would reach 1000 posts.



    granted, but you have to be the one to make the 900+ posts.

    I wish to live forever and never age

    Granted... you will never age ........ past 300

    I wish I could have a fully functioning AI robot..



    Granted, but you're the first thing it kills.

    I wish I could move like the flash.

    "The greatest trick the devil played on humanity in the 20th century was convincing them that he didn't exist." (Paraphrasing) C.S. Lewis

    "If a mother can kill her own child, what is left before I kill you and you kill me?" -Mother Teresa when talking about abortion after accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979

  • Rreka'alRreka'al Member Posts: 450
    Originally posted by Finwe

    Originally posted by methane47

    Granted... you will never age ........ past 300

    I wish I could have a fully functioning AI robot..



    Granted, but you're the first thing it kills.

    I wish I could move like the flash.



    Granted, but you smack into a wall and die.

    I wish I had a starship.

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  • ZorvanZorvan Member CommonPosts: 8,912
    Originally posted by Finwe

    Originally posted by methane47

    Originally posted by Sassymolassy

    Originally posted by methane47

    Originally posted by vampiress92

    Granted, but now fleas find you especially delicious *scratchscratchscratch*
    I wish I had the ability to cook like a gourmet chef.


    Granted, All gourmet chefs cooking skills -100 skill points.. So you all cook alike now.



    I wish this thread would reach 1000 posts.



    granted, but you have to be the one to make the 900+ posts.

    I wish to live forever and never age

    Granted... you will never age ........ past 300

    I wish I could have a fully functioning AI robot..



    Granted, but you're the first thing it kills.

    I wish I could move like the flash.

    Granted, but now your girlfriend finds someone who takes their time.



    I wish I were a mod
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