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Incoming 200 foot penis.

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  • Sajman01Sajman01 Rochester, NYPosts: 204Member
    Penis statues are sooooooo 2010.

    I plan on creating a 200 ft statue of Thrall taking a dump on Firiona Vie.
  • AeliousAelious Portland, ORPosts: 2,854Member Uncommon
    In the PC gamer article it was stated they could make a whole plot "disappear" like it was before it was claimed until the report is investigated. Good thing too. In this "Trollolol" era the worst thing to do is to ignore it. Like that ever works with annoying people.
  • KyleranKyleran Tampa, FLPosts: 19,989Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Nadia

    SOE already stated they will have a report system (when they announced Landmark)

     

    http://massively.joystiq.com/2013/08/04/soe-live-2013-delving-deeper-into-eqns-landmark/

    players can build whatever they want, from sci-fi to horror to modern day themes. However, be mindful that anything inappropriate can and will be reported and removed.

     

    I hope they give first time offenders   3 day bans

    and permanent bans if they keep stroking their penis

    Couple of challenges with this approach.  First, its a free to play game, so people can just create a dozen new accounts and break the rules endlessly.  It will be hard to chase after them.

    Perhaps another idea would be to give players the tools to basically put offending plots on "ignore", making the structure invisible to only them (restoring it to its natural state)  if they are offended by the structure in any way.

    Speaking of which, many structures can look phallic-like without actually being a penis, so who will draw the line between humor and bad taste? 

    Becomes a big pain as people feel they've been moderated unfairly, so you have to provide a venue for appeals, even more headache, and more importantly extra cost which again, is something most F2P titles actively try to avoid.

    Almost think that having an anything goes server might be a good approach.

     

     

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  • vmopedvmoped Athens, GAPosts: 1,708Member

    I am not terribly concerned about penis' and whatnot in the game.  I am more concerned with players using the building tools to grief other players.  I remember in old school UO players laying walls of barrels that you could not pass that if you tried to would eventually funnel you into a kill zone.  I worry about this being implemented on a massive scale by organized groups.  I wonder if maybe we could form a group of people here who oppose the penis towers by building vagina houses?

    Cheers!

    MMO Vet since AOL Neverwinter Nights circa 1992. My MMO beat up your MMO. =S

  • jdlamson75jdlamson75 Jacksonville, FLPosts: 984Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by RebelScum99

     and butt-hole server.

    That's a pretty good band.  I particularly liked Independent Worm Saloon.

  • Mr.KujoMr.Kujo SwinoujsciePosts: 383Member
    Originally posted by Warjin

    Incoming 200 foot penis, you know it's coming, trolls will be trolls, I can see it now, coming over the horizon I see this giant erect cock off a mountain face, my question is what's SOE going to do to prevent this or is it OK because it's landmark?

     

     

    I don't think spreading the word about that possibility on forums does anything good to your cause... I never even thought about making anything immature like that, but after reading some posts in this thread I find it pretty hilarious. The whole drama alone and a bunch of old males fearing dicks makes me want to just put a hard one up majestically on top of the mountain... I think there are even more immature people like me out here that are just waiting for more ideas from poor, fragile little adults like you.

  • moguy2moguy2 Saint Peters, MOPosts: 337Member
    This sounds like its gonna be a rock hard problem.
  • KyleranKyleran Tampa, FLPosts: 19,989Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Mr.Kujo
    Originally posted by Warjin

    Incoming 200 foot penis, you know it's coming, trolls will be trolls, I can see it now, coming over the horizon I see this giant erect cock off a mountain face, my question is what's SOE going to do to prevent this or is it OK because it's landmark?

     

     

    I don't think spreading the word about that possibility on forums does anything good to your cause... I never even thought about making anything immature like that, but after reading some posts in this thread I find it pretty hilarious. The whole drama alone and a bunch of old males fearing dicks makes me want to just put a hard one up majestically on top of the mountain... I think there are even more immature people like me out here that are just waiting for more ideas from poor, fragile little adults like you.

    Don't worry, after playing Xyson, I can assure the more creative minds have no problem figuring out all sorts of interesting possibilities to annoy others with.

    Which I've never really understood why people want to go out of their way to annoy others....seems terribly juvenile, but that's just me I guess.

     

     

     

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  • LorgarnLorgarn SwedenPosts: 371Member Uncommon

    It all comes down to how fast it gets "caught" and reported by a user, how much time it takes to gether the necessary materials to build it and ultimately how long it takes for SOE to remove it once it has been reported.

     

    Let's say it takes 10 minutes to gather enough dirt and stone(tier 1 materials) to build a penis at a sufficient size. It takes another 10 minutes to properly build it and actually shape it as a penis. It also takes, let's say, 5 minutes to create a new account with a new e-mail attached to it.

     

    25 minutes to build a penis? Allright, fair enough.

     

    If it takes SOE a day for them to get to it and remove it; time spent worth it? Yes, the penis was "alive" for almost 24 hours. See where I'm getting at here,  it all depends on how much manpower SOE has and what kind of reporting system they're going to be using. If it gets looked at within minutes of reporting; great. That would make the effort spent making a penis not worth it as much. Although I'm not sure that's very likely...

     

    We'll see though. I myself won't be offended but I'll gladly report it and move along.

  • DocBrodyDocBrody EldridgePosts: 1,820Member
    It's just a weird space rocket, I swear
  • VrikaVrika FinlandPosts: 2,580Member Uncommon

    Maybe they could add monsters that attack and destroy anything that looks too much like a penis.

    Then players could fight those monsters to defend their e-peens.

  • DMKanoDMKano Gamercentral, AKPosts: 8,523Member Uncommon

    Made this months ago when EQL was first unveiled:

  • liva98989liva98989 odensePosts: 223Member Uncommon

    Sorry, but what was the problem again? I still don't see it. Okay let's refreash what EQN Landmark is about: You build what you want to build. okay, so if you want to build a penis shouldn't that be okay? I mean it's not like you have to build right beside it. (I sure would ; *) But seriously though, it's landmark aka. you build what you want, not letting your son play the game because of this reason is just silly (Sorry) but when i was little i didn't think about it at all, not even all the movies i saw. So letting your son not play because of this reason is just stupid, he can just build on a specifik server with a theme (Where i belive people would build after themes) So let people build their penises since it's landmark and you are supposed to build WHAT YOU WANT TO!

    If this was EQN (Not landmark) i see the problem, but then again players would be able to destroy it as far as i know with their abilities. But you may never know.

     

    But it's not more of a problem then what you make it up to be, it's like telling some people to not wear purple because it "breaks" your immersion, but you're fine with them building mechs, tanks etc. in a fantasy universe. It's landmark, people build what they want to, and you can just pack your plot and move it away if you don't like what people around you are building.  

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  • sumdumguy1sumdumguy1 avondale, AZPosts: 962Member Uncommon


    Is it just me, or do most of these comments sound cocky.

  • RottsteinRottstein Coal Township, PAPosts: 34Member Uncommon
    Well since this is not Sony's preferred choice of information exchange asking your question here won't get you the results you seem to think it will.
  • ScorchienScorchien Hatboro, PAPosts: 1,341Member Uncommon
    I may have misunderstood but i thought they said that Landmark stuff would have to be submitted to them before it would be in live game ..
  • GolelornGolelorn Hiding From Social Media Peeping Toms, ALPosts: 1,099Member Uncommon
    So it'll be just like walking into any public restroom? Do your kids not use public restrooms? They somehow avoid passing bodily fluids during school hours? Which brings me to my next point. Do you not remember being 12+? You don't remember that one guy who could not stop drawing penises? Some of you guys get worked up over absolutely nothing. News flash, your son has a penis. Your daughter and her friends have seen one or two in a game of show and tell, at the very least. Or did you forget about that, too? Yes, there will be some juvenile things in game. But, get a grip guys, our entire lives from 12-30 was spent doing juvenile things. 
  • ScorchienScorchien Hatboro, PAPosts: 1,341Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Golelorn
    So it'll be just like walking into any public restroom? Do your kids not use public restrooms? They somehow avoid passing bodily fluids during school hours? Which brings me to my next point. Do you not remember being 12+? You don't remember that one guy who could not stop drawing penises? Some of you guys get worked up over absolutely nothing. News flash, your son has a penis. Your daughter and her friends have seen one or two in a game of show and tell, at the very least. Or did you forget about that, too? Yes, there will be some juvenile things in game. But, get a grip guys, our entire lives from 12-30 was spent doing juvenile things. 

    hmm lmfao when i was 12 up i didnt have any friends constantly drawing penises... wouldnt have been a friend very long if there was one..

  • tawesstawess LkpgPosts: 2,535Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Warjin
    Originally posted by Kyleran
    I'll be curious to see how they control player "creativity". I recall in Xyson players using their building, excavating abilities in just this fashion, heck there were entire camps of penises.

    Omg, guess my son won't be playing landmark, I know this post sounds funny but I'm being serious this could be a problem if they just let us build what ever  the players want as the video states lol

    Now you got me curious... What kind of harm will a digital penis do toy our son... 0_o A penis is just a penis... Now if people were having sex and your child is a minor i assume you could argue that some form of "damage" would be done as your stress levels would perhaps rise as you try to explain what is going on... But beyond that i fail to see how any kind of damage can be done... Heck if violent movies and games have not created a generation of cavepeople i don´t think a digital ding-dong will either.

  • ZzuluZzulu Washington, ALPosts: 452Member

    Players get to build whatever they want on their plots. If there is any censoring at all it'll be a huge downside for the game. I am going to build a perfect replica of my ass and turn it into an elaborate dungeon for brave explorers myself

    Obviously this kind of player content won't be included in the player content portions of EQN though

  • GolelornGolelorn Hiding From Social Media Peeping Toms, ALPosts: 1,099Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Scorchien
    Originally posted by Golelorn
    So it'll be just like walking into any public restroom? Do your kids not use public restrooms? They somehow avoid passing bodily fluids during school hours? Which brings me to my next point. Do you not remember being 12+? You don't remember that one guy who could not stop drawing penises? Some of you guys get worked up over absolutely nothing. News flash, your son has a penis. Your daughter and her friends have seen one or two in a game of show and tell, at the very least. Or did you forget about that, too? Yes, there will be some juvenile things in game. But, get a grip guys, our entire lives from 12-30 was spent doing juvenile things. 

    hmm lmfao when i was 12 up i didnt have any friends constantly drawing penises... wouldnt have been a friend very long if there was one..

    Didn't say anything about a friend. Do you find yourself inserting words randomly into what you read? lol

  • AntiquatedAntiquated Oak Brook, MIPosts: 673Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by killahh
    Originally posted by Kyleran
    I'll be curious to see how they control player "creativity". I recall in Xyson players using their building, excavating abilities in just this fashion, heck there were entire camps of penises.

    just off the top of my head,  there will be a clause in the agreement you click on to play that will state that if you create vulgar or sexual, discriminatory things you will be perma banned..

    course some people will try, but as forest gump said best: stupid is as stupid does.

    Ever see one of those "Things That Look Like" web sites?

    Remarkably easy to create them, without trying. Any tower structure can be viewed as a penis, by someone. Or boobs.

    Impossible to police, doubt they'll bother to.

  • rodrigoqrodrigoq Campbell River, BCPosts: 11Member
    Originally posted by Golelorn
    So it'll be just like walking into any public restroom? Do your kids not use public restrooms? They somehow avoid passing bodily fluids during school hours? Which brings me to my next point. Do you not remember being 12+? You don't remember that one guy who could not stop drawing penises? Some of you guys get worked up over absolutely nothing. News flash, your son has a penis. Your daughter and her friends have seen one or two in a game of show and tell, at the very least. Or did you forget about that, too? Yes, there will be some juvenile things in game. But, get a grip guys, our entire lives from 12-30 was spent doing juvenile things. 

    12-30?  I'm pretty sure most men stay pervs till death.  I'll admit it, I'm a perv, wife confirms this by telling me daily.

  • AzureProwerAzurePrower AustraliaPosts: 1,508Member Uncommon

    This thread is awesome.

  • Ramonski7Ramonski7 Aurora, ILPosts: 2,656Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Warjin

    Incoming 200 foot penis, you know it's coming, trolls will be trolls, I can see it now, coming over the horizon I see this giant erect cock off a mountain face, my question is what's SOE going to do to prevent this or is it OK because it's landmark?

     

    I don't see how you think anyone can stop something we've been doing for 1000s of years....

     

    It's something that is at the core of every cognitive creature on this planet or ever will be. Call it an obsession with fertility, obscenity or just plan ol boredom. Your choices are to explain things to your kids now or sit back and let them get blindsided as soon as they are school age. If you're up for an interesting read you can try: Why Do People Love To Draw Dicks in Games? for a little perspective on the matter.

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