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[Media] General: Area of Effect

SBFordSBFord Associate Editor - News ManagerThe CitadelPosts: 19,909MMORPG.COM Staff Rare

In our weekly comic, artist Blaz Klaric brings us his irreverent look into the foibles of the MMO worlds we love, and love to hate. Check out "Area of Effect" and then leave us your thoughts in the comments.


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  • SiphaedSiphaed Everywhere!Posts: 973Member Uncommon
    Not nearly as good as the last one.....no, far from the last one, this one is just....ya.


  • RazeeksterRazeekster GlobPosts: 2,477Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Siphaed
    Not nearly as good as the last one.....no, far from the last one, this one is just....ya.

    Why do people insist on insulting these... Just read them and enjoy them for what they are. MMORPG.com doesn't have to do this at all.

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  • Solar_ProphetSolar_Prophet Columbus, OHPosts: 1,369Member Uncommon

    I chuckled. Gotta love the ridiculous collision detection present in many games these days. Such a cheap, lazy way to artificially increase difficulty.

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  • BTrayaLBTrayaL BucharestPosts: 612Member Uncommon
    I liked it :)

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  • FdzzaiglFdzzaigl Somewhere in nowherePosts: 2,413Member Uncommon
    I liked it, because it's exaclty what happens as well, even though it's ridiculous :p

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  • BethelsBoyBethelsBoy Posts: 230Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Razeekster
    Originally posted by Siphaed
    Not nearly as good as the last one.....no, far from the last one, this one is just....ya.

    Why do people insist on insulting these... Just read them and enjoy them for what they are. MMORPG.com doesn't have to do this at all.

    Amen

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  • Dreamo84Dreamo84 Niagara Falls, NYPosts: 3,638Member Uncommon
    haha, so true.

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  • sacredfoolsacredfool prague, TXPosts: 751Member Uncommon

    I like this one simply for how ridiculous it is.


    Originally posted by nethaniah

    Seriously Farmville? Yeah I think it's great. In a World where half our population is dying of hunger the more fortunate half is spending their time harvesting food that doesn't exist.


  • causscauss sonnegaPosts: 665Member Uncommon
    I actually like these strips. This one is pretty funny too.
  • ApocalypseSunriseApocalypseSunrise Paducah, KYPosts: 80Member
    Makes sense because it's true. Keep up the good work.

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  • JaggaSpikesJaggaSpikes LabinPosts: 427Member Uncommon
    i liked it :) it's not hilarious, but it is funny
  • KonfessKonfess Dallas, TXPosts: 1,174Member Uncommon

    There is a High Contrast object in the game world, that is surrounded by an additional High Contrast area of affect identifying ring, yet you still step into it? 

     

    You ask why is the ring so big?  Because it is the minimum we can accurately detect collision of the player moving objects in the time given.  Any smaller and GM would get millions of messages saying,  "I was no where near that trap when I got dinged for damage."  The GM responds, "You were -49ms + (-127ms round trip) before."  So guess what, if you come with in 170ms of it you set it off.

    Pardon any spelling errors
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    As if it could exist, without being payed for.
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  • LittleBootLittleBoot roystonPosts: 326Member
    Originally posted by Konfess

    There is a High Contrast object in the game world, that is surrounded by an additional High Contrast area of affect identifying ring, yet you still step into it? 

     

    You ask why is the ring so big?  Because it is the minimum we can accurately detect collision of the player moving objects in the time given.  Any smaller and GM would get millions of messages saying,  "I was no where near that trap when I got dinged for damage."  The GM responds, "You were -49ms + (-127ms round trip) before."  So guess what, if you come with in 170ms of it you set it off.

    Nothing ruins a joke like having to explain it...

  • LoktofeitLoktofeit Stone Mountain, GAPosts: 14,247Member Rare
    It's the 'wet paint' sign of MMOs. Gotta touch it!

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  • Whiskey_SamWhiskey_Sam Lynchburg, VAPosts: 316Member Uncommon
    So so true hahaha

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  • KonfessKonfess Dallas, TXPosts: 1,174Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by LittleBoot
    Originally posted by Konfess

    There is a High Contrast object in the game world, that is surrounded by an additional High Contrast area of affect identifying ring, yet you still step into it? 

     

    You ask why is the ring so big?  Because it is the minimum we can accurately detect collision of the player moving objects in the time given.  Any smaller and GM would get millions of messages saying,  "I was no where near that trap when I got dinged for damage."  The GM responds, "You were -49ms + (-127ms round trip) before."  So guess what, if you come with in 170ms of it you set it off.

    Nothing ruins a joke like having to explain it...

    I was not explaining the joke, but responding to the above comment regarding "lazy way to artificially increase difficulty."  I apologies for your confusion.  Once again I am forced to explain things.

    Pardon any spelling errors
    Konfess your cyns and some maybe forgiven
    Boy: Why can't I talk to Him?
    Mom: We don't talk to Priests.
    As if it could exist, without being payed for.
    F2P means you get what you paid for. Pay nothing, get nothing.

  • Po_ggPo_gg Twigwarren, WestfarthingPosts: 3,286Member Uncommon
    His face while tip-toeing over the circle... hilarious :)
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