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[Column] General: The Top Five 'Adult' MMOs

SBFordSBFord Former Associate EditorMember LegendaryPosts: 33,129

Most MMOs cater to a more adult audience but some take that notion much further and add an edge of sexy spice to the mix. In The List today, we take a look at five MMOs that might steam up your screen. Check out our five and then add any we missed to the comments.

It doesn’t matter if it’s a nipple or a lopped off head, tasteless and untactful content is the same across the board. When a game uses the word “adult” to market itself, chances are it will wind up coming off as silly or reaching in its subject matter.  But, I think we can also all agree that just like with movies such as Sharknado and Bikini Carwash, there’s a certain charm to any good shameless game.  So today, in honor of these ridiculous (yet not altogether useless) games, we’re listing out the Top 5 Most “Adult” MMOs on the Market. Mind you, they don’t have to be great games to make this list, but they’re listed from least absurd to most absurd for what it’s worth.

Read more of Bill Murphy's The List: The Top Five “Adult” MMOs.

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  • TheHavokTheHavok Member UncommonPosts: 2,423
    Originally posted by DMKano

    Umm... I guess we are running out of ideas for top MMO lists

    What's next Top 5 MMOs with the most consonants in their name...

    How about Top 5 list of Top 5 list.

    Listception.

  • ReizlaReizla Member RarePosts: 4,092
    TERA should not even be on the list with the amount of (sexual) content censoring made by EME.
  • xaritscinxaritscin Member UncommonPosts: 350

    i laugh at how most part of these games are taken as "Adult" when they only show nudity to some degree, never played Age of Conan (not a fan of conan the barbarian really) but it looks the most adult compared to the other games showed in this post.

    i'd like to add another to the list, Requiem Bloodymare (also called Memento Mori), has some nudity to some degree, but it what could tag it as adult is its really gory setting.

    anyways, there's not a real adult mmorpg or mmo tbh. nudity and gore arent the only thing to consider a game as adult. its like saying someone is already an adult because it drinks, smokes and has sex like an addict, and adulthood is more than that.

     
  • Shana77Shana77 Member UncommonPosts: 290
    Lacking in this list, the "most" adult game, Sociolotron. 
  • ThorqemadaThorqemada Member UncommonPosts: 1,282

    Age of Conan looks with its "aged" Graphics still better than the Comic-Crap that looks bad from the very beginning.

    To me it seems more like a bandwagon-argument that so called "realistic" graphic ages bad.

    Any good game since 2004 looks good today!

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  • blohm86blohm86 Member Posts: 43
    Well... if this isnt the rock bottom, what is?
  • RydesonRydeson Member UncommonPosts: 3,852
    Ha Ha..  This reminds of ole "Camel Joe"..  Adult cigarettes that were marketed with kids in mind.. 
  • SovrathSovrath Member LegendaryPosts: 32,002
    Originally posted by xaritscin

    anyways, there's not a real adult mmorpg or mmo tbh. nudity and gore arent the only thing to consider a game as adult. its like saying someone is already an adult because it drinks, smokes and has sex like an addict, and adulthood is more than that.

     

    That's not why they are considered "adult" games.

    They are considered "Adult" games because the material is not suitable to children. Probably in some respects, based on local laws.

    One can say going to a strip club is disgusting and seedy and most adults would have the good sense to not patronize them (for example) but that is opinion.

    Regardless of one's opinion of a strip club it is not considered for children.

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  • LostarLostar Member UncommonPosts: 891
    Oh dear...Sociolotron...that was an experience. For a game that is not over sexualized but its target audience is still adult: The Secret World.
  • KrematoryKrematory Member UncommonPosts: 608
    None of this games have an audience target other than furiously masturbating teenagers. EVE Online, on the other hand... that's an adult MMO.

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  • GeezerGamerGeezerGamer Member EpicPosts: 8,855

    WTF kind of list is this?

    What's next? Top 5 MMOs for people who don't play MMOs?

  • Mr.KujoMr.Kujo Member Posts: 383

    It's funny how "adult" games (except maybe Conan) are more childish than teen content xD

    More like made for a teenage wanker. A game that has little furry racoon men, girls with tails, character dialogues written by 5 year old, but it is for adults, because sometimes you might see girls belly....

     

  • IcewhiteIcewhite Member Posts: 6,403
    Originally posted by blohm86
    Well... if this isnt the rock bottom, what is?

    Did that already; 'best game' awarded to vapor.

    But at least they're not offering screenies of ERP. It can go futher down...pardon my pun.

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  • flizzerflizzer Member RarePosts: 2,454
    I didnt realize the Elins in Tera had been censores. I tried this game for a few hours when it initially went b2p and that was enough for me, but I seem to remember the Elin character being popular for all the "wrong" reasons.  Maybe it has changed. 
  • gatherisgatheris Member UncommonPosts: 1,016

    you forgot Mortal Online

    you can be forgiven though as most have

    "coverage" of this aspect of the game has been slight as it is mostly male nudity - i assume

     

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  • Electro057Electro057 Member UncommonPosts: 683

    For all the adult in these games they don't really mean much, I mean.....Can men get naked? Prolly not or the peanut gallery would freak out incredibly....And is there sex? Hard life decisions? Boring adult lives? Drinking? Alcoholism and other problems that seem to plague the adult population of some countries? Gambling? Smoking? Driving to work, repeating the same boring shit ad nauseum for 8 hours then going home and wishing you could put a bullet in your head....Prolly not :-/  The adult label seems so ridiculous, to me it just means "Oh my god! A nipple! Think of the children! Incomprehensible violence is alright, but not nipples and tips!" 

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  • ipekaipeka Member Posts: 222
    MMORPG's definition of adult : boobs and sex. A very in depth article right here.
  • OzivoisOzivois Member UncommonPosts: 598
    Originally posted by Thorqemada

    Age of Conan looks with its "aged" Graphics still better than the Comic-Crap that looks bad from the very beginning.

    To me it seems more like a bandwagon-argument that so called "realistic" graphic ages bad.

    Any good game since 2004 looks good today!

    Agree. AoC graphics still hold up, maybe someone needs to turn on their AA

  • Alka_SetzerAlka_Setzer Member UncommonPosts: 167

    Tbh I'd consider this more of the top 5 sexualized games rather than adult. Yes, these are not exactly suited for children's consumption and do fall into more of an adult category but to call them adult I feel like is... too broad of a categorization or oversimplification.

     

    I think the only one on that list that I would even consider to coming close to being "adult" is Age of Conan but even that is a bit underwhelming. The intro was cringe worthy at how blatantly sexualized the situation was with the captured woman and it felt like that IS the only reason they did it, to sexualize it and be like "hey guys, hey look, we're for adults cause skimpy captured women!" It also didn't help that after you rescue her she seemed to be perfectly okay with having sex with you, at least it felt heavily implied that that is what was going on with her comments and tone.

     

    Still waiting for a real adult MMO that isn't purely about boobs and butts and isn't complete garbage.

  • JerYnkFanJerYnkFan Member UncommonPosts: 342
    Can't you go boom-boom in Second Life?  I remember an article a few years back with a virtual escort that was making like 125K a year in that game.
  • saiyinsaiyin Member UncommonPosts: 12

    Does any of these games come with monthly bills (ie; electric, gas,mortgage), 2.5 children and or alimony payments? Then its not adult content, btw if they ever made an mmo with any of these features that would the scariest one of all.

     

  • BookahBookah Member UncommonPosts: 260

    Great list ty!

    TSW has caused my to really like the look of funcoms engine, this reminds me to play Conan.  Personably I think Funcom is the #1 company for niche and perhaps adult  MMO's
     

    PS the Blade and Soul men look like creepy sex offender types.

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  • Dreamo84Dreamo84 Member UncommonPosts: 3,713

    For all the people attacking Bill for suggesting nudity makes an MMO adult. You need to get your head out of your ass.

    Assuming we are all adults here, we should clearly know what he means by "adult". Someone says adult beverage they mean it's not appropriate for kids. Adult activities etc. It's just a generic term for things not suitable for a younger audience.

    It doesn't mean Bill thinks these games are more mature and clearly better choices for the adult gamer! If you really thought that's what he meant you need to get out more to understand common phrases.

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  • reillanreillan Member UncommonPosts: 247
    Fendel, you're associating nudity with sex, then, and the two do not have to be associated.
  • xaritscinxaritscin Member UncommonPosts: 350
    good point, i missed that....
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