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The things you could do with $15...

KopogeroKopogero Shevat, ONPosts: 899Member Uncommon

#1 Get a very tasty and long, open mouth kiss by a hot, random girl (assuming your at least average looking) 20 may deny it, but the 21st will probably take the deal. She might even agree for a picture, which you could upload on things like facebook, making your friends jealous and envious.

#2 Feed myself for 2 weeks.

#3 Buy a very good knife, which I could use for a weapon and then only the mind would be the limit of what I could do/get! :)

#4 Buy your bf/gf a very cool, sentimental gift for upcoming, special occassion. You will get rewarded for it!

#5 Finally, buy yourself a house! They go much cheaper than $15 these days (depending on condition and location)

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  • usuckmmorpgcomusuckmmorpgcom c, KYPosts: 1,348Member
    Originally posted by Kopogero

    #2 Feed myself for 2 weeks.

    Where do you live? I spend more than that on lunch every day.

  • KopogeroKopogero Shevat, ONPosts: 899Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by grimgryphon
    Originally posted by Kopogero

    #2 Feed myself for 2 weeks.

    Where do you live? I spend more than that on lunch every day.

    Your doing it wrong then...But consumer spending is good for the economy!

  • RazeeksterRazeekster Solon, MEPosts: 2,201Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by grimgryphon
    Originally posted by Kopogero

    #2 Feed myself for 2 weeks.

    Where do you live? I spend more than that on lunch every day.

    I'm more curious where you can buy a house for $15...

    Smile

  • usuckmmorpgcomusuckmmorpgcom c, KYPosts: 1,348Member
    Originally posted by Kopogero
    Originally posted by grimgryphon
    Originally posted by Kopogero

    #2 Feed myself for 2 weeks.

    Where do you live? I spend more than that on lunch every day.

    Your doing it wrong then...But consumer spending is good for the economy!

    My guess is I'm going it right! ;-)

  • usuckmmorpgcomusuckmmorpgcom c, KYPosts: 1,348Member
    Originally posted by Razeekster
    Originally posted by grimgryphon
    Originally posted by Kopogero

    #2 Feed myself for 2 weeks.

    Where do you live? I spend more than that on lunch every day.

    I'm more curious where you can buy a house for $15...

    Define "house" ;-)

  • RusqueRusque Las Vegas, NVPosts: 2,229Member Uncommon

    1. Wtf? But if serious, you can probably get a lot more than a kiss from a meth head. Still wtf?

    2. Assuming you get nothing for free - I suppose you're going to be eating a lot of rice, beans. Or possibly homemade pasta. $3 for a bag of flour, $2 for a dozen eggs, $5 in canned tomatoes, $5 oatmeal for breakfast. It'll be a really sad week, but you can do it!

    3. Wtf?

    4. Yeah, you could.

    5. Detroit!

  • icculus2112icculus2112 Richmond, VAPosts: 105Member

    So my options are:

    gave away 15 dollars for nothing (if you are average looking and approach every girl you see you can do a lot better than a kiss for free).  besides paying for a kiss is one of the more pathetic things Ive ever heard of in my life

    Have the worst 2 weeks of food f my entire lifetime

    start a life of crime

    get a sentimental gift for my SO.  However you dont even need money to do this if you are creative enough

    set up a cardboard box somewhere to live out of

     

    So Im guessing the point of this thread is that a 15 dollar mmo subscription is an incredible value because 15 bucks seems pretty worthless. 

     

  • anemoanemo Posts: 763Member Uncommon
    This makes no sense in in Nepal(cheapest rent) you're gonna be spending around $20 a month(an estimation from this estimation: http://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/rankings_by_country.jsp)

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  • UtinniUtinni Richmond, VAPosts: 381Member Uncommon

    I've been saving up to get $15 for a very long time and now that I'm nearing it (its been years) I cant decide whether to buy a house or subscribe to WoW. 

     

    thanks obama.

  • winterwinter El Paso, TXPosts: 2,276Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Utinni

    I've been saving up to get $15 for a very long time and now that I'm nearing it (its been years) I cant decide whether to buy a house or subscribe to WoW. 

     

    thanks obama.

     Bush ruined the economy first, Obama just hasn't been very good about cleaning up bushes mess.

    PS. Get the meth addict whore to kiss you for the $15 it fits in better with the republican trickle down theory.

     

    Oh snap now I'll be banned

  • QuizzicalQuizzical Posts: 14,786Member Uncommon
    What makes you think I only have $15?
  • SeariasSearias Edmonton, ABPosts: 712Member Uncommon
    I can get a pencil.

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  • xpowderxxpowderx Radcliff, KYPosts: 2,131Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Kopogero

    #1 Get a very tasty and long, open mouth kiss by a hot, random girl (assuming your at least average looking) 20 may deny it, but the 21st will probably take the deal. She might even agree for a picture, which you could upload on things like facebook, making your friends jealous and envious.  It would be a  ugly girl. Cause 15 dollars wouldnt get a hot chick to even look at you!

    #2 Feed myself for 2 weeks. Ramen Noodles, maybe. Not even enough money for a footlong and drink at Penn Station!

    #3 Buy a very good knife, which I could use for a weapon and then only the mind would be the limit of what I could do/get! :) That sounds a bit criminal.

    #4 Buy your bf/gf a very cool, sentimental gift for upcoming, special occassion. You will get rewarded for it! Ok, this one is alright!

    #5 Finally, buy yourself a house! They go much cheaper than $15 these days (depending on condition and location) Legos anyone?

    How the heck did this guy get Spotlight Poster? They truly need better qualifications here for that title!

     

    As for me! 15 dollars can buy me patron status for Rift and can play at a advantage for a entire month!

  • IcewhiteIcewhite Elmhurst, ILPosts: 6,403Member

    I put it all on 00 and tell the roulette operator to spin that wheel.

    But I'm so bad with money that I've never even considered buying a two-story cardboard condo. Brilliant!

    Self-pity imprisons us in the walls of our own self-absorption. The whole world shrinks down to the size of our problem, and the more we dwell on it, the smaller we are and the larger the problem seems to grow.

  • Jean-Luc_PicardJean-Luc_Picard La BarrePosts: 3,549Member Uncommon

    #5 Finally, buy yourself a house! They go much cheaper than $15 these days (depending on condition and location)

    I guess your house looks something like this:

     

    Originally posted by xpowderx

    How the heck did this guy get Spotlight Poster? They truly need better qualifications here for that title!

    Nope, but they need to remove that title when the bearer gets infractions. That's something they got right on the now removed/converted Vault Network forums: you could get special titles, but get too many infractions and you would lose that title and any hope to get another one.

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  • DyhrbergDyhrberg BrørupPosts: 4Member

    2 and 3 makes me wonder if your mom still makes you dinner.

    A good knife for 15$? Are you going for a plastic edition?

  • NaowutNaowut MusselkanaalPosts: 647Member Uncommon

    Maybe if you spend more on food you might not have to pay the girls.

    15 isnt even enough for 2 weeks of sandwiches, you must look horrible.

  • RattenmannRattenmann ReitmehringPosts: 510Member Uncommon

    Id spend the 15 bucks on the hobby that gets me the most enjoyment out of said money.

    Let me think about that,... what hobby could possibly provide enjoyment for only 15 bucks and last more then a day.... uhm.

    MMOs finally replaced social interaction, forced grouping and standing in a line while talking to eachother.

    Now we have forced soloing, forced questing and everyone is the hero, without ever having to talk to anyone else. The evolution of multiplayer is here! We won,... right?

  • JasonJJasonJ New Port Richey, FLPosts: 395Member

    $15 isn't a lot so I should just throw it away for no reason other than to support a payment model created to fleece consumers!

    After-all, I can afford to be screwed over!

    No MMORPG will ever get me to pay continually to play a game I already bought, unless a company magically reinvents the genre with entirely new ideas instead of rehashing old ones with one or two "new" features.

  • IcewhiteIcewhite Elmhurst, ILPosts: 6,403Member
    Originally posted by Zaradoom

    Id spend the 15 bucks on the hobby that gets me the most enjoyment out of said money.

    Spin the hyperbole around and stand it on its head.

    Who can't afford fifty cents a day? One less can of Mountain Dew?

    Self-pity imprisons us in the walls of our own self-absorption. The whole world shrinks down to the size of our problem, and the more we dwell on it, the smaller we are and the larger the problem seems to grow.

  • JasonJJasonJ New Port Richey, FLPosts: 395Member
    Originally posted by Icewhite
    Originally posted by Zaradoom

    Id spend the 15 bucks on the hobby that gets me the most enjoyment out of said money.

    Spin the hyperbole around and stand it on its head.

    Who can't afford fifty cents a day? One less can of Mountain Dew?

     Spin the hyperbole around and stand it on its head.

    Just because I can afford it, doesn't mean I should throw it away.

  • CaldrinCaldrin CwmbranPosts: 4,533Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Kopogero

    #1 Get a very tasty and long, open mouth kiss by a hot, random girl (assuming your at least average looking) 20 may deny it, but the 21st will probably take the deal. She might even agree for a picture, which you could upload on things like facebook, making your friends jealous and envious.

    Hookers generally charge more than that..

    #2 Feed myself for 2 weeks.

    Feed yourself for 2 weeks on $15? what do you eat sand?

    #3 Buy a very good knife, which I could use for a weapon and then only the mind would be the limit of what I could do/get! :)

    So you could buy a knife and have it sit in your house doing nothing ?

    #4 Buy your bf/gf a very cool, sentimental gift for upcoming, special occassion. You will get rewarded for it!

    Cheap skate..

    #5 Finally, buy yourself a house! They go much cheaper than $15 these days (depending on condition and location)

    a Cardboard box does not count as a house...

     

  • TorcipTorcip Sterling Heights, MIPosts: 669Member
    Well, you made me laugh, thanks. People need to check their sarcasm meters, i think they're broken.
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