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So I checked out the new expansion trailer for Diablo 3. Here were some of my thoughts while I watched it:
So alright, the evil Diablo crystal seems to still exist after his wanker self plummeted from the top of Heaven after getting booted off by the Nephalem. Seems Tyrael can't destroy it for an unexplained reason, perhaps he doesn't even lift? So what they do is they decide to hide it down into a super secret dungeon away from demons and angels alike because I guess the angels want to do evil things with it like holy angels typically do...
Wow, Tyrael seems to be being extra careful with that Diablo crystal, guys are holding it literally with 10 foot poles. What an elaborate kickstand they have for it, perhaps it has a secondary purpose? Like it has a force field that might protect it from invaders that wish to obtain it for their evil purposes? Seems like something that Tyrael would build for something he desperately fears. At least he's on the ball with things!
Uh oh, looks like the grim reaper guy wants the Diablo crystal for some reason...couldn't be for power because people beat Diablo 3 on Insane mode with their eyes closed so why would this guy want the crystal of such a pushover?
Good thing Tyrael brought his elite guard with him. These guys look pretty bad@$$ too. They are getting into attack position and are about to show this grim reaper guy what for. But why are they getting so close to him? They have spears, weapons that are meant to attack from a relative distance. Here they go, they are about to.............die horribly by him just opening his arms nonchalantly. Why would Tyrael bring such inept guards with him to guard such a supposedly terrible artifact? Could it be that he had no options? Are these just rent-a-paladin's that he gave them like 100 gold per hour or something?
Perhaps, he didn't have any other choice but to bring such pathetic guards? No, that can't be right, he yells "Go find the Nephalem!" to the guy that ran away. This implies that the Nephalem are still around and he could have brought them as guards for the prime evil crystal? I mean the Nephalem should have jumped at the chance to make sure this thing was safe and secure, it was their job in the first place to kill Diablo anyway, and they half-@$$';d it! So what exactly are they doing with their precious time now that the gates of hell are closed and Diablo is "defeated" ? I'm sure they have time on their hands to help Tyrael out with his mission.
Ahhh, but the argument could be made. "This was just a blue-milk run, there is no way of knowing that grim reaper guy would be there." Well, if that's the case, that they didn't expect any resistance, why in the world are they all armed at all?
Can you imagine if Tyrael DID bring the Nephalem, and grim reaper guy came in and is all BA looking, and he's staring down the Wizard, Barbarian, Monk, Demon Hunter, and Tyrael....he'd be totally screwed!
Well apparently Tyrael and grim reaper are brothers, talk about family problems, I guess grim reaper didn't feel like killing his brother, only smother him with spider webs. You would think that he would murder Tyrael, because he only has friends in high places and is going to bring the Nephalem later and curb stomp his @$$. He's quite the liability, but he foolishly let's him live. Truly a wicked villain guys.
So then he slashes the pedestal, wow Tyrael, nice pointlessly elaborate pedestal you put that thing on. Thing is made out of tin foil. Really dropping the ball Tyrael, perhaps you should take up farming, or tailoring?
So yeah, that is just some of the things I was thinking about when I was watching that POS trailer. The other thing I was thinking about I mentioned in a previous post, that Blizz is pretty much laughing their way to the bank because players have no reason to think that this expansion is going to be any better than the actual game was. They are basically just saying "hey sorry about screwing up Diablo 3, but we PROMISE that this expansion will make everything alright....but you gotta pay us more money!" instead of fixing Diablo 3, they ask for more money for an expansion.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me!
Anybody else feel pissed about this development? What did yall think of the trailer, and does anybody else think it was as stupid as I thought it was?