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Dragon's Prophet: Face Melting Super Metal Video Celebrates E3

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  • shavashava Somerville, MAPosts: 282Member Uncommon

    Sadly, this promo failed to do what it was supposed to -- which was to come off as ironic.

    OK guys, look, this is a game which is essentially Pokemon in drag, amiright?

    "gotta catch 'em all?"

    Except you ride them, and they're all Dragons, and yes, you keep them in a stable instead of a starship but actually, shhhh, they are your crew for all intents and purposes of crafting just like SWTOR.

    But yes, that was, in fact, a lot like a Pokemon era metal anime theme homage, the problem being half of you are too young to remember such things, the other half being... they did a really incompetent job (and wtf with the hashtags? was that an attempt to relate to the people too young to remember original Pokemon?).

    But anything that says that the lyrics were written by their marketing company?  actually states that?  Lame.

    They are so cool though, just ask them:

     

    http://www.ayzenberg.com/#/about/introduction/

     

    Obviously wild and crazy big hair metal kinds o' guyz.

  • BTrayaLBTrayaL BucharestPosts: 595Member Uncommon
    Jeeez.... facemelting, but not in the way they mean it.

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  • CombspeCombspe Eugene, ORPosts: 100Member Uncommon
    What DaFaq  did I just watch? Thanks Sony, I just lost 30 seconds of my life.
  • besteverbestever prescott, AZPosts: 732Member
    It made me lol. Well back to playing DP
  • besteverbestever prescott, AZPosts: 732Member
    Originally posted by shava

    Sadly, this promo failed to do what it was supposed to -- which was to come off as ironic.

    OK guys, look, this is a game which is essentially Pokemon in drag, amiright?

    "gotta catch 'em all?"

    Except you ride them, and they're all Dragons, and yes, you keep them in a stable instead of a starship but actually, shhhh, they are your crew for all intents and purposes of crafting just like SWTOR.

    But yes, that was, in fact, a lot like a Pokemon era metal anime theme homage, the problem being half of you are too young to remember such things, the other half being... they did a really incompetent job (and wtf with the hashtags? was that an attempt to relate to the people too young to remember original Pokemon?).

    But anything that says that the lyrics were written by their marketing company?  actually states that?  Lame.

    They are so cool though, just ask them:

     

    http://www.ayzenberg.com/#/about/introduction/

     

    Obviously wild and crazy big hair metal kinds o' guyz.

    I know right, lets hate on runewaker for giving us more options then SWTOR the biggest wow clone ever made but in space.

  • BrizlynBrizlyn Ladera Ranch, CAPosts: 70Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Tokken

    Hated it. Cheesy as hell. Sadly, it promotes the game as a JOKE. 

    Guys - it's a video game.  Many of you act like every MMO created must be the image of perfection, that if any part of it deviates from purely serious lore, then it's a total failure.

    Have some fun.  I haven't played the game but found the video pretty entertaining.

    -Briz

  • MontaronxMontaronx SchiedamPosts: 260Member Uncommon
    Hilarious song and vid ... i loved it!!

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  • LoktofeitLoktofeit Stone Mountain, GAPosts: 13,676Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Dahkoht

    Queue the angst ridden , if it isn't angry GWAR , all black , and some lead singer trying to sound like a pissed off frog , it's not metal.

    Reminds me of the early Metallica and Megadeth "I only own black t-shirts" crowd in high school in the 80's arguing about who's more "metal".

    Hilarious.

    Discussing who's more metal and not once mentioning Slayer? *blocks Dahkoht*

     

    I kid! :)

     

    I get that they were trying to do something different and fun. I just don't get this whole #NOMETAL #SUPERMETAL campaign they are currently doing. I can't figure out what demographic they are trying to appeal to with that, and I'm sure that if they look at the stats for that video, most people stopped watching before anything significantly game-related appeared onscreen.

     

    There isn't a "right" or "wrong" way to play, if you want to use a screwdriver to put nails into wood, have at it, simply don't complain when the guy next to you with the hammer is doing it much better and easier. - Allein
    "Graphics are often supplied by Engines that (some) MMORPG's are built in" - Spuffyre

  • ironhelixironhelix fairfield, OHPosts: 448Member
    I don't know if I should applaud and give them all my money, or throw up all over myself and commit suicide. 
  • MMORPGtesterMMORPGtester Home, PAPosts: 76Member

    This has to be a joke, I had to look at the date to make sure it was not April 1st.

    Reminds me of GO GO POWER DRAGONS!,.. seriously cheesy.

  • bingbongbrosbingbongbros Vista, CAPosts: 650Member Uncommon

    You guys really need to pull the stick out of your asses and stop taking everything in life so seriously.

     

    It's a comedic trailer. Get over yourselves please.

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  • berlightberlight almadaPosts: 156Member

    Im sad to say the song is actually better than that copy paste GW2 pokemon style gamef...and the song is ridiculous enough.

    CHICKEN NOT METAL!!!! wtf? dudes...hilarious and ridiculous.

    my D... is super metal aswell.

     
     
     

    Beta tester maniac

  • ScalplessScalpless SnowballvillePosts: 1,396Member Uncommon
    If anything, this makes me less interested in DP and more interested in a Brütal Legend MMO.
  • MuppetierMuppetier SouthamptonPosts: 277Member
    Drums, guitars and chickens. Whats not to like.
  • IrachtusIrachtus VeendamPosts: 12Member Uncommon
    riiiiiight
  • spadge3k00spadge3k00 coventryPosts: 56Member
    i thort it was pretty funny lol
     +10 for effort
  • deviltheorydeviltheory no, OHPosts: 33Member
    Reminded me of the theme song from a 90s cartoon.
  • PhryPhry HampshirePosts: 6,296Member Uncommon
    Well the game itself might be rubbish but, it was a decent and fun video, made me laugh anyway image
  • BlitzwolfeBlitzwolfe Everett, WAPosts: 46Member Uncommon

    Well that's the best thing I've seen regarding Dragon Prophet yet.

     

    ROFL

  • WebzeroWebzero fayetteville, NCPosts: 33Member
    So glad i didn't spend money for this game.  Song reminds me of some Saturday morning cartoon poorly dubbed anime.
  • LoktofeitLoktofeit Stone Mountain, GAPosts: 13,676Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by MMORPGtester

    This has to be a joke, I had to look at the date to make sure it was not April 1st.

    Reminds me of GO GO POWER DRAGONS!,.. seriously cheesy.

    Yes, it's a joke. However it's a joke that's just really getting old. It's the latest thing with ad agencies now to do 'retro' 80's/90's stuff. The first few were cute, but after four or five of them, it's just not as novel anymore. 

    Expect more, though. There are enough idiots in this world that will pass these things around with their personal variant of "OMG guys, check this out. I dont know what even... this stuff is crazy!" that the video will be deemed a viral success and prompt the creation of more of this crap from "edgy" ad agencies. 

    There isn't a "right" or "wrong" way to play, if you want to use a screwdriver to put nails into wood, have at it, simply don't complain when the guy next to you with the hammer is doing it much better and easier. - Allein
    "Graphics are often supplied by Engines that (some) MMORPG's are built in" - Spuffyre

  • nuttobnuttob Plantation, FLPosts: 291Member
    THIS WAS THE GREATEST VIDEO I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER!!!!  DID YOU SEE HOW THAT CHICKEN WENT DOWN!!!!!!
  • George_LPGeorge_LP AthensPosts: 20Member
    nice video...isnt perfect but ok it made me to come back at game..anyway its free :D
  • BrynnBrynn Albuquerque, NMPosts: 345Member
    Cheeseball! LOL
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