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I don't know about you, but I prefer the Scarlet Blade ads over the Eden Eternal llama!

MindTriggerMindTrigger La Quinta, CAPosts: 2,596Member
That is one of the creepiest things I have ever seen on any site in my 21 years as an internet user.  I had no problem ignoring the Scarlet Blade ads, but this Eden Eternal ad shall haunt me until the end of days.  haha!

A sure sign that you are in an old, dying paradigm/mindset, is when you are scared of new ideas and new technology. Don't feel bad. The world is moving on without you, and you are welcome to yell "Get Off My Lawn!" all you want while it happens. You cannot, however, stop an idea whose time has come.

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  • apb2011apb2011 Quebec city, QCPosts: 153Member Common

    I was looking at the animal and i started to laugh uncontrollably. There is a plant growing out of its head. LMFAO

    WTF is that lol

  • chakalakachakalaka Missoula, MTPosts: 287Member Uncommon
    Oh man OP, laughing my ass off at that!! The Llama is just so funny!! Cheers    ;    }
  • winterwinter El Paso, TXPosts: 2,276Member Uncommon

     I don't often agree with mind trigger, but it is true theres some not right about a lama with clover growing out of its brains.

    Also with Scarlet blade at least the females are pictured as adults, the scantily clad little girlie in eden eternal looks pedo bait.

  • RohnRohn Saint Peters, MOPosts: 3,740Member Uncommon

    I have to agree.

    The llama-thing is creepy, and the little girl stuff is... disturbing.

    Hey, maybe they can bring back the old Evony ads???

    Hell hath no fury like an MMORPG player scorned.

  • apb2011apb2011 Quebec city, QCPosts: 153Member Common
    Oh shit I just realized there is a bird on top of her head. WTF man LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • BeansnBreadBeansnBread PshPosts: 5,495Member Uncommon
    The llama is amazing and makes me happy.
  • jesteralwaysjesteralways ChittagongPosts: 999Member Uncommon
    so mmorpg.com has started lolicon(fancy name for pedophilia) service. stepping up their game i guess. 

    i want an open world, no phasing, no instancing.i want meaningful owpvp.i want player driven economy.i want meaningful crafting.i want awesome exploration, a sense of thrill.i want ow housing with a meaningful effect on my entire gameplay experience, not just some instanced crap.i want all of these free of cost, i don't wanna pay you a cent, game devs can eat grass and continue developing game for me.
    Seems like that is the current consensus of western mmo players.

  • clumsytoes44clumsytoes44 portland, ORPosts: 463Member
    LMAO it's aeria, I'm wondering if they are doing a study on what us mmo player's find truly disturbing. But back on topic that llama is creepy!
  • ichihaifuichihaifu nullPosts: 259Member Uncommon

    I find the llama hilarious.

    However this ad was clearly designed for smaller resolutions than 1080p which is what I find annoying. (atleast do your ads properly goddamit aeria)

  • sumdumguy1sumdumguy1 avondale, AZPosts: 962Member Uncommon
    I am looking for a way to disagree and cause a ruckus since that is what we do I here, but I am finding your position logical.
  • MindTriggerMindTrigger La Quinta, CAPosts: 2,596Member
    Originally posted by ichihaifu

    I find the llama hilarious.

    However this ad was clearly designed for smaller resolutions than 1080p which is what I find annoying. (atleast do your ads properly goddamit aeria)

    Out of morbid curiosity, I clicked through to see the site.  Looks like all they did was take a screenshot of the homepage and  adjust it a little for use as an ad.  However, the llama is even more terrifying there because it has one of those goddamn birds on its back too!  Nooooo!

    A sure sign that you are in an old, dying paradigm/mindset, is when you are scared of new ideas and new technology. Don't feel bad. The world is moving on without you, and you are welcome to yell "Get Off My Lawn!" all you want while it happens. You cannot, however, stop an idea whose time has come.

  • PurutzilPurutzil East Stroudsburg, PAPosts: 2,923Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by jesteralways
    so mmorpg.com has started lolicon(fancy name for pedophilia) service. stepping up their game i guess. 

    Yeah, cause totally, girls don't wear one piece swim suits ever when they go swimming, they wear only scooba gear. Though really considering the art style (and from what the game is) it can easily just be the art style in which the girl is actually older then her look shows. That being said, either way if a one piece swim suit with no teasing at all is exposing to you, you might want to avoid going outdoors ever again cause your going to think society has erupted into chaos.

     

    Just know, that creepy Llama is looking right into your soul for having those unprovoked thoughts.

  • GruntyGrunty Fort Worth, TXPosts: 7,029Member Uncommon
    The next thing that happens y'all will be complaining about bacon. People are weird.
  • clumsytoes44clumsytoes44 portland, ORPosts: 463Member
    I like beef bacon over pork bacon!
  • MindTriggerMindTrigger La Quinta, CAPosts: 2,596Member
    Originally posted by Grunty
    The next thing that happens y'all will be complaining about bacon. People are weird.

    Creepy LLAMA BACON?  NOOOOooOooOooooooo!

    A sure sign that you are in an old, dying paradigm/mindset, is when you are scared of new ideas and new technology. Don't feel bad. The world is moving on without you, and you are welcome to yell "Get Off My Lawn!" all you want while it happens. You cannot, however, stop an idea whose time has come.

  • DamonVileDamonVile Vancouver, BCPosts: 4,818Member
    You know what's really disturbing... you people that see a picture of a little girl and immediately think sex/pedophile.  When I look at those Ads I think it's a game my nephew/niece might want to play......
  • MindTriggerMindTrigger La Quinta, CAPosts: 2,596Member
    Originally posted by DamonVile
    You know what's really disturbing... you people that see a picture of a little girl and immediately think sex/pedophile.  When I look at those Ads I think it's a game my nephew/niece might want to play......

    I posted about the llama and couldn't care less about the "girl", as did most of the people here.  The whole thread was made in good humor, not as a complaint. I never complained about the Scarlet Blade ads because they didn't bother me. Those who see sexual content everywhere they go should realize that their thoughts may be the problem they should be questioning.

    A sure sign that you are in an old, dying paradigm/mindset, is when you are scared of new ideas and new technology. Don't feel bad. The world is moving on without you, and you are welcome to yell "Get Off My Lawn!" all you want while it happens. You cannot, however, stop an idea whose time has come.

  • BlueTiger33BlueTiger33 La Crosse, WIPosts: 158Member
    That creepy sheep thing really creeps me out.

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  • Panther2103Panther2103 Edmonds, WAPosts: 2,353Member Uncommon
    I think the Llama is pretty funny actually. I like a majority of the ads on this site, except the little ones, those usually are just for horrid facebook type games.
  • MindTriggerMindTrigger La Quinta, CAPosts: 2,596Member
    Oh no... what if it is really an ALPACA??  NOoooooOOoOOoOoo!

    A sure sign that you are in an old, dying paradigm/mindset, is when you are scared of new ideas and new technology. Don't feel bad. The world is moving on without you, and you are welcome to yell "Get Off My Lawn!" all you want while it happens. You cannot, however, stop an idea whose time has come.

  • orionblackorionblack Wichita Falls, TXPosts: 474Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by colddog04
    The llama is amazing and makes me happy.

    Says the man with a brony avatar...>.>

     

  • killion81killion81 A City, MIPosts: 985Member Uncommon
    Just add your own filter to Adblock Plus in the options.  The filter that will block the current background image is "http://images.mmorpg.com/images/EE_mmorpg_skin*.jpg".
  • DrakynnDrakynn The Pas, MBPosts: 2,030Member
    That llama is definitely up to something look at that nonchalant look on it's face whilst the eyes say it knows something,something dark...something terrible and soon so will YOU!!!!
  • VrikaVrika FinlandPosts: 2,576Member Uncommon

    So did I understand correctly: If the game contains porno and bloody violence it's okay. But if it has cute fluffy animals, children, and fun-looking fantasy world it's somehow harmful to adults?

  • GruntyGrunty Fort Worth, TXPosts: 7,029Member Uncommon

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/i-am-the-greatest-thing-of-all-time-says-bacon-2013030761993

    BACON has asserted that it is the greatest and all other food is its bitch. As researchers linked bacon to a number of health problems including heart disease, bacon announced that it didn’t give a fuck.

    Other foods cleared a respectful path as bacon slid out of the fridge to deliver its confident statement. Bacon said: “Out of my way bitches, bacon’s coming through. It continued: “You think you can replace bacon with chicken, fish or lentils. You cannot. “You think a longer, healthier life without bacon is worth living. It is not.

    “I am bacon. Smell bacon. Nothing else in the universe smells like that, you firstborn child’s head smells like shit by comparison.

    “I’m incredible and I don’t even have to try. “You go ahead and talk your talk, but you know, and I know, what’s going in the frying pan tomorrow.

    “Here’s a clue – it’s not chicken. “Bacon has spoken. You may go now.”

    Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Bacon is full of itself, but when you look at its track record you have to admit such arrogance is well-founded.”

     

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