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So I was at a local carnival when I walked by a dunk tank with a carney/clown in it yelling at everyone while wearing a George Bush mask (he had a line out the tent)! Suddenly I knew exactly how to get CU to fund!
Idea 1: The Big Dunk (Turn Haters into Payers), MJ must allow himself to get dunked into a tank of ooze if CU funds! This is the perfect way for all the haters, spammers, trolls, and flamers to get back at him for apparently savaging their lives and memories via CU's downfall and WAR.
As I kept walking though the carnival I came to a temporary tattoo shop on wheels...
Idea 2: If CU funds MJ will get a CU tree logo tattoo AND as part of the BSC package, you have the option for MJ to pay for your matching CU tattoo!
The last tent I walked through featured none other than mud wrasslin. Is anyone else better adept at being involved with MUD than MJ the maker of some of the best MUDs of all time?
Idea 3: If CU funds MJ must wrassle in MUD against former WCW and WWF women's champion and current monster truck diver Madusa.
Idea 4: Bieber Fever: This has nothing to do with carnivals, but I noticed Justin Bieber is popular among the kids (aka untapped potential MMO fans) So MJ adds a Bieber package featuring a Bieber T-shirt AND a special "I Heart Bieber" in game title. BAM Marketing like a boss!
Modern, fresh, historic, genius, insane, contemporary, yes, yes, and more yes, my ideas are all of those things! Utilizing the above, how can CU not fund?