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  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon
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  • GruntyGrunty TexasPosts: 7,930Member Rare
    She was grimacing. "That does sound like what America's has been trying to do for the last century or two--get rich faster than the parasites could steal it."   The Free Lunch by Spider Robinson
  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon
  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon

    Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question has never worked in customer service.

    I'm convinced that in a past life I was somebody named Occupant, and they're still forwarding my mail.

    Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.

    The first line of the notice said, "Please Take Notice." ... So the guy standing next to me took it.

    Nobody is perfect, until you fall in love with them.

    I'm not retired, I'm on Eternity leave.

    A careful driver looks both ways before cruising through a stop sign.

    A century ago, America was known as the melting pot. Today, it is more like a pressure cooker.

    A fish is an underwater creature that grows fastest between the time it is caught and the time the fisherman describes it to his friends.

    I eat from the three major food groups: McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut.

  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon
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  • neveserneveser High RIdge, MOPosts: 21Member Uncommon
  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon

    i am not sure if it is not more to cry than to laugh to, but ....

  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon

    Q: What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

    A: Someone who stays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon
  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon
  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon
  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon
  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon
  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon
  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon
  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon
  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon
  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon
  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon
  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon
  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon

    hehehe :) 100 points for this :)

  • BenediktBenedikt PraguePosts: 1,406Member Uncommon

    and one current one :)

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