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The Creepiest thing you have done in a MMORPG.

TimothyTierlessTimothyTierless ColumnistM, ORPosts: 2,163Member Uncommon

I am proud to say that I made a fine wage decorating houses for others in SWG, and I'm also proud to say I ran a guild that did all kinds of stuff including having it's own player city. I was a warrior by day, and decorator by night, again no shame in that and it was well known, I was the go to guy for leading your raid, then decorating your house with the loot, I even ran an art museum and tailor shop of my own...

So your probably thinking, ok guy with unpronounceable name, what is creepy about that? Well nothing, I haven't gotten to that part yet because, well, it's so creepy I just don't know if I can...ok, for all of you, I will let you into the mind of the man decorating your walls.

While I ran my guild as an upstanding and fair leader, I also spent lots of time networking while layout out homes for people. They knew me, seemed to like me, and obviously trusted me with their prized possessions. What they did not know about, what no one knew about, was what I did when I wasn't leading or decorating. I had a cabin, I called it my "Tusken Retreat" and placed it as near Fort Tusken as I could. Every, and I mean just about every free minute I had I was in that fort murdering like Anakin after you slapped his mama. I was obsessed, and I mean obsessed with all things Tusken, especially the helmts or "heads" as I called them. I would kill for hours, then return to my "Retreat" where I would line the walls with the Tusken loot. I had Bantha heads, tusken drums, and most of all, I had the heads, all delicately placed just above torches so they eternally burned in the flames. They lined my walls. The only furniture I had in the place was a single Emperror esque throne in the center of the large main room where I would sit, smile, zoom back to take in the view of my character surrounded by the heads of his enemies, admire, then log out. It was bliss.

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  • CalmOceansCalmOceans BergenPosts: 2,273Member

    That is creepy, you sound like one of those tribes collecting heads of their victims!

    I never really did anything really creepy.

     

    The "worst" thing I did was probably train mobs onto raids to safeguard our kill until our raid arrived, I used a rogue for this and trained M'sha in Qvic in Everquest onto people.

    Since I was a rogue and knew my way around the expansion really well, they never figured out it was me doing it, they kept blaming people in their own guild.

    I made sure I picked moments where there were many mobs around so they were confused about what caused the aggro. I made sure I was always sneaking and I zoned out after the train started wiping out their raid to make sure no one could do a zone check to see it was me doing it.

     

    I actually had a friend in that competing guild, and since he was a rogue too he suspected me and he jokingly said if I had anything to do with it and I never told him but just sent him a "maybe" and he smirked.

    It was easy to tell they didn't realise it was an outsider doing it, since that guild often used /ooc, I don't really know why buy they often talked outside of raid chat, and I could tell they blamed people in their own guild.

    These were big raids btw, I wasn't killing a few people, I was killing 60+ people and I succeeded in this mutliple times. A rogue is a thief, someone who deceives and lies, I felt no remorse since it seemed right for a rogue to do this. I never considered this griefing, it was done on a PVE server and we were rival guilds, I would never train a person who is just having fun playing the game, I hate griefers, but this was different, it was PVE competition for raid targets and both guilds used anything they could to get the kills.

  • XirikXirik Yorkton, SKPosts: 1,699Member

    I looked under a gnomes skirt in WoW...

     

    I still feel like a criminal..

    "You have some serious mental issues you may need to seek some help for. There are others who post things, but do not post them in the way you do. Out of every person who posts crazy shit in this forum, you have some of the craziest and scariest" -FarReach

  • Trudge34Trudge34 Stevens Point, WIPosts: 392Member Uncommon
    I never really did anything real creepy. I guess one guy thought I was though. I chased a bard around Kelethin inspecting him. He took offense to it and didn't like it. Chased him around for a good 10-15 minutes before he finally lost me. I gave up, went on my way and probably a half hour later I found him again and Orc lift and inspected him one last time.

    Played: EQ1 (10 Years), Guild Wars, Rift, TERA
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  • CalmOceansCalmOceans BergenPosts: 2,273Member
    Originally posted by Xirik

    I looked under a gnomes skirt in WoW...

     

    I still feel like a criminal..

    you need help!

    reject your fetish for gnomes, don't embrace it, it's just not right

  • DauzqulDauzqul Detroit, MIPosts: 1,398Member Uncommon

    I pretended to be a girl.

    In SWG, I was "Exotic Dancing" with my dancer (profession towards Jedi), and some guy told me that he would give me the best money-making exploit if I danced on his lap...at his place.

    I did.

  • Matticus75Matticus75 Posts: 396Member Uncommon

    In UO, I would approach someone ask tell them i need to talk to them in private, so follow me

     

    I would go in a building upstairs, invite the person into a room, shut the door, and take my pants off and tell them how big my **** are and say "that freaking amazing isnt it"

    When they would open the door to leave I would shut the door back and would not let them out of the room.......until they agreed with me or pay me gold......

  • TimothyTierlessTimothyTierless Columnist M, ORPosts: 2,163Member Uncommon


    Originally posted by Sijjistoryus
    I pretended to be a girl.In SWG, I was "Exotic Dancing" with my dancer (profession towards Jedi), and some guy told me that he would give me the best money-making exploit if I danced on his lap...at his place.I did.

    lol nice one, I can tell you I had a fried in SWG, I guess this is his confession, he would pretend to be a woman dancer to make money for his combat main. I still remember the day I was like" how the heck did you make so much cash" and he is like "well, all you have to do is call male characters hun and talk about girl stuff and they tip you huge". I was disturbed but I think that happened a lot in SWG.

  • MolotovsMolotovs Cottonwood, CAPosts: 10Member
    Logged into Moonguard server in WoW. regret even clicking on it. So many weirdos on there.
  • mmoguy43mmoguy43 , CAPosts: 2,439Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Matticus75

    In UO, I would approach someone ask tell them i need to talk to them in private, so follow me

     

    I would go in a building upstairs, invite the person into a room, shut the door, and take my pants off and tell them how big my **** are and say "that freaking amazing isnt it"

    When they would open the door to leave I would shut the door back and would not let them out of the room.......until they agreed with me or pay me gold......

    Back when it was a myth that girls played games it wasn't unheard of, not just in swg, that guys would do this for extra money. The creepy part is how far they go and if they ever admit who they really are. Actually, the best time for the big "surprise" is when they stop giving you gifts.

  • bingbongbrosbingbongbros Vista, CAPosts: 650Member Uncommon
    The creepiest thing I ever did in an MMO was take screenshots of the butts of female toons in EQ1 lmao. I was definitely creepin around Norrath.

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  • CalmOceansCalmOceans BergenPosts: 2,273Member
    Originally posted by bingbongbros
    The creepiest thing I ever did in an MMO was take screenshots of the butts of female toons in EQ1 lmao. I was definitely creepin around Norrath.

    ...............

    you easily win this whole thread

  • bingbongbrosbingbongbros Vista, CAPosts: 650Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by CalmOceans
    Originally posted by bingbongbros
    The creepiest thing I ever did in an MMO was take screenshots of the butts of female toons in EQ1 lmao. I was definitely creepin around Norrath.

    ...............

    you easily win this whole thread

    YES!!! what do i win?

    Playing: Smite, Marvel Heroes
    Played: Nexus:Kingdom of the Winds, Everquest, DAoC, Everquest 2, WoW, Matrix Online, Vangaurd, SWG, DDO, EVE, Fallen Earth, LoTRo, CoX, Champions Online, WAR, Darkfall, Mortal Online, Guild Wars, Rift, Tera, Aion, AoC, Gods and Heroes, DCUO, FF14, TSW, SWTOR, GW2, Wildstar, ESO, ArcheAge
    Waiting On: Nothing. Mmorpg's are dead.

  • ToxiaToxia Lake Charles, LAPosts: 1,319Member Uncommon
    When TERA was first announced on mmorpg.com i click on a thread, and was sent to the end of page 2 or whatever. I could see the bottom half of an elin picture and was like "DAMN THEM SOME SEXY HIPS...." then i scrolled up. I felt pretty bad after that.

    The Deep Web is sca-ry.

  • WillyMMORPGWillyMMORPG Texarkana, TXPosts: 78Member

    The EQ1 guild I was an officer in had some rather strange people (also officers). Two in particular were west coast time zone players when the majority of other people were east coast time zoners. These two people, one was a guy the other was the wife of the founding member of our guild, who was a Marine and didn't have much time to play.

     

    One night, real late, when these two were the only people from the guild on (I was on an unguilded alt and had a macro to check for my guild, so I knew they were the only ones on at the time), I swapped over to my officer character to see if they wanted to get a group going for the typical, mindless EQ1 grind-a-thon. Well, what I saw in /officer chat was a very spirited cyber session and not very much shocks me, but that actually did.

     

    After a few minutes of witnessing this "spirited" session transpire in /officer, I couldn't resist typing "HOLY CRAP! Screenshot! This is going on the guild web site!!!" The Marine's wife seemed a _bit_ embarrassed but the guy seemed proud of the incident. I never did post the screenshot, but I did take one. You never know who you might need to blackmail later on down the line....

     

  • ToxiaToxia Lake Charles, LAPosts: 1,319Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by WillyMMORPG

    The EQ1 guild I was an officer in had some rather strange people (also officers). Two in particular were west coast time zone players when the majority of other people were east coast time zoners. These two people, one was a guy the other was the wife of the founding member of our guild, who was a Marine and didn't have much time to play.

     

    One night, real late, when these two were the only people from the guild on (I was on an unguilded alt and had a macro to check for my guild, so I knew they were the only ones on at the time), I swapped over to my officer character to see if they wanted to get a group going for the typical, mindless EQ1 grind-a-thon. Well, what I saw in /officer chat was a very spirited cyber session and not very much shocks me, but that actually did.

     

    After a few minutes of witnessing this "spirited" session transpire in /officer, I couldn't resist typing "HOLY CRAP! Screenshot! This is going on the guild web site!!!" The Marine's wife seemed a _bit_ embarrassed but the guy seemed proud of the incident. I never did post the screenshot, but I did take one. You never know who you might need to blackmail later on down the line....

     

    Social ettiquette dictates you must post said convo. We both know you still have it.

    The Deep Web is sca-ry.

  • DistopiaDistopia Baltimore, MDPosts: 16,899Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Xobdnas

     


    Originally posted by Sijjistoryus
    I pretended to be a girl.

     

    In SWG, I was "Exotic Dancing" with my dancer (profession towards Jedi), and some guy told me that he would give me the best money-making exploit if I danced on his lap...at his place.

    I did.


     

    lol nice one, I can tell you I had a fried in SWG, I guess this is his confession, he would pretend to be a woman dancer to make money for his combat main. I still remember the day I was like" how the heck did you make so much cash" and he is like "well, all you have to do is call male characters hun and talk about girl stuff and they tip you huge". I was disturbed but I think that happened a lot in SWG.

    I knew a few people that did that in SWG, it most certainly worked lmao.

    For me it would have to be leading some person to believe I was a jedi, and would take him as my apprentice (was rather weird TBH). He followed me everywhere for quite a while and gave me his loot and credits regularly. (I was a fencer doc) and won a lot of duels, that's why he thought I was a jedi heh. man was he pissed that i wasn't, got hate mail for a few weeks after he found out. TBH I'm not sure who was the creep him or me.

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  • VarthanderVarthander BarcelonaPosts: 471Member
    may sound weird, but i cant stand the fact of killing animals ( rabits, birds, etc.. ) its just i feel like i did in real life or something, just cant stand any kind of animal abuse, even the virtual ones.

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  • WillyMMORPGWillyMMORPG Texarkana, TXPosts: 78Member
    Originally posted by Toxia
    When TERA was first announced on mmorpg.com i click on a thread, and was sent to the end of page 2 or whatever. I could see the bottom half of an elin picture and was like "DAMN THEM SOME SEXY HIPS...." then i scrolled up. I felt pretty bad after that.

     

    I figured a post that started "When TERA..." would have something to do with one of those creepy little girl race with bunny ears and a fox tail. That race used to creep me out, it was like "Toddler's and Tiara's - the MMO".

     

    I didn't play the game long enough to do this, but a funny (and creepy) joke you could do -- create a bunny ear girl character and make a /emote /macro /say for when some perv hit on you you could click it "Hi, I'm Chris Hanson and this is Dateline. Wanna have a seat over there?"

     

  • WillyMMORPGWillyMMORPG Texarkana, TXPosts: 78Member
    Originally posted by Toxia
    Originally posted by WillyMMORPG

    The EQ1 guild I was an officer in had some rather strange people (also officers). Two in particular were west coast time zone players when the majority of other people were east coast time zoners. These two people, one was a guy the other was the wife of the founding member of our guild, who was a Marine and didn't have much time to play.

     

    One night, real late, when these two were the only people from the guild on (I was on an unguilded alt and had a macro to check for my guild, so I knew they were the only ones on at the time), I swapped over to my officer character to see if they wanted to get a group going for the typical, mindless EQ1 grind-a-thon. Well, what I saw in /officer chat was a very spirited cyber session and not very much shocks me, but that actually did.

     

    After a few minutes of witnessing this "spirited" session transpire in /officer, I couldn't resist typing "HOLY CRAP! Screenshot! This is going on the guild web site!!!" The Marine's wife seemed a _bit_ embarrassed but the guy seemed proud of the incident. I never did post the screenshot, but I did take one. You never know who you might need to blackmail later on down the line....

     

    Social ettiquette dictates you must post said convo. We both know you still have it.

     

    The dude was in the middle of telling the Marine's wife he wanted to suck her toes. That's about all I can recount here without breaking some sort of law.

     

     

  • AutemOxAutemOx Fullerton, CAPosts: 1,704Member
    Originally posted by Xobdnas

    Originally posted by Sijjistoryus
    I pretended to be a girl.

    In SWG, I was "Exotic Dancing" with my dancer (profession towards Jedi), and some guy told me that he would give me the best money-making exploit if I danced on his lap...at his place.

    I did.


    lol nice one, I can tell you I had a fried in SWG, I guess this is his confession, he would pretend to be a woman dancer to make money for his combat main. I still remember the day I was like" how the heck did you make so much cash" and he is like "well, all you have to do is call male characters hun and talk about girl stuff and they tip you huge". I was disturbed but I think that happened a lot in SWG.

    Everyone wanted to give the female characters free stuff in SWG.  I got my fair share as well. :D  

    TMI:  There was one guy in particular who was especially nice to me and I am pretty sure he thought I was a girl.  I cant remember if I lied to him or not, but it ended in me seeing him naked.  Literally...  Because there was this glitch in SWG where characters clothes come off completely, he did not even realize it, but he was walking around nude.  No underwear even.  It was especially funny because his character was extremely fat.  I should have taken screenshots.. Oh well.  Oh and he had no junk, it was all just flesh colored nothingness -down there-.

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  • ShrillyShrilly Citra, FLPosts: 376Member Common
    Originally posted by wormywyrm
    Originally posted by Xobdnas

    Originally posted by Sijjistoryus
    I pretended to be a girl.

    In SWG, I was "Exotic Dancing" with my dancer (profession towards Jedi), and some guy told me that he would give me the best money-making exploit if I danced on his lap...at his place.

    I did.


    lol nice one, I can tell you I had a fried in SWG, I guess this is his confession, he would pretend to be a woman dancer to make money for his combat main. I still remember the day I was like" how the heck did you make so much cash" and he is like "well, all you have to do is call male characters hun and talk about girl stuff and they tip you huge". I was disturbed but I think that happened a lot in SWG.

    Everyone wanted to give the female characters free stuff in SWG.  I got my fair share as well. :D  

    TMI:  There was one guy in particular who was especially nice to me and I am pretty sure he thought I was a girl.  I cant remember if I lied to him or not, but it ended in me seeing him naked.  Literally...  Because there was this glitch in SWG where characters clothes come off completely, he did not even realize it, but he was walking around nude.  No underwear even.  It was especially funny because his character was extremely fat.  I should have taken screenshots.. Oh well.  Oh and he had no junk, it was all just flesh colored nothingness -down there-.

    They had the same glitch with some clothes for GW2

  • allendale5allendale5 kansas city, MOPosts: 124Member
    Originally posted by Xobdnas

    I am proud to say that I made a fine wage decorating houses for others in SWG, and I'm also proud to say I ran a guild that did all kinds of stuff including having it's own player city. I was a warrior by day, and decorator by night, again no shame in that and it was well known, I was the go to guy for leading your raid, then decorating your house with the loot, I even ran an art museum and tailor shop of my own...

    So your probably thinking, ok guy with unpronounceable name, what is creepy about that? Well nothing, I haven't gotten to that part yet because, well, it's so creepy I just don't know if I can...ok, for all of you, I will let you into the mind of the man decorating your walls.

    While I ran my guild as an upstanding and fair leader, I also spent lots of time networking while layout out homes for people. They knew me, seemed to like me, and obviously trusted me with their prized possessions. What they did not know about, what no one knew about, was what I did when I wasn't leading or decorating. I had a cabin, I called it my "Tusken Retreat" and placed it as near Fort Tusken as I could. Every, and I mean just about every free minute I had I was in that fort murdering like Anakin after you slapped his mama. I was obsessed, and I mean obsessed with all things Tusken, especially the helmts or "heads" as I called them. I would kill for hours, then return to my "Retreat" where I would line the walls with the Tusken loot. I had Bantha heads, tusken drums, and most of all, I had the heads, all delicately placed just above torches so they eternally burned in the flames. They lined my walls. The only furniture I had in the place was a single Emperror esque throne in the center of the large main room where I would sit, smile, zoom back to take in the view of my character surrounded by the heads of his enemies, admire, then log out. It was bliss.

    Grandma, I thought I told you to stay off of the upstairs computer.

  • ShakyMoShakyMo BradfordPosts: 7,207Member
    Pretended to be a girl
    Got a bunch of freebies from white knights
    /tell sausage suprise
  • KrematoryKrematory TVNPosts: 542Member Uncommon
    I collect enemy corpses in EVE

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  • AkulasAkulas GoldcoastPosts: 1,615Member Uncommon
    I was in WoW sitting in the bushes watching this female gnome dance. I felt like a pedo so continued on.

    This isn't a signature, you just think it is.

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