Apart from the OP spending way too much time trying to convince everyone ( and himself ) how manly he is, because of all the manly things he owns ( lol ), it is not a bad WoW fan fiction attempt really.
A creative person is motivated by the desire to achieve, not the desire to beat others.
I took my son to Gamestop today to get him a new WiiU controller.
I dont like the WiiU but he needed a extra controller.
While I was their my 7 yearold was looking at a Pandaria strat guide. This guy probably around 20-25 (Ill know soon enough when I go to court) comes up to us and says "Hey bra? People still play Wow?" I said "Yea brazier , alot of people do".
For the next few minutes I can see and hear him and his friends laughing at me and my son. So I did what any real man would do, I approached them.
I told them I drive a truck , I eat beer batterd fish , I hunt , I own two trucks , I call my wife my old lady , and I have a pair of brass knuckles in my glove compartment and if you bra's want to follow me outside we can settle this.
They laughed and walked away.
We bought the WiiU controller and the game stop worker told me these guys heckle customers alot about the games they play , he thanked me for standing up to them and said we need more real men in this world like me.
As we were walking to my ford F150 truck with Ipod 5 mount installed I noticed the three youths were following us.
I turned around and yelled "Bring it braziers!" one of the bra's charged at me , I told my son to get in the F150.
I grabbed my brass knuckles and proceeded to give him a beatdown with my brawney arms ,there were skittles flying everywere as i reigned down heavy blows on his skull. The rest of his friends went running away.
I stopped beating him for a second and told him he had a choice , he could apologize for spamming nonsence in online games or he could die.
He apologized and I was later arrested.
Sometimes in life you have to stand up for yourself and fellow gamers. Sometimes you have to tolerate immature kids in games , some like to talk about Roseanne Arnolds ass , some want all your stuff and some ninja your loot. But sometimes you find that person in a store or a mall and then its go time.
Thats my cool story bra.
OP,
Let me premise my advice by saying that, from your story, these assholes certainly needed a reality check.
With that said, If your story is true you need to immediatly remove this post. Although three men were coming at you this post does not demonstate you feared for your safety or the safety of your child. It also shows that the three aggressors posessed no weapons, and by your admission, you used a weapon. You also began to use deadly force by delivering "[...]heavy blows to his skull." Without going into the nitty gritty of law enforcement and legal politics, you are going to lose and lose bad if their lawyer finds this.
... and then you quote his entire post. And then I quote both. He's screwed
P.S.: unlike a worrying number of people here, I actually realize that story isn't true What is wrong with you guys, seriously.
2. a metal container of burning coals or something, often used for barbecues apparently.... either that or a really bad spelling of brassiere which.. isan item of clothing usually worn by a woman.. i say usually.. outside of drag queens and people with unusual interests..
A brassiere is any bra. Any. It's a play on the term "bra" that "youth" used in the story. It's actually pretty clever.
i would have beat them in the moment they laughted on my children, regardless the place, but fortunately you made it after, Good job. this kind of people need some of that from to time to time to start cultivating a more relaxed attitude.
I loved it, putting my request in now for the next installment to be about how he beat up some GW2 bra's while spending time inside for putting down the last...erm hater.
I took my son to Gamestop today to get him a new WiiU controller.
I dont like the WiiU but he needed a extra controller.
While I was their my 7 yearold was looking at a Pandaria strat guide. This guy probably around 20-25 (Ill know soon enough when I go to court) comes up to us and says "Hey bra? People still play Wow?" I said "Yea brazier , alot of people do".
For the next few minutes I can see and hear him and his friends laughing at me and my son. So I did what any real man would do, I approached them.
I told them I drive a truck , I eat beer batterd fish , I hunt , I own two trucks , I call my wife my old lady , and I have a pair of brass knuckles in my glove compartment and if you bra's want to follow me outside we can settle this.
They laughed and walked away.
We bought the WiiU controller and the game stop worker told me these guys heckle customers alot about the games they play , he thanked me for standing up to them and said we need more real men in this world like me.
As we were walking to my ford F150 truck with Ipod 5 mount installed I noticed the three youths were following us.
I turned around and yelled "Bring it braziers!" one of the bra's charged at me , I told my son to get in the F150.
I grabbed my brass knuckles and proceeded to give him a beatdown with my brawney arms ,there were skittles flying everywere as i reigned down heavy blows on his skull. The rest of his friends went running away.
I stopped beating him for a second and told him he had a choice , he could apologize for spamming nonsence in online games or he could die.
He apologized and I was later arrested.
Sometimes in life you have to stand up for yourself and fellow gamers. Sometimes you have to tolerate immature kids in games , some like to talk about Roseanne Arnolds ass , some want all your stuff and some ninja your loot. But sometimes you find that person in a store or a mall and then its go time.
Thats my cool story bra.
you sir r a real man! Good for you to stand up agians these punks that infest our world. I too have a son and if i seen/heard anyone making fun of him or anything they would get a baseball bat to the head. When anythign taht involves my son i dont give 2 shits what happens to me as long as i can punish thouse who try to hurt him.
I do believe I've encountered some drunks with massive beer muscles have a more realistic view of things than some posters on these boards.
1. For god's sake mmo gamers, enough with the analogies. They're unnecessary and your comparisons are terrible, dissimilar, and illogical.
2. To posters feeling the need to state how f2p really isn't f2p: Players understand the concept. You aren't privy to some secret the rest are missing. You're embarrassing yourself.
3. Yes, Cpt. Obvious, we're not industry experts. Now run along and let the big people use the forums for their purpose.
I am pretty sure now that sarcasm and satire is something completely lost on majority of mmorpg.com users.
*shakes head*.
"The problem is that the hardcore folks always want the same thing: 'We want exactly what you gave us before, but it has to be completely different.' -Jesse Schell
"Online gamers are the most ludicrously entitled beings since Caligula made his horse a senator, and at least the horse never said anything stupid." -Luke McKinney
I took my son to Gamestop today to get him a new WiiU controller.
I dont like the WiiU but he needed a extra controller.
While I was their my 7 yearold was looking at a Pandaria strat guide. This guy probably around 20-25 (Ill know soon enough when I go to court) comes up to us and says "Hey bra? People still play Wow?" I said "Yea brazier , alot of people do".
For the next few minutes I can see and hear him and his friends laughing at me and my son. So I did what any real man would do, I approached them.
I told them I drive a truck , I eat beer batterd fish , I hunt , I own two trucks , I call my wife my old lady , and I have a pair of brass knuckles in my glove compartment and if you bra's want to follow me outside we can settle this.
They laughed and walked away.
We bought the WiiU controller and the game stop worker told me these guys heckle customers alot about the games they play , he thanked me for standing up to them and said we need more real men in this world like me.
As we were walking to my ford F150 truck with Ipod 5 mount installed I noticed the three youths were following us.
I turned around and yelled "Bring it braziers!" one of the bra's charged at me , I told my son to get in the F150.
I grabbed my brass knuckles and proceeded to give him a beatdown with my brawney arms ,there were skittles flying everywere as i reigned down heavy blows on his skull. The rest of his friends went running away.
I stopped beating him for a second and told him he had a choice , he could apologize for spamming nonsence in online games or he could die.
He apologized and I was later arrested.
Sometimes in life you have to stand up for yourself and fellow gamers. Sometimes you have to tolerate immature kids in games , some like to talk about Roseanne Arnolds ass , some want all your stuff and some ninja your loot. But sometimes you find that person in a store or a mall and then its go time.
Thats my cool story bra.
"I eat fish and drive a truck! Time to beat you up over an outdated game!"
I am pretty sure now that sarcasm and satire is something completely lost on majority of mmorpg.com users.
*shakes head*.
Doubtful
I think most just think it is remarkably unfunny and simply lame.
1. For god's sake mmo gamers, enough with the analogies. They're unnecessary and your comparisons are terrible, dissimilar, and illogical.
2. To posters feeling the need to state how f2p really isn't f2p: Players understand the concept. You aren't privy to some secret the rest are missing. You're embarrassing yourself.
3. Yes, Cpt. Obvious, we're not industry experts. Now run along and let the big people use the forums for their purpose.
I am pretty sure now that sarcasm and satire is something completely lost on majority of mmorpg.com users.
*shakes head*.
Doubtful
I think most just think it is remarkably unfunny and simply lame.
It is lame if you are unable to see that he is making fun of stereotypes that are often attached to those who play video games. As well as concept of online bullying and in game threats that sometime extend to real life.
However, if you read 8 pages you would realise that majority is caling OP's story as 'bullshit' and 'unbelievable' ..rofl!!
"The problem is that the hardcore folks always want the same thing: 'We want exactly what you gave us before, but it has to be completely different.' -Jesse Schell
"Online gamers are the most ludicrously entitled beings since Caligula made his horse a senator, and at least the horse never said anything stupid." -Luke McKinney
I am pretty sure now that sarcasm and satire is something completely lost on majority of mmorpg.com users.
*shakes head*.
Doubtful
I think most just think it is remarkably unfunny and simply lame.
It is lame if you are unable to see that he is making fun of stereotypes that are often attached to those who play video games. As well as concept of online bullying and in game threats that sometime extend to real life.
However, if you read 8 pages you would realise that majority is caling OP's story as 'bullshit' and 'unbelievable' ..rofl!!
Man, I think you are overstimating OP intentions
Its like looking at a 4 chan post and trying to see implicit critic
"It has potential" -Second most used phrase on existence "It sucks" -Most used phrase on existence
Does anyone still shop at GameStop? Through my life it was consistently the absolute WORST company to do business with. I REFUSE to go to another one or order online from them. They single handedly made me favor STEAM and direct purchase from game official sites. I could write a ton of bad on this bunch from in store to online dealings. If nothing else, bless Gabe Newell for ensuring I never have to visit another GameStop...
It is lame if you are unable to see that he is making fun of stereotypes that are often attached to those who play video games. As well as concept of online bullying and in game threats that sometime extend to real life.
It is fairly obvious for anyone to see that was his intent. Where it becomes lame is that it simply isn't funny and others in the past have done a much smarter and more satirical twist on the subject matter. Without being so transparent on the subject matter.
...and I'm with dinams. I think you're giving the OP more credit on his implication than was meant.
1. For god's sake mmo gamers, enough with the analogies. They're unnecessary and your comparisons are terrible, dissimilar, and illogical.
2. To posters feeling the need to state how f2p really isn't f2p: Players understand the concept. You aren't privy to some secret the rest are missing. You're embarrassing yourself.
3. Yes, Cpt. Obvious, we're not industry experts. Now run along and let the big people use the forums for their purpose.
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A creative person is motivated by the desire to achieve, not the desire to beat others.
Almost as funny as the OP.
The OP reminds me of the roleplaying crazies on EQ2. Good for a laugh, but as believable as a politician.
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... and then you quote his entire post. And then I quote both. He's screwed
P.S.: unlike a worrying number of people here, I actually realize that story isn't true What is wrong with you guys, seriously.
http://lyrics.iztok.org/verse/Lynyrd_Skynyrd/Simple_Man/80615
A brassiere is any bra. Any. It's a play on the term "bra" that "youth" used in the story. It's actually pretty clever.
http://lyrics.iztok.org/verse/Lynyrd_Skynyrd/Simple_Man/80615
Congrats OP! I've done worse for lesser reasons!
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Sorry bro, but on a real Fantasy Island the women don't wear tops!
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Sigh.. What a BS story.
But, if by some stroke of idiocy this is legit, you must be one of the stupidest people ever to:
What a load of bullshit
If you have to make up a story OP, don't make it so cheesy.
"I grabbed my brass knuckles and proceeded to give him a beatdown with my brawney arms".........lol I can't stop laughing
It is not a cool story.............bra
ITT: People who....
You know what? Forget it.
Give me liberty or give me lasers
you sir r a real man! Good for you to stand up agians these punks that infest our world. I too have a son and if i seen/heard anyone making fun of him or anything they would get a baseball bat to the head. When anythign taht involves my son i dont give 2 shits what happens to me as long as i can punish thouse who try to hurt him.
This is why i always carry a bat in my vehicles
1. For god's sake mmo gamers, enough with the analogies. They're unnecessary and your comparisons are terrible, dissimilar, and illogical.
2. To posters feeling the need to state how f2p really isn't f2p: Players understand the concept. You aren't privy to some secret the rest are missing. You're embarrassing yourself.
3. Yes, Cpt. Obvious, we're not industry experts. Now run along and let the big people use the forums for their purpose.
I am pretty sure now that sarcasm and satire is something completely lost on majority of mmorpg.com users.
*shakes head*.
"The problem is that the hardcore folks always want the same thing: 'We want exactly what you gave us before, but it has to be completely different.'
-Jesse Schell
"Online gamers are the most ludicrously entitled beings since Caligula made his horse a senator, and at least the horse never said anything stupid."
-Luke McKinney
"I eat fish and drive a truck! Time to beat you up over an outdated game!"
Funny post. I hope you keep more of those coming.
Doubtful
I think most just think it is remarkably unfunny and simply lame.
1. For god's sake mmo gamers, enough with the analogies. They're unnecessary and your comparisons are terrible, dissimilar, and illogical.
2. To posters feeling the need to state how f2p really isn't f2p: Players understand the concept. You aren't privy to some secret the rest are missing. You're embarrassing yourself.
3. Yes, Cpt. Obvious, we're not industry experts. Now run along and let the big people use the forums for their purpose.
coolstory bro
Tell me how you went home quietly after leaving the store while secretly wishing to punch them
"It has potential"
-Second most used phrase on existence
"It sucks"
-Most used phrase on existence
It is lame if you are unable to see that he is making fun of stereotypes that are often attached to those who play video games. As well as concept of online bullying and in game threats that sometime extend to real life.
However, if you read 8 pages you would realise that majority is caling OP's story as 'bullshit' and 'unbelievable' ..rofl!!
"The problem is that the hardcore folks always want the same thing: 'We want exactly what you gave us before, but it has to be completely different.'
-Jesse Schell
"Online gamers are the most ludicrously entitled beings since Caligula made his horse a senator, and at least the horse never said anything stupid."
-Luke McKinney
Man, I think you are overstimating OP intentions
Its like looking at a 4 chan post and trying to see implicit critic
"It has potential"
-Second most used phrase on existence
"It sucks"
-Most used phrase on existence
It is fairly obvious for anyone to see that was his intent. Where it becomes lame is that it simply isn't funny and others in the past have done a much smarter and more satirical twist on the subject matter. Without being so transparent on the subject matter.
...and I'm with dinams. I think you're giving the OP more credit on his implication than was meant.
1. For god's sake mmo gamers, enough with the analogies. They're unnecessary and your comparisons are terrible, dissimilar, and illogical.
2. To posters feeling the need to state how f2p really isn't f2p: Players understand the concept. You aren't privy to some secret the rest are missing. You're embarrassing yourself.
3. Yes, Cpt. Obvious, we're not industry experts. Now run along and let the big people use the forums for their purpose.