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I ran into that mmorpg guy that loves to irritate you in games, at a Gamestop today.

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  • hcosminhcosmin BucharestPosts: 45Member

    Nah man a real psycho fatass old nerd who still plays WoW and owns two(!) trucks and eats beer batterd fish like in your story would've at least pulled out a shotgun or an animu katana at guys making fun of his videogames. Brass knuckles - come on.

    Nice story but not very believable.

     

  • SlampigSlampig Chantilly, VAPosts: 2,376Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by PaRoXiTiC

    I don't know how true that story is, but I have an actual story about an MMO caused fight. I workout at a Recreational Center at a college and just about every single day there is this very nerdy looking guy about 21 years of age who sits in the breezeway and plays MMO's for hours. He must not get internet at home so he comes to the school to play. Anywho, just about everyday I walk by and check out what game he plays and I constantly watch people laugh and make jokes about him as they walk by. He wears his headphones so obviously can't hear anything they say.

    Long story short, one day someone decided to mess with him at the same time I was entering the gym to workout, by calling him very immature names and "roleplaying" as elves or something. I'm about 6'3" 240 Lbs very lean last BMI I was at about 14% body fat just so you get a mental image. I stepped in front of this puny little poor nerd and said to the three gentlemen "You see that game he is playing? Well I've been playing it for about 4 years myself. Any of you have a fucking problem with that?" One popped up and proceeded to mock me and he proceeded to eat from a straw for the next few weeks.

    I'm a nerd at heart and proud of it. I don't like when people pick on my brothers!

    I also don't like people who think they can say what they want these days and get away with it. There are consequences when you say it to people like me who have no respect for the law.

    Haha, what?

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  • OnomasOnomas Rock Hill, SCPosts: 1,128Member Uncommon
    Thanks for wasting 20 seconds of my life with BS. Can see why the community is so screwed up lately.
  • ExcessionExcession NottinghamPosts: 367Member Uncommon
    Apart from the OP spending way too much time trying to convince everyone ( and himself ) how manly he is, because of all the manly things he owns ( lol ), it is not a bad WoW fan fiction attempt really.

    A creative person is motivated by the desire to achieve, not the desire to beat others.

  • evilastroevilastro EdinburghPosts: 4,270Member
    Originally posted by Axxar
    The story is true. I was the guy he pummeled. I've since stopped spamming nonsense in MMOs.

     Almost as funny as the OP.

    The OP reminds me of the roleplaying crazies on EQ2. Good for a laugh, but as believable as a politician.

  • FromHellFromHell NY, NYPosts: 1,311Member
    too much cliché in this story, 7/10

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  • dimnikardimnikar ZanistanvillePosts: 271Member
    Originally posted by Crydex
    Originally posted by Thebigthrill

    I took my son to Gamestop today to get him a new WiiU controller.

    I dont like the WiiU but he needed a extra controller.

    While I was their my 7 yearold was looking at a Pandaria strat guide. This guy probably around 20-25 (Ill know soon enough when I go to court) comes up to us and says "Hey bra? People still play Wow?"  I said "Yea brazier , alot of people do".

    For the next few minutes I can see and hear him and his friends laughing at me and my son. So I did what any real man would do, I approached them.

    I told them I drive a truck , I eat beer batterd fish , I hunt , I own two trucks , I call my wife my old lady , and I have a pair of brass knuckles in my glove compartment and if you bra's want to follow me outside we can settle this.

    They laughed and walked away.

    We bought the WiiU controller and the game stop worker told me these guys heckle customers alot about the games they play , he thanked me for standing up to them and said we need more real men in this world like me.

    As we were walking to my ford F150 truck with Ipod 5 mount installed I noticed the three youths were following us.

    I turned around and yelled "Bring it braziers!" one of the bra's charged at me , I told my son to get in the F150.

    I grabbed my brass knuckles and proceeded to give him a beatdown with my brawney arms ,there were skittles flying everywere as i reigned down heavy blows on his skull. The rest of his friends went running away.

    I stopped beating him for a second and told him he had a choice , he could apologize for spamming nonsence in online games or he could die.

    He apologized and I was later arrested.

    Sometimes in life you have to stand up for yourself and fellow gamers. Sometimes you have to tolerate immature kids in games , some like to talk about Roseanne Arnolds ass , some want all your stuff and some ninja your loot. But sometimes you find that person in a store or a mall and then its go time.

    Thats my cool story bra.

    OP,

    Let me premise my advice by saying that, from your story, these assholes certainly needed a reality check.

    With that said, If your story is true you need to immediatly remove this post.  Although three men were coming at you this post does not demonstate you feared for your safety or the safety of your child.  It also shows that the three aggressors posessed no weapons, and by your admission, you used a weapon.  You also began to use deadly force by delivering "[...]heavy blows to his skull."   Without going into the nitty gritty of law enforcement and legal politics, you are going to lose and lose bad if their lawyer finds this.

    ... and then you quote his entire post. And then I quote both. He's screwed :)

     

    P.S.: unlike a worrying number of people here, I actually realize that story isn't true :D What is wrong with you guys, seriously.

  • dimnikardimnikar ZanistanvillePosts: 271Member
    Originally posted by Phry
    Originally posted by WhiteLantern

    1. At least make the story sound beliveable

    2. WTF is a "brazier"?

    2. a metal container of burning coals or something, often used for barbecues apparently.... either that or a really bad spelling of brassiere which.. isan item of clothing usually worn by a woman..  i say usually.. outside of drag queens and people with unusual interests.. image

    A brassiere is any bra. Any. It's a play on the term "bra" that "youth" used in the story. It's actually pretty clever.

  • LethalElementLethalElement Weirton, WVPosts: 9Member
    I call BS.
  • morbuskabismorbuskabis RodonPosts: 290Member

    Congrats OP! I've done worse for lesser reasons!

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  • bigcheeseukbigcheeseuk manchesterPosts: 112Member Uncommon
  • morbuskabismorbuskabis RodonPosts: 290Member


    Originally posted by bigcheeseuk


    Sorry bro, but on a real Fantasy Island the women don't wear tops!

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  • VarthanderVarthander BarcelonaPosts: 471Member
    i would have beat them in the moment they laughted on my children, regardless the place, but fortunately you made it after, Good job. this kind of people need some of that from to time to time to start cultivating a more relaxed attitude.

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  • zephyrszephyrs San Antonio, TXPosts: 25Member

    Sigh.. What a BS story.

     

    But, if by some stroke of idiocy this is legit, you must be one of the stupidest people ever to:

    1. Get into a fight with someone over a video game; especially in front of your kid. What a great example. 
    2. Admit to assault on an Internet forum.
    I wish I had your imagination. At least I hope this is all a manifestation of your imagination. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.
  • ste2000ste2000 londonPosts: 4,705Member Uncommon

    What a load of bullshit

    If you have to make up a story OP, don't make it so cheesy.

    "I grabbed my brass knuckles and proceeded to give him a beatdown with my brawney arms".........lol I can't stop laughing

    It is not a cool story.............bra image

  • ScotScot UKPosts: 5,769Member Uncommon
    I loved it, putting my request in now for the next installment to be about how he beat up some GW2 bra's while spending time inside for putting down the last...erm hater. :D
  • MalcanisMalcanis LondonPosts: 3,191Member

    ITT: People who....

     

    You know what? Forget it.

    Give me liberty or give me lasers

  • Dantae87Dantae87 Camloops, ABPosts: 166Member
    Originally posted by Thebigthrill

    I took my son to Gamestop today to get him a new WiiU controller.

    I dont like the WiiU but he needed a extra controller.

    While I was their my 7 yearold was looking at a Pandaria strat guide. This guy probably around 20-25 (Ill know soon enough when I go to court) comes up to us and says "Hey bra? People still play Wow?"  I said "Yea brazier , alot of people do".

    For the next few minutes I can see and hear him and his friends laughing at me and my son. So I did what any real man would do, I approached them.

    I told them I drive a truck , I eat beer batterd fish , I hunt , I own two trucks , I call my wife my old lady , and I have a pair of brass knuckles in my glove compartment and if you bra's want to follow me outside we can settle this.

    They laughed and walked away.

    We bought the WiiU controller and the game stop worker told me these guys heckle customers alot about the games they play , he thanked me for standing up to them and said we need more real men in this world like me.

    As we were walking to my ford F150 truck with Ipod 5 mount installed I noticed the three youths were following us.

    I turned around and yelled "Bring it braziers!" one of the bra's charged at me , I told my son to get in the F150.

    I grabbed my brass knuckles and proceeded to give him a beatdown with my brawney arms ,there were skittles flying everywere as i reigned down heavy blows on his skull. The rest of his friends went running away.

    I stopped beating him for a second and told him he had a choice , he could apologize for spamming nonsence in online games or he could die.

    He apologized and I was later arrested.

    Sometimes in life you have to stand up for yourself and fellow gamers. Sometimes you have to tolerate immature kids in games , some like to talk about Roseanne Arnolds ass , some want all your stuff and some ninja your loot. But sometimes you find that person in a store or a mall and then its go time.

    Thats my cool story bra.

    you sir r a real man! Good for you to stand up agians these punks that infest our world. I too have a son and if i seen/heard anyone making fun of him or anything they would get a baseball bat to the head. When anythign taht involves my son i dont give 2 shits what happens to me as long as i can punish thouse who try to hurt him. 

    This is why i always carry a bat in my vehicles :p

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  • WickedjellyWickedjelly Yahoo, COPosts: 4,990Member
    I do believe I've encountered some drunks with massive beer muscles have a more realistic view of things than some posters on these boards.

    1. For god's sake mmo gamers, enough with the analogies. They're unnecessary and your comparisons are terrible, dissimilar, and illogical.

    2. To posters feeling the need to state how f2p really isn't f2p: Players understand the concept. You aren't privy to some secret the rest are missing. You're embarrassing yourself.

    3. Yes, Cpt. Obvious, we're not industry experts. Now run along and let the big people use the forums for their purpose.

  • DoogiehowserDoogiehowser ParisPosts: 1,873Member

    I am pretty sure now that sarcasm and satire is something completely lost on majority of mmorpg.com users. 

    *shakes head*.

    "The problem is that the hardcore folks always want the same thing: 'We want exactly what you gave us before, but it has to be completely different.'
    -Jesse Schell

    "Online gamers are the most ludicrously entitled beings since Caligula made his horse a senator, and at least the horse never said anything stupid."
    -Luke McKinney

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  • slickbizzleslickbizzle Matthews, NCPosts: 464Member
    Originally posted by Thebigthrill

    I took my son to Gamestop today to get him a new WiiU controller.

    I dont like the WiiU but he needed a extra controller.

    While I was their my 7 yearold was looking at a Pandaria strat guide. This guy probably around 20-25 (Ill know soon enough when I go to court) comes up to us and says "Hey bra? People still play Wow?"  I said "Yea brazier , alot of people do".

    For the next few minutes I can see and hear him and his friends laughing at me and my son. So I did what any real man would do, I approached them.

    I told them I drive a truck , I eat beer batterd fish , I hunt , I own two trucks , I call my wife my old lady , and I have a pair of brass knuckles in my glove compartment and if you bra's want to follow me outside we can settle this.

    They laughed and walked away.

    We bought the WiiU controller and the game stop worker told me these guys heckle customers alot about the games they play , he thanked me for standing up to them and said we need more real men in this world like me.

    As we were walking to my ford F150 truck with Ipod 5 mount installed I noticed the three youths were following us.

    I turned around and yelled "Bring it braziers!" one of the bra's charged at me , I told my son to get in the F150.

    I grabbed my brass knuckles and proceeded to give him a beatdown with my brawney arms ,there were skittles flying everywere as i reigned down heavy blows on his skull. The rest of his friends went running away.

    I stopped beating him for a second and told him he had a choice , he could apologize for spamming nonsence in online games or he could die.

    He apologized and I was later arrested.

    Sometimes in life you have to stand up for yourself and fellow gamers. Sometimes you have to tolerate immature kids in games , some like to talk about Roseanne Arnolds ass , some want all your stuff and some ninja your loot. But sometimes you find that person in a store or a mall and then its go time.

    Thats my cool story bra.

     

    "I eat fish and drive a truck! Time to beat you up over an outdated game!"

     

     

     

    Funny post.  I hope you keep more of those coming.

  • WickedjellyWickedjelly Yahoo, COPosts: 4,990Member
    Originally posted by Doogiehowser

    I am pretty sure now that sarcasm and satire is something completely lost on majority of mmorpg.com users. 

    *shakes head*.

    Doubtful

    I think most just think it is remarkably unfunny and simply lame.

    1. For god's sake mmo gamers, enough with the analogies. They're unnecessary and your comparisons are terrible, dissimilar, and illogical.

    2. To posters feeling the need to state how f2p really isn't f2p: Players understand the concept. You aren't privy to some secret the rest are missing. You're embarrassing yourself.

    3. Yes, Cpt. Obvious, we're not industry experts. Now run along and let the big people use the forums for their purpose.

  • dinamsdinams Muriae, VAPosts: 1,362Member

    coolstory bro

    Tell me how you went home quietly after leaving the store while secretly wishing to punch them

    "It has potential"
    -Second most used phrase on existence
    "It sucks"
    -Most used phrase on existence

  • DoogiehowserDoogiehowser ParisPosts: 1,873Member
    Originally posted by Wickedjelly
    Originally posted by Doogiehowser

    I am pretty sure now that sarcasm and satire is something completely lost on majority of mmorpg.com users. 

    *shakes head*.

    Doubtful

    I think most just think it is remarkably unfunny and simply lame.

    It is lame if you are unable to see that he is making fun of stereotypes that are often  attached to those who play video games. As well as concept of online bullying and in game threats that sometime extend to real life. 

    However, if you read 8 pages you would realise that majority is caling OP's story as 'bullshit' and 'unbelievable' ..rofl!!

     

    "The problem is that the hardcore folks always want the same thing: 'We want exactly what you gave us before, but it has to be completely different.'
    -Jesse Schell

    "Online gamers are the most ludicrously entitled beings since Caligula made his horse a senator, and at least the horse never said anything stupid."
    -Luke McKinney

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  • dinamsdinams Muriae, VAPosts: 1,362Member
    Originally posted by Doogiehowser
    Originally posted by Wickedjelly
    Originally posted by Doogiehowser

    I am pretty sure now that sarcasm and satire is something completely lost on majority of mmorpg.com users. 

    *shakes head*.

    Doubtful

    I think most just think it is remarkably unfunny and simply lame.

    It is lame if you are unable to see that he is making fun of stereotypes that are often  attached to those who play video games. As well as concept of online bullying and in game threats that sometime extend to real life. 

    However, if you read 8 pages you would realise that majority is caling OP's story as 'bullshit' and 'unbelievable' ..rofl!!

     

    Man, I think you are overstimating OP intentions

    Its like looking at a 4 chan post and trying to see implicit critic

    "It has potential"
    -Second most used phrase on existence
    "It sucks"
    -Most used phrase on existence

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