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biggest mmorpg lies

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  • ThaneThane berlinPosts: 2,470Member Uncommon

    "i played every mmo since xy"

    "i am not a noob, but..."

    "not trolling here..."

    "I'll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up! Not me!"

  • IcewhiteIcewhite Elmhurst, ILPosts: 6,403Member
    "Ultra-realistic PVP"

    Self-pity imprisons us in the walls of our own self-absorption. The whole world shrinks down to the size of our problem, and the more we dwell on it, the smaller we are and the larger the problem seems to grow.

  • zyklonianzyklonian el paso, TXPosts: 51Member
    Turbine "powered by our fans" lol
  • ElsaboltsElsabolts Anderson, InPosts: 2,725Member Uncommon

    " Life-Time " Subscriptions.

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    " Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Those Who  Would Threaten It "
  • DancingQueenDancingQueen LA, CAPosts: 201Member
    Originally posted by DMKano

    GW2 server status page

     

    This one "Dynamic events change and evolve in response to how you interact with them, leaving lasting effects in the game world."

    I guess in GW2 lasting effect is 3min til the script resets :), rinse and repeat - lasting effect...

    here is what is should read:

    Dynamic events repeat endlessly on a very short cycle, leaving the players in an endless cycle of running the same events over and over again.

    QFAL

    ''quoted for a laugh'' (not at the expense of the poster)

  • AethaerynAethaeryn Woodstock, ONPosts: 2,212Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Icewhite
    "Ultra-realistic PVP"

    good one

    Wa min God! Se æx on min heafod is!

  • CalmOceansCalmOceans BergenPosts: 2,437Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Foomerang

    Our cash shop is purely cosmetic.

    lol

  • RoinRoin Baltimore, MDPosts: 3,229Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Icewhite
    "Ultra-realistic PVP"

    Wait... which game said that?

     

    As for this topic. Anything any game developer says. You learn to take everything they say  worth a grain of salt with them.

    In War - Victory.
    In Peace - Vigilance.
    In Death - Sacrifice.

  • Marcus-Marcus- Posts: 982Member Uncommon
    An oldie but goodie...

    "Its not a mirror..."


    :)
  • ReizlaReizla 127.0.0.1Posts: 3,638Member Uncommon
    soon (TM)

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  • QuizzicalQuizzical Posts: 15,776Member Rare
    Originally posted by Dragim
    Originally posted by Sytek_88
    30 seconds of your life ? what are you on dial up ?

    lol.  Maybe he/she read a few posts THEN decided to leave the page?

    Still funny though.

    25 of those seconds were to type the reply.

  • stealthbrstealthbr BrasiliaPosts: 1,053Member
    Soon™
  • ragz45ragz45 Posts: 765Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by DMKano

     

    GW2 - it's Groundhogs day MMO, didn't I just save that village 3 min ago? 

    Oh god, this made me laugh so hard.  So very true

  • BurntvetBurntvet Baltimore, MDPosts: 3,258Member Uncommon

    Anything coming out of Smed's mouth....

     

  • SmikisSmikis VilniusPosts: 1,045Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Torgrim
    Originally posted by Smikis
    biggest lies? gw2 by annet , living dynamic world? oh ye? must be gw3 you have in mind

    You sure you not talking about SWTOR?

    ea never claimed swtor would be that, annet did claim so much and so many times, and  bragged about dynamic content which there is zero.. everything is predefined and nothing is dynamic at all.. so yeh..

  • ZombieKenZombieKen Northwest, INPosts: 5,034Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Aethaeryn
    Originally posted by Icewhite
    "Ultra-realistic PVP"

    good one

     

    hehe... You walk away from the computer bruised and wounded, dripping blood and limping.

     

    "Whoah, what a rush"  :-)


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  • RednecksithRednecksith Madison heights, MIPosts: 1,238Member

    "We value your feedback."

    "We have people working on (insert issue here) right now and will be releasing a fix shortly."

    (6 months after previous statement) "This ability / spell / dungeon mechanic is working as intended."

    "PvP balance is important to us."

    "PvP balance changes won't affect PvE in any way."

    "We are aware of the botting issue, and are taking aggressive actions to combat it."

    "You will take part in a living, dynamic world which changes depending upon your actions!"

  • WightyWighty Westbury, NYPosts: 698Member Uncommon
    "Made by Gamers for Gamers"

    What are your other Hobbies?

    Gaming is Dirt Cheap compared to this...

  • aspekxaspekx Brandon, FLPosts: 2,167Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Quizzical
    Originally posted by Dragim
    Originally posted by Sytek_88
    30 seconds of your life ? what are you on dial up ?

    lol.  Maybe he/she read a few posts THEN decided to leave the page?

    Still funny though.

    25 of those seconds were to type the reply.

    +1 for critical analysis.

    "There are at least two kinds of games.
    One could be called finite, the other infinite.
    A finite game is played for the purpose of winning,
    an infinite game for the purpose of continuing play."
    Finite and Infinite Games, James Carse

  • QuizzicalQuizzical Posts: 15,776Member Rare
    Originally posted by Wighty
    "Made by Gamers for Gamers"

    That's actually true of nearly all games.  The problem is that it's "Made by Gamers whose game preferences aren't at all similar to yours, for Gamers whose game preferences match those of the game designers and not you".

  • strangiato2112strangiato2112 Richmond, VAPosts: 1,538Member Common

    Not an egragious lie, but one of my favorites because it was so ridiculous that no one could possibly believe it, yet a large portion of their fanbase actually believed it:

     

    "we arent consolidating servers, we are just preparing trial shards for an upcoming promotion"

  • BurntvetBurntvet Baltimore, MDPosts: 3,258Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Quizzical
    Originally posted by Wighty
    "Made by Gamers for Gamers"

    That's actually true of nearly all games.  The problem is that it's "Made by Gamers whose game preferences aren't at all similar to yours, for Gamers whose game preferences match those of the game designers and not you".

    Not anymore.

    Now it is: "Made for Gamers by Accountants/MBAs".

     

  • PyrateLVPyrateLV Las Vegas, NVPosts: 1,096Member Common
    Originally posted by stealthbr
    Soon™

    ^^^^

    THIS

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  • hobbitpimphobbitpimp augusta, GAPosts: 17Member Uncommon
    Any and everything EA says

    I miss the massive in MMO.

  • FalconiumFalconium San Diego, CAPosts: 20Member
    "Dynamic"
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