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Nicholas Cage is a vampire, proof included

Loke666Loke666 MalmöMember Posts: 19,281 Rare

This is really off topic but I just had to post it anyways.

Some Brittish guy figured it out he found this 140 year old picture:

It might take down his credability a little bit that he tries to sell it for a million pounds though.

Still, it really looks like Cage. :D

So guys, the question is: Which clan is he?

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  • sudosudo Tel-AvivMember Posts: 697 Uncommon

    Lately he's joined Steven Seagals' clan, sadly...

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  • TawartafleTawartafle TawartafleMember Posts: 11

    Malkavian.

  • CarnifexRexCarnifexRex Bullhead, AZMember Posts: 52

    "OH GOD NOT THE BEES!!!!!"

     

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  • drbaltazardrbaltazar drummondville, QCMember Posts: 7,856 Uncommon

    so cage real age is more then 140 years old nice!when does he start to do ads for azaro

  • UnlightUnlight Ottawa, ONMember Posts: 2,540

    He's looking more and more Nosferatu every day.

  • ReizlaReizla 127.0.0.1Member Posts: 3,778 Uncommon

    Sad enough, in 140 years and all the $$$ he earned in the mean time he didn't even spend a dime to change (read: better) his looks... :p

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  • Loke666Loke666 MalmöMember Posts: 19,281 Rare

    Originally posted by Reizla

    Sad enough, in 140 years and all the $$$ he earned in the mean time he didn't even spend a dime to change (read: better) his looks... :p

    Duh, everyone knows that vampires can't change their looks. If he just cuts it his it grows back when he sleeps and plastic surgery should heal faster than that.

  • CujoSWAoACujoSWAoA Nooo, AKMember Posts: 1,781 Uncommon

    Sure, everyone who visits these forums is better looking that Nicolas Cage.

    lol.

    I... doubht it.

  • TheLizardbonesTheLizardbones Arkham, VAMember Posts: 10,910 Common

    He owns a castle. A CASTLE! I'm surprised nobody has seen this sooner.

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  • CarnifexRexCarnifexRex Bullhead, AZMember Posts: 52

    I think you have vampires confused with Tim Allen in the Santa Clause.

     

    The Tzimisce change their forms quite capably.

    http://wiki.white-wolf.com/worldofdarkness/index.php?title=Vicissitude

  • Loke666Loke666 MalmöMember Posts: 19,281 Rare

    Originally posted by lizardbones

    He owns a castle. A CASTLE! I'm surprised nobody has seen this sooner.


    Lol, good point.

  • Methos12Methos12 Maladis 46Member Posts: 1,239 Uncommon

    Keanu Reeves called. Get out of here, fledgeling.

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  • Loke666Loke666 MalmöMember Posts: 19,281 Rare

    Originally posted by bblackwood

    I think you have vampires confused with Tim Allen in the Santa Clause.
    The Tzimisce change their forms quite capably.
    http://wiki.white-wolf.com/worldofdarkness/index.php?title=Vicissitude

    Hmm, and they also own castles. Yeah, viscisitude works.

  • KaeriganKaerigan None Of Your BusinessMember Posts: 689

    Keanu Reeves too, apparently.

    EDIT: Fuck, ninja'd.

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  • Loke666Loke666 MalmöMember Posts: 19,281 Rare

    Originally posted by Kaerigan


    Keanu Reeves too, apparently.

    That doesn't even look like him. The Cage picture do.

  • CarnifexRexCarnifexRex Bullhead, AZMember Posts: 52
  • YakamomotoYakamomoto Osaka, ARMember Posts: 363
    I hope the character creator of WoD will be good enough, so I will be able to make an avatar which will look exactly like Cage :)
  • tank017tank017 Glendale, CAMember Posts: 2,192

    good thing his face shifted more evenly in proportion to the rest of his head throughout his years..

     

    or else I dont think he would have been hired to make is genuine,grade A,quality movies that we all so love and adore.

     

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  • HokieHokie Vancouver Wa.Member Posts: 1,063 Uncommon
    Originally posted by Loke666
    Originally posted by Kaerigan
    Keanu Reeves too, apparently.

    That doesn't even look like him. The Cage picture do.

    Agreed.

    The only Keanu pictures that look like the same guy are the ones from 1985 and 2008.

    I dont know how the funk anyone put the King Tut and Keanu Reeves together and though they looked alike.

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  • PurutzilPurutzil Member Posts: 3,048 Uncommon
    Originally posted by Hokie The only Keanu pictures that look like the same guy are the ones from 1985 and 2008. I dont know how the funk anyone put the King Tut and Keanu Reeves together and though they looked alike.

    Ah but look closely and think about it. Do you really think someone would do such a poor job acting only showing the same emotions? He is such a brilliant actor really. Being so non descript, people quickly forget about him and don't realize he has really been living for centries since his acting is so monotone you just forget about him and don't realize!

  • zanebergeronzanebergeron winona, TXMember Posts: 80 Uncommon
    while there is a  resemblance the ears would give it away if it were real.  And besides I don't thing Cage is cool enough to be a vamp

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  • OG_ZorvanOG_Zorvan Member Posts: 691 Uncommon
    And we explain the fact he has  aged quite noticeably over the last 20 years, yet looked young for the 100+ years before, how?


  • HokieHokie Vancouver Wa.Member Posts: 1,063 Uncommon
    Originally posted by Purutzil
    Originally posted by Hokie The only Keanu pictures that look like the same guy are the ones from 1985 and 2008. I dont know how the funk anyone put the King Tut and Keanu Reeves together and though they looked alike.

    Ah but look closely and think about it. Do you really think someone would do such a poor job acting only showing the same emotions? He is such a brilliant actor really. Being so non descript, people quickly forget about him and don't realize he has really been living for centries since his acting is so monotone you just forget about him and don't realize!

    LOL!!

    I just want you to know, you made me choke on my bowl of AppleJacks with that observation.

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  • YakamomotoYakamomoto Osaka, ARMember Posts: 363
    I hope they hire him to do some voiceovers
  • IcewhiteIcewhite Elmhurst, ILMember Posts: 6,403
    Originally posted by Unlight
    He's looking more and more Nosferatu every day.

    Nick Cage's not undead.

    But his career is.

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