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Nicholas Cage is a vampire, proof included

Loke666Loke666 Member EpicPosts: 21,441

This is really off topic but I just had to post it anyways.

Some Brittish guy figured it out he found this 140 year old picture:

It might take down his credability a little bit that he tries to sell it for a million pounds though.

Still, it really looks like Cage. :D

So guys, the question is: Which clan is he?

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  • sudosudo Member UncommonPosts: 697

    Lately he's joined Steven Seagals' clan, sadly...

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  • TawartafleTawartafle Member Posts: 11

    Malkavian.

  • CarnifexRexCarnifexRex Member Posts: 52

    "OH GOD NOT THE BEES!!!!!"

     

    Wise words from a Malkavian.

  • drbaltazardrbaltazar Member UncommonPosts: 7,856

    so cage real age is more then 140 years old nice!when does he start to do ads for azaro

  • UnlightUnlight Member Posts: 2,540

    He's looking more and more Nosferatu every day.

  • ReizlaReizla Member RarePosts: 4,092

    Sad enough, in 140 years and all the $$$ he earned in the mean time he didn't even spend a dime to change (read: better) his looks... :p

  • Loke666Loke666 Member EpicPosts: 21,441

    Originally posted by Reizla

    Sad enough, in 140 years and all the $$$ he earned in the mean time he didn't even spend a dime to change (read: better) his looks... :p

    Duh, everyone knows that vampires can't change their looks. If he just cuts it his it grows back when he sleeps and plastic surgery should heal faster than that.

  • CujoSWAoACujoSWAoA Member UncommonPosts: 1,781

    Sure, everyone who visits these forums is better looking that Nicolas Cage.

    lol.

    I... doubht it.

  • TheLizardbonesTheLizardbones Member CommonPosts: 10,910

    He owns a castle. A CASTLE! I'm surprised nobody has seen this sooner.

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  • CarnifexRexCarnifexRex Member Posts: 52

    I think you have vampires confused with Tim Allen in the Santa Clause.

     

    The Tzimisce change their forms quite capably.

    http://wiki.white-wolf.com/worldofdarkness/index.php?title=Vicissitude

  • Loke666Loke666 Member EpicPosts: 21,441

    Originally posted by lizardbones

    He owns a castle. A CASTLE! I'm surprised nobody has seen this sooner.

    Lol, good point.

  • Methos12Methos12 Member UncommonPosts: 1,244

    Keanu Reeves called. Get out of here, fledgeling.

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  • Loke666Loke666 Member EpicPosts: 21,441

    Originally posted by bblackwood

    I think you have vampires confused with Tim Allen in the Santa Clause.

    The Tzimisce change their forms quite capably.

    http://wiki.white-wolf.com/worldofdarkness/index.php?title=Vicissitude

    Hmm, and they also own castles. Yeah, viscisitude works.

  • KaeriganKaerigan Member Posts: 689

    Keanu Reeves too, apparently.

    EDIT: Fuck, ninja'd.

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  • Loke666Loke666 Member EpicPosts: 21,441

    Originally posted by Kaerigan

    Keanu Reeves too, apparently.

    That doesn't even look like him. The Cage picture do.

  • YakamomotoYakamomoto Member Posts: 363
    I hope the character creator of WoD will be good enough, so I will be able to make an avatar which will look exactly like Cage :)
  • tank017tank017 Member Posts: 2,192

    good thing his face shifted more evenly in proportion to the rest of his head throughout his years..

     

    or else I dont think he would have been hired to make is genuine,grade A,quality movies that we all so love and adore.

     

    Loved you in Con Air, Nicky

  • HokieHokie Member UncommonPosts: 1,063
    Originally posted by Loke666
    Originally posted by Kaerigan

    Keanu Reeves too, apparently.

    That doesn't even look like him. The Cage picture do.

    Agreed.

    The only Keanu pictures that look like the same guy are the ones from 1985 and 2008.

    I dont know how the funk anyone put the King Tut and Keanu Reeves together and though they looked alike.

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  • PurutzilPurutzil Member UncommonPosts: 3,048
    Originally posted by Hokie

    The only Keanu pictures that look like the same guy are the ones from 1985 and 2008.

    I dont know how the funk anyone put the King Tut and Keanu Reeves together and though they looked alike.

    Ah but look closely and think about it. Do you really think someone would do such a poor job acting only showing the same emotions? He is such a brilliant actor really. Being so non descript, people quickly forget about him and don't realize he has really been living for centries since his acting is so monotone you just forget about him and don't realize!

  • zanebergeronzanebergeron Member UncommonPosts: 80
    while there is a  resemblance the ears would give it away if it were real.  And besides I don't thing Cage is cool enough to be a vamp

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  • HokieHokie Member UncommonPosts: 1,063
    Originally posted by Purutzil
    Originally posted by Hokie

    The only Keanu pictures that look like the same guy are the ones from 1985 and 2008.

    I dont know how the funk anyone put the King Tut and Keanu Reeves together and though they looked alike.

    Ah but look closely and think about it. Do you really think someone would do such a poor job acting only showing the same emotions? He is such a brilliant actor really. Being so non descript, people quickly forget about him and don't realize he has really been living for centries since his acting is so monotone you just forget about him and don't realize!

    LOL!!

    I just want you to know, you made me choke on my bowl of AppleJacks with that observation.

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  • YakamomotoYakamomoto Member Posts: 363
    I hope they hire him to do some voiceovers
  • IcewhiteIcewhite Member Posts: 6,403
    Originally posted by Unlight

    He's looking more and more Nosferatu every day.

    Nick Cage's not undead.

    But his career is.

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  • AsheramAsheram Member EpicPosts: 5,071
    Icewhite said:
    Originally posted by Unlight

    He's looking more and more Nosferatu every day.

    Nick Cage's not undead.

    But his career is.

    Love Nick Cage movies. Sry for the necro but didnt want to make a thread just for one Cage movie when there is a Cage thread already.

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