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PaRoXiTiCPaRoXiTiC Member UncommonPosts: 603
in Guild Wars 2

I was inspired to make this thread today when I was exploring Frostgorge the lvl 70-80 zone on the Northern part of the map. There were two non-aggro Dredge chillin out taking a snack break from mining I assume and one says to the other:

"I am so intrigued by the way your teeth move when you chew."

LMFAO!!!

Comments

  • spaospao Member Posts: 4
    The DE iin kessex hills "You'll never catch them if the reach the water" classic line the way she says it
  • harbglarb1harbglarb1 Member UncommonPosts: 10
    Wark in Blazeridge Steppes, "Who would buy a product that gives people harpies?!"
  • ohpowerohpower Member Posts: 72

    Oh I don't know it by heart but the human and asura talking about the toilets, something like

    Asura "We don't have water closets, we have latrines"

    Human "What's the difference?"

    Asura "They all flow into the same sewer system"

    Human "You didn't need to go into that much details"

    Asura "Well you asked for it"

  • solarinesolarine Member Posts: 1,203

    Hearing Asura kids trade mom jokes never gets old. Here's one:

    "Your mom's IQ is so low, she thinks a Golemancer is what you get when you ask a golemquestion."

  • ionxeelionxeel Member UncommonPosts: 318
    "I could outrun a centaur!"
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