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I am an MMO player, I get hyped up when games are on the horizon, feeding into the marketing machine. I criticize every other MMO that's in direct competition with my game of choice for the most absurb reasons. I will whine and complain when I don't get my way saying things like the developers don't care, this class is OP, this player is hacking.
When the game isn't 100% what I envisioned it would be, I visit internet forums and say how Burger Time was way better then said game. When I am forced to group to do content I scream and start to cut myself. When the game has a lot of solo play, I almost break my monitor in disgust because I think it's too anti social. I make no effort to join a guild or communicate in chat channels then complain that nobody talks to me.
I waste countless dollars buying new games thinking it's going to give me the fix I need, only to throw it in the trash within a few weeks. When I get outnumbered in PvP I yell and scream saying "No fair" and blame the other players for building alliances when I'm the one not coordinating. I don't want to work for anything, I want everything handed to me on a silver platter, then I complain that I'm too bored. When developers balance my class with others I threaten to call my lawyer and boycott the game.
I consider myself father of the year with my kids while my wife and I leave them to fend for themselves because I'm too busy raiding to tuck them in or make them dinner. I am never happy, I live in a basement, and I think the world should revolve around me and my man boobies.
I'm an MMO player, this is my story.