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Couple of my friends and I were talking the other night about our interesting history of MMO playing clear from 1998. As I think back it made me both happy and sad to remember some of the funniest things to have ever happened. I'd like to know some of your stories that made you bust a gut.
Ultima Online: T2A. My good friend who was a 7xgm equipped his best kryss and shield as we set off to explore the new content!. We come across a cyclops, in a rush he tromps off behind a hill to fight the cyclops. All I can hear is *urgh, clang clang, ching*. I type in, "hey man you ok? come out here so I can attack him". His reply, "nah I got this"... a few seconds later I hear the quick shuffling of feet as he can't get out from behind the rock to run from the cyclops. I was laughing so hard at that point I was of absolutely no help to him.
Ultima Online: (Old School). Grandmaster animal tamer decides to stand next to me and have his dragon attack the poor little alchemist blocking the way into the magic shop. Only to be poked by a tiny dagger with level 5 poison. I guess he should have checked the grandmaster assassin title .
Ultima Online: I make an alternate pick pocket to head up near my carebear friends usual mining location. I was already there stealthed waiting for him to log in for the day. I sat right by the forge as he dragged his ore out there. I ended up smelting his huge stack of black ore before he could. What he didn't know was I had a duplicate rune set to all his mining locations so I followed him around. Snooping, stealing. It took him an hour of me giving him crap to finally attack me. When he does, I run out and somehow he was flagged. He ended up getting killed by a traveling group. He talked about finding that jerk for weeks. I still haven't told him it was me, LOL
DAOC: Upon attaining max level I grouped with some mid level 40's. There was another Lurikeen in the group named Chiran, I was named ChiraM. The server crashed and when we all logged in, our names were swapped. I still remember the GM messaging me, his words were, " this is a new one for the record books".
Anarchy Online: Shadowlands was freshly out. My buds and I got stuck under this house/building in the middle of nowhere. 30 minutes later we had a guide show up. She got stuck as well and none of the relocation commands worked. By the time an actual GM showed up, there were 3 guides + us stuck. The GM goes, I need to take a picture of this!.
EverQuest: Druid was talking smack on the forums about me and how easy it was for me to get my epics because of my guild credentials. I just happened to be running by the location ( for the rarest) spawn of his epic quest. I kill stole it, looted and moved on. Everyone agreed he deserved it, had the whole guild rolling on that one.
EverQuest: Lower Guk: Friend of mine daringly rolled a gnome warrior with some gear I twinked him out in. One day I was just zoning into lower guk and I hear him shout, " TRAIN TO ZONE". As I came down the hallway I see this little gnome warrior hauling butt around the corner and tailing him were literally 10-15 frogloks and a few oversized minotaurs... and I even think an evil eye was in there.
The hilarious part?. You had to make a jump to get to the safe location. I saw him running, running, running. I had a heal casting for him soon as he got close enough. He jumps! and I see the tip of his face hit the edge as he falls into the water below, with crocodiles as the rest of the train falls onto him. I fell out of my chair laughing at that one.
I have loads more . Just figured I'd share a few.