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Anyone Seen This Christian Review on GW2?

THEDertTHEDert la quinta, CAMember Posts: 3

This is about the dumbest thing EVER! They call the game demonic and say it will cause kids to touch themselves...WTF if wrong with people???

 

http://dailybleach.com/guild-wars-2-uncomfortable-fondling-american-youths-musky-regions/

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  • Sameer1979Sameer1979 ParisMember Posts: 362

    You know what is satire? or sarcasm?

  • LeetheLeethe Member Posts: 880 Uncommon
    Originally posted by THEDert
    This is about the dumbest thing EVER! They call the game demonic and say it will cause kids to touch themselves...WTF if wrong with people???   http://dailybleach.com/guild-wars-2-uncomfortable-fondling-american-youths-musky-regions/

    I somehow get the feeling that that website is not entirely serious.

    There is NO miracle patch.

    95% of what you see in beta won't change by launch.

    Hope is not a stategy.
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  • IkedaIkeda Largo, FLMember Posts: 2,455 Uncommon

    Different article, same site:

    In order to save Americas aquariums, we need to understand that there are some people that just don’t belong. Everyone isn’t equal in nature. Just as we have restraining orders for the violent, we must also consider protecting innocents from these two-legged eating machines.

     

    LOL

     

    Article here:  http://dailybleach.com/should-asians-be-banned-from-aquariums/

     

    Edit: FYI, the more I read, the more I realize this site is a really dark humoured site that is akin to the Onion.

     

     

     

  • EpicentEpicent Pierre Part, LAMember Posts: 648 Uncommon

    OMG. The fact that some parents buy into that shit is appauling to me.

  • GTwanderGTwander San Diego, CAMember Posts: 6,035 Uncommon

    There was this one Aion fanboi on this site that went to war VS Tera and used the Castanic race as a platform to preach that EME and Bluehole are trying to convince kids into Satan worship.

    Nothing new here.

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  • driver4hiredriver4hire ny, NYMember Posts: 78 Uncommon

    Very informative review! 

     

    Did I find that information helpful?  I think so!

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    Played: Everything
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  • CrunkJuice2CrunkJuice2 asdasd, INMember Posts: 568

    i clicked on the link but then i got distracted and read the pregnancy boobs thing instead

     

     

  • itgrowlsitgrowls newport news, VAMember Posts: 2,951
    Originally posted by THEDert
    This is about the dumbest thing EVER! They call the game demonic and say it will cause kids to touch themselves...WTF if wrong with people???   http://dailybleach.com/guild-wars-2-uncomfortable-fondling-american-youths-musky-regions/

    was this done by the makers of Christwire because i love Christwire it's a great satire site.

     

    Edit: on second glance i had to laugh at phrases like "musky man candy"

  • Panther2103Panther2103 Edmonds, WAMember Posts: 2,917 Uncommon

    Yeah this website is obviously satire it has to be. Seeing the other articles names and reading a couple of them, there's no way this is real. It's very similar in the way it's written to Christwire which is what the above poster is talking about, and is another satire site, I actually thought they were real for a while, but I was happy to learn they weren't.

  • chryseschryses LondonMember Posts: 1,453 Uncommon

    Unfortunately if its satire, some of the comments below show people taking it seriously. 

     

  • THEDertTHEDert la quinta, CAMember Posts: 3

    Just read the this site was created by one of the creators of Christwire. Notice the name Tyson Bowers III, the same guy who did the Skyrim review and other gaming reviews.

  • MexorillaMexorilla Las Vegas, NVMember Posts: 313

    can we get a Mod to edit the thread title please. 

  • jdlamson75jdlamson75 Jacksonville, FLMember Posts: 997 Uncommon
    Originally posted by CrunkJuice2
    i clicked on the link but then i got distracted and read the pregnancy boobs thing instead    

    This is very close to being the funniest thing I've read on MMORPG.  Beautiful.   image

  • Chile267Chile267 Huntington Beach, CAMember Posts: 140

    And I thought the Onion was funny. ++1 for the article.

  • RamadarRamadar Bara Dur, ILMember Posts: 167

    LOL ah man this is was a funny read lol..... I'm wondering what he would have said about Mortal Online...lol

    Evil will always triumph because good is dumb....

  • BoldynBoldyn PartilleMember Posts: 265

    - "God is an imaginary friend for grown-ups-"

     

    Morgan Freeman (on of those people you trust with whatever he says in a movie, like Anthony Hopkins)

  • SaxonbladeSaxonblade PHILADELPHIA, PAMember Posts: 275

    Funny read and I definately do not think they are serious lol.

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  • sammyelisammyeli Fremont, CAMember Posts: 765

    LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL

     

    This has been the best article I have every read on the interwebs.

     

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  • HonnerHonner SydneyMember Posts: 504

    You should have a look at their science section IT IS SOOOO RIDICULOUS lol...

  • HonnerHonner SydneyMember Posts: 504
    Originally posted by Ramadar
    LOL ah man this is was a funny read lol..... I'm wondering what he would have said about Mortal Online...lol

    or resident evil, diablo 3, etc with those satanic name on the title image

  • NaqajNaqaj Frankfurt am MainMember Posts: 1,673 Uncommon

    This is incredibly poorly written satire, but it is satire nontheless, so ... meh.

  • hundejahrehundejahre Chicago, ILMember Posts: 339

    quote: "Anyone Seen This Christian Review..."

    Unless they read it out loud to me while burning me at the stake, there's not much chance of that.

  • notsurenotsure ,, ABMember Posts: 39

    For all fans of Chuck this isnt bad either lol

    http://dailybleach.com/bryan-fischer-and-chuck-norris-do-mandates/

     

    Thanks for the link btw it made my day lol to think people take them seriously in comments.

  • rojoArcueidrojoArcueid GinnungagapMember Posts: 8,043 Rare

    that website is a JOKE... and if they are even a little bit serious about it then they can throw themselves to the Lions.

     

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  • Ectre00Ectre00 Escalon, CAMember Posts: 2

    I'm a Christian, and read this, i personally think it is garbage..  this is just pathetic.

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