Howdy, Stranger!

It looks like you're new here. If you want to get involved, click one of these buttons!

Fuzzy Avatars Solved! Please re-upload your avatar if it was fuzzy!

Star Wars: The Old Republic: Star Wars: The Old Trek

1235789

Comments

  • FadedbombFadedbomb Aiken, SCPosts: 2,081Member

    Ok Coyote, we ALL get it. You're a fanboy & refuse to see the problems with SWTOR. You can stop bashing people who look upon the game for what it is. A "Grab for Cash" by Lucas Arts & using EA-Bioware (note the EA part) to do it.

    I hope you take regular showers, because you just dirtied yourself with this "for fun" article :). Either way, it was funny to read.









     




     

    The Theory of Conservative Conservation of Ignorant Stupidity:
    Having a different opinion must mean you're a troll.

  • ZhauricZhauric Houston, TXPosts: 293Member

    *laughs* Very good article and rather damn accurate. Definitely a good read. Nice job.

  • RebxrnRebxrn VA Beach, VAPosts: 18Member

    Why the deuce is a virtual relationship needed in the first place?

    Is the entire gaming community that deprived of real life interaction?

    Why not take a note from the Japanese and provide an option to marry virtual characters...in reality.

    Missed the plot.

    I Once was Dead...Now am Reborn

  • dragonbranddragonbrand Long Beach, CAPosts: 412Member Uncommon

    Funny article. Nicely done.

    Gaming since Avalon Hill was making board games.

    Played SWG, EVE, Fallen Earth, LOTRO, Rift, Vanguard, WoW, SWTOR, TSW, Tera
    Tried Aoc, Aion, EQII, RoM, Vindictus, Darkfail, DDO, GW, PotBS

  • Nomis278Nomis278 LondonPosts: 126Member

    Funny article, funnier comments. C3PO a Homosexual? He's an android and he has no johnson, aren't those quite big drawbacks?

    {mod edit}


  • QuicksandQuicksand Aurora, COPosts: 604Member Uncommon

    Originally posted by R3born

    Why the deuce is a virtual relationship needed in the first place?

    Is the entire gaming community that deprived of real life interaction?

    Why not take a note from the Japanese and provide an option to marry virtual characters...in reality.

    Missed the plot.

    well said, I think we should all get married in RL and let games be... ummm... Games!

    www.90and9.net
    www.prophecymma.com

  • QuicksandQuicksand Aurora, COPosts: 604Member Uncommon

    Originally posted by Nomis278

    Funny article, funnier comments. C3PO a Homosexual? He's an android and he has no johnson, aren't those quite big drawbacks?

    {mod edit}

    ROFL

    www.90and9.net
    www.prophecymma.com

  • painbreakerpainbreaker ViennaPosts: 88Member

    'We don't have friendly fire in The Old Republic for a simple reason, most of the players are... well, idiots!'

    You will find the quote.

    No need to write more...

    image

    When the war of the beasts brings about the world’s end,
    the goddess descends from the sky, wings of light and dark spread afar.

  • cheyanecheyane Rome Posts: 3,002Member Uncommon

    Shizz ! This thread has been twisted into a pretzal . Everything has been taken to quite insane levels and the worst thing is that people are so serious about their views.

    image

    Uploaded with ImageShack.us

  • LidaneLidane Austin, TXPosts: 2,300Member

    Originally posted by R3born

    Why the deuce is a virtual relationship needed in the first place?

    Here. Let me define a word for you that all the sanctimonious drama queens in this thread clearly have no concept of:

     


    op·tion·al

      [op-shuh-nl] image Show IPA



    adjective

    1.

    left to one's choice; not required or mandatory: Formal dress is optional.



    2.

    leaving something to choice.






    Romance in SWTOR, whether gay or straight, is entirely optional. Players can ignore the [Flirt] options if they want and never even give it a thought. Also, just like in Mass Effect, any romantic interactions happen solely via cutscene that no one else will ever care about or see. 


     


    It's all a bunch of pointless drama for no goddamn reason. No one's going to see your toon mack on anyone except you. If you don't want it, don't choose the romance interactions. Simple as that.


  • ChloroCatChloroCat Easley, SCPosts: 98Member

    MANY MANY HA-AHAA. Awsome read. There is so much I wanna say about this funny piece. So..people are making a big deal about being able to stick there <lightsaber> into ANY hole huh. Are you serious ? So this is the future of the MMO world. Before graphics..before playablility...before how many classes are there..before what races will be avalible. HEY CAN I F$#$K THE SAME SEX ??? Welcome to SW:TOR or as I will refer to it...STAR WARS <lisp> THE OVER the  RAINBOW

     But really I hope it's a good game and I may play it...not like <that> but you know. Actually play it to see how the game is..No NO NOO you know to see the worlds...Ok maybe I'll take a raincheck Bioware.

    Jymm Byuu
    Playing : Blood Bowl. Waiting for 2. Holding breath for Archeage and EQN.

  • DarkPonyDarkPony RotterdamPosts: 5,566Member

    Originally posted by Nomis278

    Funny article, funnier comments. C3PO a Homosexual? He's an android and he has no johnson, aren't those quite big drawbacks?

    At a first glance you'd think so. But why can't there be pure platonic bro-love between man and machine?

    C3PO's bleeps can be deep and full of passion for those who care to listen. There's frequencies that would even make a wookie shiver.

     

  • gryphon93gryphon93 Fox Island, WAPosts: 68Member

    Originally posted by R3born

    Why the deuce is a virtual relationship needed in the first place?

    Diversion tactic. Keep the idiot gamer focused on minutiae so they won't notice how awful the game is.

  • lol great article.  that really helped me let of some steam by laughing.  :)  But seriously, devs spending time on a mmo "romantic companion".  That's a serious turnoff to the game for me.  Just such a waste of dev resources imo.

    But, the game's not made just for me, so I'll shut my f***In' retarded mouth!  :P

  • SaerainSaerain Barrington, RIPosts: 944Member Uncommon

    Also because romance is one of the strongest driving forces in any story, especially epics like Star Wars stories. Its omission would be awkward, to say the least.

    Favorites: EVE, VG, LotRO | Playing: None | Anticipating: SC, ED, TD, EQN, CU
  • KaeriganKaerigan None Of Your BusinessPosts: 689Member

    Originally posted by Saerain

    Also because romance is one of the strongest driving forces in any story, especially epics like Star Wars stories. Its omission would be awkward, to say the least.

    Thank you. This isn't about marrying a digital partner like someone mentioned a couple of pages back.

    <childish, provocative and highly speculative banner about your favorite game goes here>

  • SovrathSovrath Boston Area, MAPosts: 18,452Member Uncommon

    Originally posted by zaxxon23

    l  But seriously, devs spending time on a mmo "romantic companion".  That's a serious turnoff to the game for me.  Just such a waste of dev resources imo.

    But, the game's not made just for me, so I'll shut my f***In' retarded mouth!  :P

    well think of it this way, anything could be considered a waste of resources when looked at from an opposing demographic. But the more that is put into a game the greater the scope, the greater the depth. Especially if it can be pulled off.

    Anything that brings players to a game and keeps them in a game is only going to be good for the player base.

  • QuicksandQuicksand Aurora, COPosts: 604Member Uncommon

    Originally posted by DarkPony

    Originally posted by Nomis278

    Funny article, funnier comments. C3PO a Homosexual? He's an android and he has no johnson, aren't those quite big drawbacks?

    At a first glance you'd think so. But why can't there be pure platonic bro-love between man and machine?

    C3PO's bleeps can be deep and full of passion for those who care to listen. There's frequencies that would even make a wookie shiver.

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0

    Guy love !!!!!!!!!

    www.90and9.net
    www.prophecymma.com

  • SaerainSaerain Barrington, RIPosts: 944Member Uncommon

    Originally posted by Quicksand

    Originally posted by DarkPony


    Originally posted by Nomis278

    Funny article, funnier comments. C3PO a Homosexual? He's an android and he has no johnson, aren't those quite big drawbacks?

    At a first glance you'd think so. But why can't there be pure platonic bro-love between man and machine?

    C3PO's bleeps can be deep and full of passion for those who care to listen. There's frequencies that would even make a wookie shiver.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0

    I thought for sure that was going to bring me here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q

    Favorites: EVE, VG, LotRO | Playing: None | Anticipating: SC, ED, TD, EQN, CU
  • DarkPonyDarkPony RotterdamPosts: 5,566Member

    Originally posted by Saerain

    Originally posted by Quicksand


    Originally posted by DarkPony


    Originally posted by Nomis278

    Funny article, funnier comments. C3PO a Homosexual? He's an android and he has no johnson, aren't those quite big drawbacks?

    At a first glance you'd think so. But why can't there be pure platonic bro-love between man and machine?

    C3PO's bleeps can be deep and full of passion for those who care to listen. There's frequencies that would even make a wookie shiver.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0

    I thought for sure that was going to bring me here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q

    Hehe both funny stuff. Which reminds me of Fisto, the sex robot from Fallout New Vegas.

    "Assume the position"

    Never laughed so hard in a single player game.

  • FoomerangFoomerang Portland, ORPosts: 5,564Member Uncommon

    I'll add my personal #4. The "OMGWTF Gear grind treadmill carrot on a stick hamster wheel raid or die" crowd. These folks are annoying. They burned themselves out on previous mmo features, so when they see the same or similar features in TOR, its immediately an awful game. God forbid they themselves actually try to do something different in a game, no. For some reason, they are forever slaves to whatever game features they hate the most. For once, try focusing on playing the stuff they like. And if there's nothing to like, they can refer to your second point.

  • ThanesThanes St. Augustine, FLPosts: 182Member

    Originally posted by Quicksand

    Originally posted by DarkPony


    Originally posted by Nomis278

    Funny article, funnier comments. C3PO a Homosexual? He's an android and he has no johnson, aren't those quite big drawbacks?

    At a first glance you'd think so. But why can't there be pure platonic bro-love between man and machine?

    C3PO's bleeps can be deep and full of passion for those who care to listen. There's frequencies that would even make a wookie shiver.

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0

    Guy love !!!!!!!!!

    This was the video you were looking for.http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/109006

  • palulalulapalulalula vukovarPosts: 655Member

    Wait a sec, i will start sith warrior and my  associate Vette can jump on me when ever she wants. But what with poor Jedi!!!??  T7-01!!!  Cmon please! Now i know how i make fun from Jedi robo abusers. And sorry but all male associates are some kind of monsters, so enjoy:)



     

  • causscauss sonnegaPosts: 668Member

    Originally posted by Abdar

    Wow, your amazing bud. I mean it must be really hard to take a sh1t on a game that hasn't come out yet. For the record, you could have been talking about GW2, Tera, Secret World .. whatever.

    Point is, do you (and mmorpg.com) actually think this provides any value to anyone at all?

     




     

    Dude. READ THE ARTICLE.

  • DarkPonyDarkPony RotterdamPosts: 5,566Member

    Originally posted by palulalula

    Wait a sec, i will start sith warrior and my  associate Vette can jump on me when ever she wants. But what with poor Jedi!!!??  T7-01!!!  Cmon please! Now i know how i make fun from Jedi robo abusers. And sorry all male associates are some kind of monsters, so enjoy:)

    Well that's just their FIRST companion from a long list. You'll just have to be patient for a bit if you don't like platonic robro-love :) Also strong emotions tempt the dark side. Perhaps Jedi's would be best off not to engage in relationships at all?

Sign In or Register to comment.