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The 3 woes of being an egg...

IlliusIllius Toronto, ONPosts: 4,142Member Uncommon

1.  You only get laid once...

2.  The only woman to sit on your face is your own mother...

3.  It takes 4 minutes to get hard...

No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-


  • Benj4minBenj4min his coolish cookiePosts: 23Member

    Are you being rasict to eggs?

    I do not like people who dislike the Eggalonians. They are so cool.

    They also make the world a much more EGGCITING place!

  • Man1acMan1ac EnglandPosts: 1,428Member

    Two dragons walk into a bar and one says, "It's hot in here". The other one says "Shut your mouth".

    We're all Geniuses. Most of us just don't know it.

  • thecrapthecrap crapPosts: 433Member

    I do hope tis is not from your personal experiences

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