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Funniest Guild Names Of All Time

r3zs1ckn3ssr3zs1ckn3ss Wauwatosa, WIPosts: 360Member Uncommon

Guilds, Legions. Yada yada yada. Most MMORPG's have them. And I have seen a lot of crazy ones in the past (most on WoW of course). Let us reminisce on those great, hilarious and godawful names.


Obama Loves Chicken (My girl started this one. 70 members, and then reported. lol)

Ur Mom Is My Epic Mount


I PvP my pants

Come Honor Face

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  • InzraInzra capitPosts: 679Member


    Desperate Housewifes

    Two Maidens, One Chalice

    Still Queuing


    ...terrible but funny

  • Toquio3Toquio3 LisbonPosts: 1,074Member

    The best guild name I've ever seen was a guild in Guild Wars. They were called the Titanic Deckchair Attendants.

    If you stand VERY still, and close your eyes, after a minute you can actually FEEL the universe revolving around PvP.

  • TalthanysTalthanys Millersville, MDPosts: 458Member

    Sapped Girls Can't Say No. Was a WoW guild I think.


  • AmatheAmathe Miami, FLPosts: 1,756Member Uncommon

    <Thanks I Work Out>

    (WoW guild)

    EQ1, EQ2, SWG, SWTOR, GW, GW2 CoH, CoV, FFXI, WoW, CO, War,TSW and a slew of free trials and beta tests

  • DarkholmeDarkholme Posts: 1,204Member Uncommon

    There was an arena team in WoW that I believe they turned into a guild named "GTFO Mom I'm Bowflexin". I don't know why but that struck me as funny... There are a billion others at varying levels of humor, but that's the only one I can think of atm. 

    "Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places..." ~ H.P.Lovecraft, "From Beyond"

  • KillSwitch69KillSwitch69 Minneapolis, MNPosts: 22Member Uncommon

    R. Kelly PVP on Me, a friend's son's guild in WoW. Lol...I still laugh every time I hear it.

  • IlvaldyrIlvaldyr MiddlesbroughPosts: 2,142Member

    Couple I remember:

    Grand Theft Kodo - WoW Guild.

    Black Orc Down - WAR Guild.

    Pretty Pink Pwnies - WoW Guild.

    And Two Stealthed Rogues - WoW Guild.

    She Said She was Lvl 18 - WoW Guild.

    Fat Kids Are Hard To Kidnap - Can't remember where I saw this one.


    Playing: EVE, Final Fantasy 13, Uncharted 2, Need for Speed: Shift
  • IlliusIllius Toronto, ONPosts: 4,142Member Uncommon
    Originally posted by Darkholme

    There was an arena team in WoW that I believe they turned into a guild named "GTFO Mom I'm Bowflexin". I don't know why but that struck me as funny... There are a billion others at varying levels of humor, but that's the only one I can think of atm. 

    To that extent there was an arena team my buddy played with called "we total gym to win".

    As for the guild names.... Scary Badguys, Manboy's Fanboys (you have to know the back story),  I Crit my Pants, and some

    Edit:  oh yeah I forgot this one   My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't.  I'll give you 3 guesses as to where it's from, you probably only need 1.

    No required quests! And if I decide I want to be an assassin-cartographer-dancer-pastry chef who lives only to stalk and kill interior decorators, then that's who I want to be, even if it takes me four years to max all the skills and everyone else thinks I'm freaking nuts. -Madimorga-

  • Gabby-airGabby-air surrey, BCPosts: 3,440Member Uncommon

    Go hard or go gnome - wow guild, still makes me laugh every time i see a member of theirs.

  • cshanorcshanor Huntsville, ALPosts: 64Member

    A Drunken Holy Guy --- Guild from DAoC

    Every time they would take a keep in RVR, it would be reported as "A Drunken Holy Guy has just captured Caer Benowyc" etc..   it was amusing.

  • TacBoyTacBoy Minneapolis, MNPosts: 139Member Uncommon

     Gnomeland Security

    Ghouls Gone Wild

    Murloco Taco Employee

    It Hurts When I PvP

    Built Horde Tough

  • ComnitusComnitus Williamsburg, VAPosts: 2,462Member

    BEEP BEEP IMA JEEP (level 19 WoW twink guild before Blizzard raped level 19 twinks). I can't really think of any others, probably because there were too many stupid ones.


  • DubhlaithDubhlaith EnnisPosts: 1,012Member

    Not that funny, but when I played WoW, in the early days, when it was...different, There was a group of people with a guild named <General Goods Vendor>. They would flag for PVP and stand still in places where you might expect a vendor to be. This was before everyone knew where all the vendors were. I was guilty myself of running up to one and trying to sell some of my loot.

    They were awesome people.

    "Gamers will no longer buy the argument that every MMO requires a subscription fee to offset server and bandwidth costs. It's not true — you know it, and they know it." —Jeff Strain, co-founder of ArenaNet, 2007

    WTF? No subscription fee?

  • wizlmtzwizlmtz Martinez, CAPosts: 20Member

    Disneyland Druglords - Old twink wow guild




    My STDs Are Bop

  • Rayx0rRayx0r melbourne, FLPosts: 2,902Member

    <Light Red Unicorns>

    oh, and this one

    <Mighty Murloc Militia>   (selfish plug)


    “"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot foot stomping on a human face -- forever."
  • Goatgod76Goatgod76 Stow, OHPosts: 1,214Member
  • spookydomspookydom BristolPosts: 1,782Member Uncommon

    Iputonmyrobeandswizardshat and Cheese vendor from wow. Cheese vendor used to make me laugh a lot, the ammount of times I ran up to one of them looking to buy cheese.


  • ChuckanarChuckanar johnson city, TNPosts: 210Member Uncommon

     G.I.R.L.s is guild me and buddy made in Champions.

  • svannsvann san jose, CAPosts: 1,651Member Uncommon

    God's Balls


  • firefly2003firefly2003 Los Angeles, CAPosts: 2,510Member Uncommon

    Semen Knights and Bastards Disguise As Sailors -Darkfall Clans

  • BarelyEinsteinBarelyEinstein SLC, UTPosts: 174Member Uncommon

    *My Little Pwnies* is the only one I can think of.

  • eLdritchZeLdritchZ DarmstadtPosts: 83Member

    <Allies in Wonderland> - WoW

    <A Frenchman ate my parents>  - EQ2 Froglok guild

    <Purple helmet Soldiers> - PS Vanu Outfit (my all time favourite ;) )

    <Ratonga is Spy> - EQ2

    <Hoot Hoot Pwl Squad> - WoW

    An Agency that kicks so much ass it has to be written in all capital letters... divided by dots!

  • iLkRehpiLkRehp Star Wars The Old Republic Correspondent Seattle, WAPosts: 3Member

    Roflicers of the Lawl

  • BrenelaelBrenelael MainePosts: 3,761Member Uncommon

    NoFatChicks and CakeorDeath from Lineage II. Only two I can think of at 5:08 AM... LOL




  • AOCtesterAOCtester ReykjavPosts: 431Member

    Seen alot of good ones but always come back to

    "We Die Alot" in WOW


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