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I am officially a member of Maynard's band, seriously

DraenorDraenor Roseville, CAPosts: 7,918Member

In response to the Slayer zealot that has infiltrated my forum, I will post something truly amazing for you all.  It seems that Maynard has decided to include me in his band known as Puscifer.  Our first CD hits stores soon and will be titled "V is for Vagina".  Anyway, I just thought that you should all know that I am with the band, note the circled name: 








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And here is a link directly to Puscifer's myspace, note once again my name in the list of band members.  http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=71848725

I have finally achieved my goal of creating beautiful and meaningful music with my musical hero, Maynard James Keenan.

For those who wish to see MY myspace as proof that I am in fact Joe Nagy, here is my myspace URL:  www.myspace.com/joeissohawt

Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

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  • JonnyHelfireJonnyHelfire washington, DCPosts: 125Member

    Keep dreaming bud. I will belive you if you comment on puscifer's profile though with that same profile you claim is yours.

    EDIT:For all I know that guy's profile could be on Pucifer's friends list and you just took the link from his profile and such.

  • wyvexwyvex ., FLPosts: 346Member

    have fun playing retarded pervert music

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  • DraenorDraenor Roseville, CAPosts: 7,918Member

    Originally posted by JonnyHelfire


    Keep dreaming bud. I will belive you if you comment on puscifer's profile though with that same profile you claim is yours.
    EDIT:For all I know that guy's profile could be on Pucifer's friends list and you just took the link from his profile and such.
     

    Check back tomorow afternoon, Maynard requires that comments be approved before they are posted

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • ImixZinzImixZinz frazier park, CAPosts: 553Member

    Me and all my friends are in this band too.

  • DraenorDraenor Roseville, CAPosts: 7,918Member

    Originally posted by ImixZinz


    Me and all my friends are in this band too.

    haha...yes but my actual name is up there, so I win 

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • modjoe86modjoe86 Fayetteville, ARPosts: 4,082Member

    Everyone on these forums sucks now. Congrats (he deserves it, he is a member of maynard)

    "The birds they sang
    at the break of day.
    Start again I heard them say;
    Don't dwell on what has passed away
    or what is yet to be."
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  • AkaJetsonAkaJetson LondonPosts: 1,167Member

    my cousins band 0wns urs, well you probably wouldnt think so becaue its death metal but its just funny listenin to it. www.myspace.com/theofficialendofdays

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  • OpticaleyeOpticaleye atlanta, GAPosts: 498Member

    Originally posted by Draenor


    In response to the Slayer zealot that has infiltrated my forum, I will post something truly amazing for you all.  It seems that Maynard has decided to include me in his band known as Puscifer.  Our first CD hits stores soon and will be titled "V is for Vagina".  Anyway, I just thought that you should all know that I am with the band, note the circled name: 






    83%Puscifer.jpg picture by Joe6305




     
    And here is a link directly to Puscifer's myspace, note once again my name in the list of band members.  http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=71848725
    I have finally achieved my goal of creating beautiful and meaningful music with my musical hero, Maynard James Keenan.
    For those who wish to see MY myspace as proof that I am in fact Joe Nagy, here is my myspace URL:  www.myspace.com/joeissohawt

    Well i just thought you should know that i could really not give a damn.Why did you feel it important that we "should all know"?

    Congrats and everything but thats like me saying "i think everyone should know im the cooolest guy ever"!!

    I dont need proof of your accomplishment anymore than you need proof that im a photographer.

    Interesting post though.

    What is your physical limit?

  • XtromassXtromass OsloPosts: 662Member

    never heard of this Mayrart or what his name is

  • Agricola1Agricola1 PortsmouthPosts: 4,984Member

    Hmmm, if that was my name I don't think I'd be shouting about it. That band looks like a bunch of teenage and 40 year old virgins got together and took out all their frustrations on not being able to get their legs over, it's people like this that make "Napalm Death" laudable!

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

  • gnomexxxgnomexxx Mobile, ALPosts: 2,920Member

    I always thought the name Maynard was reserved for babies who are born retarded.  Kind of a way to make them seem cuter and more tolerable.  Sort of like the name Corky, or Algernon, or George, or Jeb. 

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  • DraenorDraenor Roseville, CAPosts: 7,918Member
    Originally posted by gnomexxx


    I always thought the name Maynard was reserved for babies who are born retarded.  Kind of a way to make them seem cuter and more tolerable.  Sort of like the name Corky, or Algernon, or George, or Jeb. 



    It's not his real name, it was a nickname that he picked up in the army.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • NierroNierro Palo Alto, CAPosts: 1,755Member

    How did you "join" his band?

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  • JonnyHelfireJonnyHelfire washington, DCPosts: 125Member
    Originally posted by Nierro


    How did you "join" his band?

    I bet he bribed them to put his name up there

  • Agricola1Agricola1 PortsmouthPosts: 4,984Member

    As a member of this "band" what percentage of the royalties do you recieve from the CD sales?

    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience"

    CS Lewis

  • GodliestGodliest StockholmPosts: 3,486Member


    Originally posted by JonnyHelfire
    Originally posted by Nierro How did you "join" his band?
    I bet he bribed them to put his name up there image

    Let's just say is ass looks like the Japanese flag...

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  • DraenorDraenor Roseville, CAPosts: 7,918Member

     

    Originally posted by Agricola1


    As a member of this "band" what percentage of the royalties do you recieve from the CD sales?

     

    We are an indy band, no big record label to take a huge chunk of the profits...Since there are so many members of the band though, and since there is a "revolving door of talented people" profits are divided according to contributions to individual CD's.  I myself will be making approx 1%.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • MuraisMurais X, MAPosts: 1,127Member

      I like Tool and Slayer. So, I don't really care.

  • kel11kel11 earth, PAPosts: 1,089Member

    GZ.

     

     

     

    Change my mind so much I can't even trust it
    My mind change me so much I can't even trust myself

  • Alright I admit it, I am officially jealous of Draenor.



    That's why I'm going to electronically steal his identity and pretend I also contributed to this band. Also to max out his credit cards.

  • DraenorDraenor Roseville, CAPosts: 7,918Member

    The joke is on you, I don't have any credit cards, or money for that matter.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • JonnyHelfireJonnyHelfire washington, DCPosts: 125Member
    Originally posted by Draenor


    The joke is on you, I don't have any credit cards, or money for that matter.

    Well then I can go to the bank and get some loans in your name with a forged drivers license and such. That way you will have to pay the loans and not me so yea your identy is still important.

  • DraenorDraenor Roseville, CAPosts: 7,918Member

    Originally posted by JonnyHelfire

    Originally posted by Draenor


    The joke is on you, I don't have any credit cards, or money for that matter.

    Well then I can go to the bank and get some loans in your name with a forged drivers license and such. That way you will have to pay the loans and not me so yea your identy is still important.

    I hate dealing with banks.

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • gnomexxxgnomexxx Mobile, ALPosts: 2,920Member

    Originally posted by Draenor

    Originally posted by gnomexxx


    I always thought the name Maynard was reserved for babies who are born retarded.  Kind of a way to make them seem cuter and more tolerable.  Sort of like the name Corky, or Algernon, or George, or Jeb. 



    It's not his real name, it was a nickname that he picked up in the army.


    Hmmmm...  I had a military nickname too.  It wasn't a bad one though.  Usually, you get those for a reason.   

     

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  • JonnyHelfireJonnyHelfire washington, DCPosts: 125Member
    Originally posted by Draenor


     
    Originally posted by JonnyHelfire

    Originally posted by Draenor


    The joke is on you, I don't have any credit cards, or money for that matter.

    Well then I can go to the bank and get some loans in your name with a forged drivers license and such. That way you will have to pay the loans and not me so yea your identy is still important.

     

    I hate dealing with banks.

    Thats why im getting loans in your name so I get  the loan money while you pay for it and the interest.. I know im evil.

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