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"It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)
Originally posted by PunkMonk Once upon the end of a great era there [were] 2 monkeys spanking humans with bananas. Cannibal pygmies, Hung like ( [as] in William Hung) song debut in trees, failed miserably. Then suddenly, Chuck Norris killed 9,000 randy dolphins. So I touched myself in places only a turtle would think of going. Who would ever think that to cure cancer, a testicle's fresh breathe would require spontanious decapitation with a rusty chainsaw. Sadly there were only two bandaids I used where my head used to reside. But glory only led to flatulence. But since cancer is completely prone to nothing really. Everyone knows I'm sexy. I eat worlds, and mom's oddly shaped secret toys (vibrating toys.) 4,000 different shapes and sizes of pleasurable goodness. The world of porn makes me really hawt and President Bush looked at j00r m0th3r and screamed "Gafilta fish!" and "ZOMG!"Batman boofed Robin all over and yelled "Sucky suck, $5." Then turned to me and whispered "Nice penis." I thought "enough quotations!" and killed AkaJetson 10 with your pet lobster of +5 stamina. "Fire bolt! FIRE BOLT!" it cried! The lobster was gay bashing so I left the house lights on, when suddenly, everybody stripped their wallpaper by breathing toxic gasses.When is my cat pumping iron? He-Man then ate some food which he though was repulsive and experienced NGE. Domestic capacity of Bush is very insane because this thread continues to ramble on. And the end of this thread will never result in anything decent but cheese. The moon is not made of a describable substance called queso azul.However, the dehydrated T-Rex farted loudly then turned back and ended this story, but then SOE haters farted loudly hoping Pre-CU will never hopelessly bore Prehistoric midgets with potatoguns (twirling mustaches of spam). Endangered spaminals will end sex[ed] up and down in places. Austropithicus likely sleep in my house with mom.Michael Jackson killed his favorite monkey We should make this into a book. We are almost done with the first page of the prologue...we better keep this going.
I can't die!".
but he did
And he would
Equilibrium's Community Leader.A dedicated Guildwars 2 PvP Guild.
Originally posted by Olujiwan And he would
eat that OREO
(the one on Olujiwan's avatar)
But he didnt
bcuz he liked
wyvex`s avatar more !!!
*Not apart of the story, just reminding you all. TWO WORDS!!!
Also, I request this thread to be stickied.
Originally posted by PunkMonk Also, I request this thread to be stickied.
I travel to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu.
Yes it's a real place and I cheated!
On Time? On Target? Never Quit?