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  • b0rderline99b0rderline99 walworth, NYPosts: 1,441Member

    austrolopithicus likey,

  • zethcarnzethcarn Kentucky, KYPosts: 1,558Member

    sleep in

  • wyvexwyvex ., FLPosts: 346Member

    my house

     

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  • 8hammer88hammer8 Rancho Cucamonga, CAPosts: 1,812Member

    with Mom.

    "It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)

  • petrickopetricko Ypsilanti, MIPosts: 84Member

    Michael Jackson

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  • AkaJetsonAkaJetson LondonPosts: 1,167Member

    killed his

    ?

  • 8hammer88hammer8 Rancho Cucamonga, CAPosts: 1,812Member
    Originally posted by PunkMonk


    Once upon the end of a great era there [were] 2 monkeys spanking humans with bananas.  Cannibal pygmies, Hung like ( [as] in William Hung) song debut in trees, failed miserably. Then suddenly, Chuck Norris killed 9,000 randy dolphins. So I touched myself in places only a turtle would think of going. Who would ever think that to cure cancer, a testicle's fresh breathe would require spontanious decapitation with a rusty chainsaw. Sadly there were only two bandaids I used where my head used to reside. But glory only led to flatulence. But since cancer is completely prone to nothing really.
    Everyone knows I'm sexy. I eat worlds, and mom's oddly shaped secret toys (vibrating toys.) 4,000 different shapes and sizes of pleasurable goodness. The world of porn makes me really hawt and President Bush looked at j00r m0th3r and screamed "Gafilta fish!" and "ZOMG!"
    Batman boofed Robin all over and yelled "Sucky suck, $5." Then turned to me and whispered  "Nice penis." I thought "enough quotations!" and killed AkaJetson 10 with your pet lobster of +5 stamina. "Fire bolt! FIRE BOLT!" it cried! The lobster was gay bashing so I left the house lights on, when suddenly, everybody stripped their wallpaper by breathing toxic gasses.
    When is my cat pumping iron? He-Man then ate some food which he though was repulsive and experienced NGE.  Domestic capacity of Bush is very insane because this thread continues to ramble on.  And the end of this thread will never result in anything decent but cheese.   The moon is not made of a describable substance called queso azul.
    However, the dehydrated T-Rex farted loudly then turned back and ended this story, but then SOE haters farted loudly hoping Pre-CU will never hopelessly bore Prehistoric midgets with potatoguns (twirling mustaches of spam).  Endangered spaminals will end sex[ed] up and down in places.  Austropithicus likely sleep in my house with mom.
    Michael Jackson killed his favorite monkey
     
    We should make this into a book. 
    We are almost done with the first page of the prologue...we better keep this going. 

     

    "It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)

  • AkaJetsonAkaJetson LondonPosts: 1,167Member

    because it

    ?

  • wyvexwyvex ., FLPosts: 346Member

    touched his

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  • b0rderline99b0rderline99 walworth, NYPosts: 1,441Member

    nose of,

  • AkaJetsonAkaJetson LondonPosts: 1,167Member

    also died.

    ?

  • ByromByrom Granbury, TXPosts: 236Member

    and exclaimed,"

  • AkaJetsonAkaJetson LondonPosts: 1,167Member

    I can't die!".

    ?

  • pirateerpirateer Las Vegas, NVPosts: 219Member

    but he did

  • OlujiwanOlujiwan EindhovenPosts: 18Member

    And he would

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  • wyvexwyvex ., FLPosts: 346Member

     

    Originally posted by Olujiwan


    And he would

      eat that OREO

     

     

    (the one on Olujiwan's avatar)

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  • OlujiwanOlujiwan EindhovenPosts: 18Member

    But he didnt

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  • OlujiwanOlujiwan EindhovenPosts: 18Member

    bcuz he liked

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  • OlujiwanOlujiwan EindhovenPosts: 18Member

    wyvex`s avatar more !!!

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  • PunkMonkPunkMonk Ft. Lauderdale, FLPosts: 483Member

    *Not apart of the story, just reminding you all. TWO WORDS!!!

     

    Also, I request this thread to be stickied. 

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  • wyvexwyvex ., FLPosts: 346Member

    Originally posted by PunkMonk



    Also, I request this thread to be stickied. 

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  • OlujiwanOlujiwan EindhovenPosts: 18Member

    And so

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  • FilipinoFuryFilipinoFury Terre Haute, INPosts: 1,056Member

    I travel to Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu.

     

    Yes it's a real place and I cheated!

    On Time? On Target? Never Quit?

  • AkaJetsonAkaJetson LondonPosts: 1,167Member

    Pirateer got

    ?

  • LolmanheyLolmanhey Noobland 21, AKPosts: 29Member

    eaten by

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