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DraenorDraenor Roseville, CAPosts: 7,918Member

Heed my call, heathens of the pub, turn from your unholy ways, and go to the light.  The light that shines bright in the hearts of all that would hear it!  The light of the off topic forum, and of the benevolent Emperor Draenor!  Let the light consume you, protect you, and comfort you!  Let the words of Tool sorround your mind as you embrace all that is right and righteous in my teachings!  I have been made the chosen one!  Chosen to deliver a message of hope and understanding to those who will hear it!  And a warning for those who will not!!  Indeed, let those who would hear my message flock to the off topic forum and begin making topic both humorous and insightful!  I implore you all!  For it is written in the book of Tool:

" Let not the infidels in the Pub at mmorpg.com infiltrate your mind and set a foothold in your heart!  Let only the teachings of the wise and pure of heart come into your being!  For the teachings of the false prophets are flatering, and on the surface appear holy, but they are merely words that will wilt and fade, but the words of Tool, the words of Tool's greatest prophet, are forever!  Therefore do what is right and righteous, and go forth to the only proper forum, go forth to off topic, and post!  Post to your heart's content!  For the King of off topic welcomes all new comers!  He does not grammar nazi!  He does not hold some in higher regard!  NAY!  For all those who would follow his word are worthy in his eyes, and will forever be honored and rewarded!"

 

For those who will not take heed, I warn you, my minions are assembling, you have been warned. 

Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

Comments

  • KaabulkKaabulk LA, CAPosts: 670Member
    Spoken with power and holyness great emperor. Let this be one last warning to the unbelievers. not even that smoke choze guy or w/e he is called can stop us.
  • peenkpeenk Staten Island, NYPosts: 270Member
    Originally posted by Draenor


    Heed my call, heathens of the pub, turn from your unholy ways, and go to the light.  The light that shines bright in the hearts of all that would hear it!  The light of the off topic forum, and of the benevolent Emperor Draenor!  Let the light consume you, protect you, and comfort you!  Let the words of Tool sorround your mind as you embrace all that is right and righteous in my teachings!  I have been made the chosen one!  Chosen to deliver a message of hope and understanding to those who will hear it!  And a warning for those who will not!!  Indeed, let those who would hear my message flock to the off topic forum and begin making topic both humorous and insightful!  I implore you all!  For it is written in the book of Tool:


    " Let not the infidels in the Pub at mmorpg.com infiltrate your mind and set a foothold in your heart!  Let only the teachings of the wise and pure of heart come into your being!  For the teachings of the false prophets are flatering, and on the surface appear holy, but they are merely words that will wilt and fade, but the words of Tool, the words of Tool's greatest prophet, are forever!  Therefore do what is right and righteous, and go forth to the only proper forum, go forth to off topic, and post!  Post to your heart's content!  For the King of off topic welcomes all new comers!  He does not grammar nazi!  He does not hold some in higher regard!  NAY!  For all those who would follow his word are worthy in his eyes, and will forever be honored and rewarded!"
     
    For those who will not take heed, I warn you, my minions are assembling, you have been warned. 
    I want what ever it is that you are smoking.

    WTB Shadowbane 2
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  • KaabulkKaabulk LA, CAPosts: 670Member
    He smokes the great power of Tool unbeliever. Turn to Tool and you shall have some.
  • DraenorDraenor Roseville, CAPosts: 7,918Member
    Originally posted by Kaabulk

    Spoken with power and holyness great emperor. Let this be one last warning to the unbelievers. not even that smoke choze guy or w/e he is called can stop us.
    Go forth my generals!  Go forth and take this forum in the name of Tool and your emperor!!!  Bring the brightest minds to my off topic forum where I may cradle them in my arms and teach them my ways!!  Let the fools burn in the great fires of our anscestors for no less than 10,000 days!!

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • KaabulkKaabulk LA, CAPosts: 670Member
    You have heard the emperor. Let us post random Tool lyrics on pub forums.
  • DraenorDraenor Roseville, CAPosts: 7,918Member
    Originally posted by Kaabulk

    You have heard the emperor. Let us post random Tool lyrics on pub forums.
    Go forth and bring back any who would follow my Tool-like ways!  Go forth and bathe them in the light!

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • KaabulkKaabulk LA, CAPosts: 670Member

    Your highness I have posted the lyrics on one thread in a attempt to get believers, but it seems the other generals have either left or abandoned me. Requesting assistance before I get banned.

  • KaabulkKaabulk LA, CAPosts: 670Member
    Your highness it is only a matter of time.
  • KaabulkKaabulk LA, CAPosts: 670Member
    Sorry sir, but im going to have to go. Forgive me sir, but I must leave the forums for tonight.
  • specter843specter843 Ridgeland, SCPosts: 84Member
    Originally posted by Draenor


    Heed my call, heathens of the pub, turn from your unholy ways, and go to the light.  The light that shines bright in the hearts of all that would hear it!  The light of the off topic forum, and of the benevolent Emperor Draenor!  Let the light consume you, protect you, and comfort you!  Let the words of Tool sorround your mind as you embrace all that is right and righteous in my teachings!  I have been made the chosen one!  Chosen to deliver a message of hope and understanding to those who will hear it!  And a warning for those who will not!!  Indeed, let those who would hear my message flock to the off topic forum and begin making topic both humorous and insightful!  I implore you all!  For it is written in the book of Tool:


    " Let not the infidels in the Pub at mmorpg.com infiltrate your mind and set a foothold in your heart!  Let only the teachings of the wise and pure of heart come into your being!  For the teachings of the false prophets are flatering, and on the surface appear holy, but they are merely words that will wilt and fade, but the words of Tool, the words of Tool's greatest prophet, are forever!  Therefore do what is right and righteous, and go forth to the only proper forum, go forth to off topic, and post!  Post to your heart's content!  For the King of off topic welcomes all new comers!  He does not grammar nazi!  He does not hold some in higher regard!  NAY!  For all those who would follow his word are worthy in his eyes, and will forever be honored and rewarded!"
     
    For those who will not take heed, I warn you, my minions are assembling, you have been warned. 
    There is a reason for the off topic forums. Even though I have no problem with your little fantasy or your minions, I don’t see why you’ve let this all go to your head and now feel the need to come over here and spam these forums with your nonsense.

     

    Please, take this back to where it belongs.


  • DraenorDraenor Roseville, CAPosts: 7,918Member
    Originally posted by specter843

    Originally posted by Draenor


    Heed my call, heathens of the pub, turn from your unholy ways, and go to the light.  The light that shines bright in the hearts of all that would hear it!  The light of the off topic forum, and of the benevolent Emperor Draenor!  Let the light consume you, protect you, and comfort you!  Let the words of Tool sorround your mind as you embrace all that is right and righteous in my teachings!  I have been made the chosen one!  Chosen to deliver a message of hope and understanding to those who will hear it!  And a warning for those who will not!!  Indeed, let those who would hear my message flock to the off topic forum and begin making topic both humorous and insightful!  I implore you all!  For it is written in the book of Tool:


    " Let not the infidels in the Pub at mmorpg.com infiltrate your mind and set a foothold in your heart!  Let only the teachings of the wise and pure of heart come into your being!  For the teachings of the false prophets are flatering, and on the surface appear holy, but they are merely words that will wilt and fade, but the words of Tool, the words of Tool's greatest prophet, are forever!  Therefore do what is right and righteous, and go forth to the only proper forum, go forth to off topic, and post!  Post to your heart's content!  For the King of off topic welcomes all new comers!  He does not grammar nazi!  He does not hold some in higher regard!  NAY!  For all those who would follow his word are worthy in his eyes, and will forever be honored and rewarded!"
     
    For those who will not take heed, I warn you, my minions are assembling, you have been warned. 
    There is a reason for the off topic forums. Even though I have no problem with your little fantasy or your minions, I don’t see why you’ve let this all go to your head and now feel the need to come over here and spam these forums with your nonsense.

     

    Please, take this back to where it belongs.


     

    Behold, the heathen!  The infidel who does not know how to have fun on an otherwise boring and lackluster forum!  The floggings will continue until more fun topics come up!

     

    On a more serious note...the off topic forums have been decidedly lacking lately...and if any of you pub posters are in the mood for something more...uhh...racy....then hop on over and post something worth getting riled up about

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • specter843specter843 Ridgeland, SCPosts: 84Member
    Originally posted by Draenor

    Originally posted by specter843

    Originally posted by Draenor


    Heed my call, heathens of the pub, turn from your unholy ways, and go to the light.  The light that shines bright in the hearts of all that would hear it!  The light of the off topic forum, and of the benevolent Emperor Draenor!  Let the light consume you, protect you, and comfort you!  Let the words of Tool sorround your mind as you embrace all that is right and righteous in my teachings!  I have been made the chosen one!  Chosen to deliver a message of hope and understanding to those who will hear it!  And a warning for those who will not!!  Indeed, let those who would hear my message flock to the off topic forum and begin making topic both humorous and insightful!  I implore you all!  For it is written in the book of Tool:


    " Let not the infidels in the Pub at mmorpg.com infiltrate your mind and set a foothold in your heart!  Let only the teachings of the wise and pure of heart come into your being!  For the teachings of the false prophets are flatering, and on the surface appear holy, but they are merely words that will wilt and fade, but the words of Tool, the words of Tool's greatest prophet, are forever!  Therefore do what is right and righteous, and go forth to the only proper forum, go forth to off topic, and post!  Post to your heart's content!  For the King of off topic welcomes all new comers!  He does not grammar nazi!  He does not hold some in higher regard!  NAY!  For all those who would follow his word are worthy in his eyes, and will forever be honored and rewarded!"
     
    For those who will not take heed, I warn you, my minions are assembling, you have been warned. 
    There is a reason for the off topic forums. Even though I have no problem with your little fantasy or your minions, I don’t see why you’ve let this all go to your head and now feel the need to come over here and spam these forums with your nonsense.

     

    Please, take this back to where it belongs.


     

    Behold, the heathen!  The infidel who does not know how to have fun on an otherwise boring and lackluster forum!  The floggings will continue until more fun topics come up!

     

    On a more serious note...the off topic forums have been decidedly lacking lately...and if any of you pub posters are in the mood for something more...uhh...racy....then hop on over and post something worth getting riled up about

    Trust me, I do know how to have fun. There is a place for (your kind) of fun but it's just not here and from what you've just said I think you know that as well.
  • DraenorDraenor Roseville, CAPosts: 7,918Member
    Originally posted by specter843

    Originally posted by Draenor

    Originally posted by specter843

    Originally posted by Draenor


    Heed my call, heathens of the pub, turn from your unholy ways, and go to the light.  The light that shines bright in the hearts of all that would hear it!  The light of the off topic forum, and of the benevolent Emperor Draenor!  Let the light consume you, protect you, and comfort you!  Let the words of Tool sorround your mind as you embrace all that is right and righteous in my teachings!  I have been made the chosen one!  Chosen to deliver a message of hope and understanding to those who will hear it!  And a warning for those who will not!!  Indeed, let those who would hear my message flock to the off topic forum and begin making topic both humorous and insightful!  I implore you all!  For it is written in the book of Tool:


    " Let not the infidels in the Pub at mmorpg.com infiltrate your mind and set a foothold in your heart!  Let only the teachings of the wise and pure of heart come into your being!  For the teachings of the false prophets are flatering, and on the surface appear holy, but they are merely words that will wilt and fade, but the words of Tool, the words of Tool's greatest prophet, are forever!  Therefore do what is right and righteous, and go forth to the only proper forum, go forth to off topic, and post!  Post to your heart's content!  For the King of off topic welcomes all new comers!  He does not grammar nazi!  He does not hold some in higher regard!  NAY!  For all those who would follow his word are worthy in his eyes, and will forever be honored and rewarded!"
     
    For those who will not take heed, I warn you, my minions are assembling, you have been warned. 
    There is a reason for the off topic forums. Even though I have no problem with your little fantasy or your minions, I don’t see why you’ve let this all go to your head and now feel the need to come over here and spam these forums with your nonsense.

     

    Please, take this back to where it belongs.


     

    Behold, the heathen!  The infidel who does not know how to have fun on an otherwise boring and lackluster forum!  The floggings will continue until more fun topics come up!

     

    On a more serious note...the off topic forums have been decidedly lacking lately...and if any of you pub posters are in the mood for something more...uhh...racy....then hop on over and post something worth getting riled up about

    Trust me, I do know how to have fun. There is a place for (your kind) of fun but it's just not here and from what you've just said I think you know that as well.



    Oh okay, I was unaware that you are a moderator and have the power to "put me in my place"

    Here, I shall share my wisdom with you, so that you may be enlightened, and maybe the bug in your butt will crawl out?

    Here from the king's mountain view;

    Here from the wild dream come true -

    Feast like a sultan, I do,

    on treasures and flesh, never few.



    But I, I would wish it all away

    if I, thought I'd, lose you

    just one day



    The devil and his had me down,

    in love with the dark side I'd found.



    Dabbling all the way down.

    Up to my neck;

    Soon to drown



    But you,

    changed that all for me,

    lifted me up, turned me 'round.

    So I

    I

    I

    I

    I would

    I would

    I would

    Wish this all away



    Prayed like a martyr dusk til dawn

    Begged like a hooker all night long

    Tempted the devil with my song

    And got what I wanted all along



    But I

    and I would

    If I could,

    then, I would

    Wish it away

    Wish it away

    Wish it all away

    Wanna wish it all away

    No cross could hold, sway,

    or justify kneeling away my center



    So if I could I'd wish it all away,

    if I thought tomorrow

    would take you away.

    You're my peace of mind, my home, my center.

    I'm just trying to hold on

    one more day



    Dim my eyes

    Dim my eyes



    Dim my eyes, if they should

    compromise our fulcrum;

    Want and need - if I need it

    I might as well be gone



    Shine on forever

    Shine on benevolent son



    Shine down upon the broken

    Shine until the two become one



    Shine on forever

    Shine on benevolent son



    Shine down upon the severed

    Shine until the two become one



    Divided I'm withering away

    Divided I'm withering away



    Shine down upon the many

    Light our way

    Benevolent son



    Breathe in union

    Breathe in union

    Breathe in union

    Breathe in union

    Breathe in union

    So, as one, survive

    another day in season.



    Silence legion, save your poison,

    Silence legion stay out of my way!

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • specter843specter843 Ridgeland, SCPosts: 84Member



    "Oh okay, I was unaware that you are a moderator and have the power to "put me in my place"

    Here, I shall share my wisdom with you, so that you may be enlightened, and maybe the bug in your butt will crawl out?"

    _____

    I do not need to be a moderator to "put you in your place", that isn’t what I’m attempting to do. I am simply pointing out that your egotistical maniacal persona has become so large that even though you know your spamming this section you believe that you have the right to do so. Obviously not everyone wants to partake in your little mind trip. This has now gone beyond spicing things up in the off topics has it not?

    If you have a problem with people having different opinions than your own then I suggestion you take a moment and consider that you don’t have the right to tell people what opinions they can or can’t have.

    In short… Grow up

  • KaabulkKaabulk LA, CAPosts: 670Member
    The holy word of the emperor hath spoken...
  • specter843specter843 Ridgeland, SCPosts: 84Member
    Like I said the only authority I have is to be entitled to my own opinion. Something you obviously are unable to handle. To that end I submit you pull your own proverbial bug out of your own butt.

     

    Why can't you just keep it in the Off Topics? You know; where it belongs.
  • AngelboundAngelbound Yukon, OKPosts: 1,437Member
    Both of you insulted each other, you can call it a sense of humor but it still happened, while I agree that you can have fun on a forum and etc, this is not the place for off topic and this thread is super spammed no offense. Yes we should all have fun and be more light hearted in the forums and I thank you for inviting me over but all you had to do was put it in those terms and you will attract enough people, or you could just posted a link to the thread you posted here.
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