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As the recently crowned king of the off topic forum (crowned by his majesty myself) I am here to make a few decrees for this forum. Follow these laws and I will not have to smite thee!
1: In accordance with the "don't annoy me" laws of 2006, I hereby decree that all links be LINKS...rather than a URL that I must copy and paste myself...no longer will I be forced to copy and paste something just because you were too lazy to hit the space bar! THE KING HATH SPOKEN
2: If a poster attempts to say something sarcastic, and it is not BLATANTLY obvious ( ie. a smiley face all around the post and/or something completely and totally stupid that nobody will think they are serious) that poster will henceforth be required to put a "/sarcasm" before AND after where the supposed sarcasm layeth in the post. This will clear up misconceptions and render the "I was just being sarcastic" excuse a thing of the past! THE KING HATH SPOKEN
3: No poster will blame Bush for anything other than what Bush has done directly! Further claims that Bush ruined the economy of this country will be dealt with via a swift slap to the face with a book about economics and government! In addition...any threads and/or posts with strings of George Bushisms of screwed up speech text or just plain bad grammar will be met with a list of Clintonisms! THIS can include the famous "that depends on what the meaning is the word IS...is."
4: Grammar nazi's will only be tolerated if the poster's post was borderline unreadable! Though an annoying bastardization of the English language they might be, a comma splice is not something worth posting about! In addition, anyone who misspells a word longer than 6 letters wrong will NOT be made fun of! HOWEVER: posters who use the number 4 to mean the word FOR, can and WILL be reported for annoying internet style stupidity! (this includes using the letter U for the word YOU)
5: All threads created by Outfcntrl may be met with a high degree of hostility...but anyone saying anything about "neo cons'' and kool aid will be flogged...lest you desire the "neo cons'' to begin calling you "liberal pussies"!! The king HATH SPOKEN
6: The arguing of semantics and word orders at the expense of the issue at hand will not be tolerated! If you change the subject because you know that you are wrong, you will be riticuled by those of us who see through your bullshit! Admit when you are wrong and move on! Do not change the argument when you feel like you're losing! This includes declarations such as "well that's just your opinion" OF COURSE IT'S THEIR OPINION YOU IDIOT...THIS IS A FORUM...IT'S ALMOST NOTHING BUT OPINIONS.....the king hath spoken
7: Posting the lyrics to a Tool song in the middle of a thread for no apparent reason shall NOT be considered hijacking...Maynard James Keenan > you, and therefore his art may be placed anywhere it may find itself...if you report someone for hijacking after they post a Tool song, you will be reported for being a complete douche bag!
8: No forum member is allowed to talk about a specific religion unless they know what the hell they are talking about! The king is tired of seeing fools posting about the Bible when they know nothing of it! And the King knows that other members are tired of other religions being misrepresented by ignorance as well! So knock it off! Let the people who know the answers, give them.
9: There beith only one right and righteous trilogy in the kingdom, as the prophet Randal Graves sayeth "there is only one return...and it is OF THE JEDI!!"
10: All posters who preempt their post by saying "this is off topic" will be flogged. This is an off topic forum! We know your post will be off topic! You cannot be off topic when posting in an off topic forum! That is redundant, the King HATES REDUNDANCY. In addition, those posters who sign their name at the bottom of their post, other than in their actual forum signature, will be flogged. Your name is 2 inches from the left hand border of our screens, we don't need to see it at the bottom of your post!
THE KING HATH SPOKEN
now dance midget! DANCE!
Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.