I don't think this has been linked here before. I was just following one link that led to another... and I found myself watching The Clueless Gamer's take on Witcher 3... great for a chuckle. (Mild warning: the audio might be NSFW)
You say you never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And say "Do you want to make a deal?"