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I was laughing hard from some responces it seems that C2-N2 and 2V-R8 dominates forums... LOL
Oh no, if my master catches me sending this to you, she will send me out the air lock. Why, oh why, did you give me voice modulation. I can't help but to say something every time she is near me. Do you understand what you've done to me? She's a Sith juggernaut. She threatens to force choke me every time she walks by because she can't stand my incessant chatter. I desperately need to shut up but I can't. I just can't do it. Please help me.
Desperate on the Fury...
Nerf shock collars. Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta get back to Sith business. (Grrr)
I have had a glorious time locked in a death struggle with those Imperial dogs but I've found that the fights have become less challenging. Therefore I took the liberty to compile a list of (see attached file) of targets worthy of Havoc Squad! With your permission, I will begin planning our campaign of liberation immeidately!
P.S. For the Republic!
I'm more than happy to be assigned to help and support the new owner of "my" ship.
However, in order to be able to serve the abovementioned owner even better, I demand the installation of several upgrade routines into my Verbo-Brain, so that I can more readily answer to the owner's wishes.
I ask especially for much better species-specific behaviour-scanning technology, so that I can understand the owner's and his/her companions intentions more clearly.
A crate of Alderaanean Honey for pleasing the owner's nostrils would be nice, too.
Did I mention I'm a pacifist?
I think something's wrong with my master. As I train and further enhance my passive clarity, I sense dark-side energy coming from him whenever I do my daily workout. And just the other day, he requested that I bare his children to continue his legacy. I felt dark-side influence when he asked such a request from me. Please help. I do not want to be the reason for my master's fall to the dark side! And I don't even know what I'm doing to cause this! I'm sorry, Bioware. I get caught up in the moment and forget my place. I will be calm about this. *walks away and meditates*
Bioware = maker // Help requested!
T7 + Kira = playing holochess all day long // T7 = always wins // T7 = bored
Jedi = always chooses Doc for dailies // T7 = requests med-unit + kolto-packs for Jedi
T7 + Jedi = unstoppable again!
I am just a lowly smuggler doing the republics will by saving the galaxy and fighting the empire one dirty kick at a time. But, seriously!! I have a few bones to pick with you in regards to the crew I was assigned.
I got a crazy Mandalorian woman threatening my life all the time and then suddenly she flirts with me.
(Looks around the room to see if anyone is there and then whispers into the holovid) I think she may be by-polar!
A hairy side kick that sheds more than my retriever, Buckshot… may his sweet soul rest in peace!
A stuck up princess that lies to me every chance she gets….but she is “HO….double T hott”so I let it slide.
A wanna be Jedi that heals with the force and goes weeeeeeeee all the time when he does something useful!
Oh, let’s not forget the farm boy from Ord Mantel that can’t hold aggro to save “my” life.
I would give all of these companions for one, double blaster wielding, blue “cute” twe-lik that can help me fight the Empire!
Thanks for listening,
The Outlaw Khody!
Reply from Vette:
Vette: Received a request to transfer to a ship whos Captains name is Khoody….All i can say is "Just Ewh"!!!!!!
He stinks of Old Spice and his famous pick up line is like “ did the fall hurt when you fell from heaven” OMG, at least my Sith Master doesn’t use scummy one liners like that and even thou he force chokes me on occasion…….i am kind of into that! He is still better than him. Can you, like, send him that crazy-psycho Kaliyo? She is much more suited to his type!
Kaliyo - This user has been permanently banned for breaking several forum guidelines.
Oh just check it out for yourself LOL
Sith Warrior - Story of Hate and Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxKrlwXt7Ao
Imperial Agent - Rise of Cipher Nine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBBj3eJWBvU&feature=youtu.be
Imperial Agent - Hunt for the Eagle Part 1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQqjYYU128E