For Rush fans, Alex Lifeson's acceptance speech at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame was precious. And hilarious!
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- Al
Personally the only modern MMORPG trend that annoys me is the idea that MMOs need to be designed in a way to attract people who don't actually like MMOs. Which to me makes about as much sense as someone trying to figure out a way to get vegetarians to eat at their steakhouse. - FARGIN_WAR
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What’s that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: “Doesn’t matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.”
LEADING physicist Stephen Hawking cannot understand the tariffs charged by his electricity supplier. The world-renowned scientist began attempting to decode his electricity bill some months ago, but has now admitted defeat after it proved more far complicated than his work on gravitational singularities.
Hawking said: “The bill appears to be based on arbitrary calculations in which the value of electricity varies for no apparent reason.
“If this were how the laws of physics operated, we would live in a world where objects randomly floated away, disappeared completely, or suddenly became ginormous.
“What is the Standard Premium Economy Rate? And how can it co-exist with the Economy Standard Saver Rate, which appears to be the same but also different?
“The only constant is that utility bills increase tremendously over time, and that some spotty little sales bastard always knocks on my door just when I’m about to have my tea.
“Overall, the complete absence of logic makes it an insoluble problem. This is not a phrase I’ve used before, but it has done my head in.”
Hawking’s attempt to use a NASA supercomputer to decode his bill failed when the machine committed suicide whilst attempting to comprehend a ‘no standing charge plan’.
"I used to think the worst thing in life was to be all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone." Robin Williams
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old games in versions for today's players
For Rush fans, Alex Lifeson's acceptance speech at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame was precious. And hilarious!
[EDIT]
Video not working as an embed...
- Al
Personally the only modern MMORPG trend that annoys me is the idea that MMOs need to be designed in a way to attract people who don't actually like MMOs. Which to me makes about as much sense as someone trying to figure out a way to get vegetarians to eat at their steakhouse.- FARGIN_WAR
Lady 1: What’s that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand
she prefers.
Lady 1: “Doesn’t matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.”
Mrs. Schrodinger to her husband:
"What the hell did you do with that cat? She is half-dead!"
That one above was funny.
Here's an oldie - the Noob Carol
that runescape dont strike me as funny, but the documentary i liked a lot
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/hawking-baffled-by-electricity-bill-2012112149876
Hawking baffled by electricity bill
LEADING physicist Stephen Hawking cannot understand the tariffs charged by his electricity supplier. The world-renowned scientist began attempting to decode his electricity bill some months ago, but has now admitted defeat after it proved more far complicated than his work on gravitational singularities.
Hawking said: “The bill appears to be based on arbitrary calculations in which the value of electricity varies for no apparent reason.
“If this were how the laws of physics operated, we would live in a world where objects randomly floated away, disappeared completely, or suddenly became ginormous.
“What is the Standard Premium Economy Rate? And how can it co-exist with the Economy Standard Saver Rate, which appears to be the same but also different?
“The only constant is that utility bills increase tremendously over time, and that some spotty little sales bastard always knocks on my door just when I’m about to have my tea.
“Overall, the complete absence of logic makes it an insoluble problem. This is not a phrase I’ve used before, but it has done my head in.”
Hawking’s attempt to use a NASA supercomputer to decode his bill failed when the machine committed suicide whilst attempting to comprehend a ‘no standing charge plan’.
screenshot from south park
this is far too familiar to me
omg luv the bear standing in line one!
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